Basically, we need to increase the other methods of death: War, diptheria, traffic accidents, falling off tall buildings, starvation, heart disease, poisoning, etc.
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:43 (ten years ago)
99% of nonsmokers die
― drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:52 (ten years ago)
The rest are still alive.
Can smokers say that?
― Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:55 (ten years ago)
#onepercent #vapelife
― drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 10:31 (ten years ago)
occupy vaping
― List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Monday, 7 September 2015 13:36 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/14400_10152974594497338_5319450111759807715_n.jpg?oh=c70f02e1c60e2d4d1dc0704b849564d8&oe=56AB9211
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 7 September 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)
thank you Morbid Angel for changing my diapers
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)
Must've been hard wearing the spiked gauntlets
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 September 2015 20:31 (ten years ago)
armed forces 'humour' is the worst fucking thing
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11988246_1673909939509317_6929494999116014119_n.jpg?oh=f05fbe4aa619bc9cbd76e4f0e0f411fe&oe=565EE64A
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 12:34 (ten years ago)
If I wuz flying a drone...http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/378726/slide_378726_4470972_free.jpg...woof!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11995961_10153074339681304_1858087555904305013_n.jpg?oh=98330514e35bc120a50fe692ead268f3&oe=56A6EB50
In other news, people are still liking and sharing pictures of bumper stickers. And they're getting ornery waiting around for another Foghat or something?
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
foghot were adonises you scoundrel
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)
I must be looking at the wrong pictures of Foghat. Slade, then! Jethro Tull!
― how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:45 (ten years ago)
Slade = perennial Jackie magazine pin-ups
someone makes the case for Ian Anderson here:
http://simianidiot.tumblr.com/post/12976529740/why-ian-anderson-is-the-second-sexiest-man-in-the
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)
(full title is 'second sexiest man in the world' btw, it's not 'second sexiest man in the band Jethro Tull' or something)
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:07 (ten years ago)
Unfortunately, Mick Abrahams is the sexiest man in the world.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:51 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/11947518_958698514189129_3023747098406766902_n.jpg?oh=4f75185df4e895307a93fb3a200fa311&oe=56A8C34BWAU SO TRUE
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 September 2015 03:11 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/11998932_10153698762117069_4369472275775240613_n.png?oh=b6ac9d0ca3fe7717bce22f4a86d30871&oe=56736B8C
― schlep and back trio (anagram), Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:08 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/11988373_1016742825033514_5730752540576332267_n.jpg?oh=49e939ded9c139b6139f761553cada0a&oe=56A23FB3
― ailsa, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:34 (ten years ago)
That's encouraging!
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:55 (ten years ago)
Period.
― Neil S, Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:16 (ten years ago)
Period Period Period
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:50 (ten years ago)
full stop can't say it back
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:55 (ten years ago)
That misused Blackadder "meme" is making me REALLY IA. or just A, I guess.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 11 September 2015 01:21 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11988696_10153104415925737_883682228601163182_n.png?oh=3d69ca9cf1033659f00c4aba6580a51c&oe=56698ECC
― computer champion (harbl), Friday, 11 September 2015 01:52 (ten years ago)
really think we all need to collaborate on a ridiculous horseshit GIF meme and see how far we can spread it across the net collectively, kinda like those balloons that used to have a card attached "Hi My name is Timmy and I'm from Kenosha, hope you find this balloon in good health, and if not, that you take it to a hospital".
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)
How about this
http://l.wigflip.com/sukredtc/roflbot.jpg
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)
Originator of blackadder meme seems to be unaware what a drone is.
― called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 September 2015 10:43 (ten years ago)
The bloke at the controls is flying it. They don't need to be sat inside it.
― Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 11:10 (ten years ago)
what is the Blackadder meme? I can find lots of Blackadder related memes, but none about drones.
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:03 (ten years ago)
there are a surprisingly large number about Rowan Atkinson having a masters in Electrical Engineering, though?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/2f/d9/cc/2fd9cc7a5031a5cfb40abf10187ebbde.jpg
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)
or a phd according to some
http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/arRALE5_700b.jpg
― they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (ten years ago)
look for armed forces 'humour'
xposts
― Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (ten years ago)
xpost meme-makers unfamiliar with pre-Mr Bean RA apparently
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11412348_10153612847926840_5099740853674205850_n.jpg?oh=6b4672e2d05fec569c768421a9f1dc4f&oe=56766836
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)
if all of my friends' mugs spontaneously morphed into Sandler's creased pear face while I was talking to them, I might go to a mental hospital too
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:56 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/FxQOJnt.jpg
― qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)
Its is probably a good thing that I remain a Facebook holdout, and posting that (and most things itt, really) would get you immediately unfriended.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:16 (ten years ago)
wtf is that even
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
lotta levels of confusion here
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)
whew, i'm a sagittarius
― nomar, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
apparently they just finished playing golf?
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:33 (ten years ago)
lol these memes are "here is a trait followed by a list of signs that trait applies to" i guess not everyone has a fb friend who constantly posts these
i just love the angry gemini who had to edit it for inclusion
― qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:38 (ten years ago)
this is a bonus yet valid reason why i hate astrology
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:39 (ten years ago)
tbf i'm Sagi and i've never killed anybody with a hammer so this could be accurate
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)
oh it's a golf club never mind
Aha! A Virgo. You're argumentative.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)
Me and all the other people born in the period from late April to mid may have so much in common, it's really weird
― 1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)
lol @ casino
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)
on closer examination they hadn't just been playing golf and that probably isn't a putter, it's kermit as ryan gosling in drive
― balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)