Old ILX Posts Which Continue To Haunt Your Thoughts

have you guys seen hootie lately? he looks way better than he did in the 90s. i bet he's vegan

that vageen was average at best

dying

A friend of mine slept with a woman who had extensive internal scarring (childbirth), apparently it was like sliding past fossilised worms. Not exactly "ribbed for his pleasure".
― grym leighton (Crazyhorse), Saturday, June 19, 2004 8:14 AM (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women are so gross right

Love doesn't always stay. Sometimes you get bored. Or realise you were high.
― noodle vague (noodle vague), Monday, 14 February 2005 21:25 (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why was first thread locked btw

a few weeks ago i saw a guy walking down cambridge heath road by himself. he had A Look that was arresting, it was like troo 70s, huge billowy flowing jeans with wide bellbottoms, a - yes - v-neck tee - and hair that looked like a bowl cut had been allowed to grow out for a couple of months. he was about 25 or so, just cutting through the world like a ship unmoored from time.

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 9:55 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"just cutting through the world like a ship unmoored from time" goes through my head a lot

I once sat in the next cubicle to Van Morrison as he grunted his way thru a really big shit - anyone whos insides smell that bad must be medically dead.

― Well it's a marvellous night ..............., Tuesday, 24 April 2001 00:00 (14 years ago)

that vageen was average at best

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, August 27, 2015 3:32 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

'no haters' in thread titles is like my friend who was fat in jr. high whose parents bought him a shirt that say "LEAVE ME ALONE" in big block letters on the front cuz he was having trouble w bullys -- we found a pic of it on his computer last yr & the clowning commenced

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Monday, February 2, 2009 6:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(1) I think about the "LEAVE ME ALONE" shirt all the time as an example of how not to parent and
(2) "& the clowning commenced"

some dude wrote this on thread least favorite thread titles on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on Feb 13, 2009

i like to take the pure essence of an album and use the resulting paste as a spread between two intact albums

'grab them by the pussy'

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-recorded-having-extremely-lewd-conversation-about-women-in-2005/2016/10/07/3b9ce776-8cb4-11e6-bf8a-3d26847eeed4_story.html?postshare=2491475870527101&tid=ss_tw

That's it. He's done.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 October 2016 20:21 (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually the quote and link was in a mookieproof post but it's caek's that haunts.

runny yolk needs to touch everything

― max, Wednesday, December 19, 2012 10:49 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

'no haters' in thread titles is like my friend who was fat in jr. high whose parents bought him a shirt that say "LEAVE ME ALONE" in big block letters on the front cuz he was having trouble w bullys -- we found a pic of it on his computer last yr & the clowning commenced

― LOOK WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLA (deej), Monday, February 2, 2009 6:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(1) I think about the "LEAVE ME ALONE" shirt all the time as an example of how not to parent and
(2) "& the clowning commenced"

― JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Monday, May 16, 2016 9:37 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha ran into this post again and came here, but then realized I already posted it

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

― nomar, Monday, July 6, 2015 6:17 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and yes, a relevant ILTMI thread just got bumped reminding me...but this post pooped into my head a few days ago as well, so worth recording. The guy had a gift :/

all-time typo imo

lol

ahhahahaha

It's kind of amazing how permanently-etched that post has become in my feces.

Argh, I mean 'mind', stupid autocoprophilia.

crazy, i was totally haunted by that post the other day when the sports radio guys were talking about wafflestomper boots

you might want to check out posts by this dude ian reese-morane or whatever dude's name was - very precious, anglo scarfy, his style/taste/everything was nearly identical to yours. identical. and here's the thing: dude was screwing his mom. so when alot of people read yr posts right or wrong they're thinking 'this guy fucks his mom' and alot of people find that repulsive, like almost as bad as liking gay dad repulsive. so maybe pipe down a little more, lose some of yr sparkle. or maybe just start posting as ian reese-moraine is on the scene againe that way you can borrow some of that motherfucker's immunity.
― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, July 30, 2006 10:58 PM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

today when I read an Old Lunch post that began with "Here's the thing:" my brain immediately filled in "dude was screwing his mom."

It's the implicit subtext of many of my posts.

they started out friends

it was cool but it was all pretend
yeah yeah
screwing his mom

Yep since I posted that 'screwing his mom' has permanently replaced that line in my head

police man

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:52 AM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

really glad I could bring the world another round of waterface and treeship gently rolling a ball between each other on a rainy day

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 18 November 2013 16:18 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

think of this turn of phrase so often when encountering huge swathes of online discourse (eg nearly everything to do with the World Cup)

I only just encountered this (or any) showershitting tale and while it is funny i will never be able to unknow it. I could voluntarily take another tbi i guess but i dont wanna die over this horror. Wanna live but forget.

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

― nomar, Monday, July 6, 2015 6:17 PM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― imago, Wednesday, November 15, 2017 12:33 PM (seven months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm a big fan of price of Wales check suits but wearing it with a check shirt is a definitely a on no. Have a fabulous Vivienne Westwood suite in pale bluey grey price of Wales, bought on hood last year, it is by far an away the bets cut suit I've ever owned. I think it works well with a lighter floral pattern shift, no tie but I hardly ever wear one. In fact I have a hard time conceiving of making a tie work with it. Possibly a Pucci print with a white shirt but that might be a bit much

I like the rag and bone suit. It's a bit country squire/brown in town but not so much it's a tattersall check shirt and flat cap away from requiring accessorising with a flat cap, land rover and shooting stick. Not full on tweeds but not full on sharp either.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, January 16, 2014 7:36 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whenever I think about suits I imagine Ed (in my imagined Ed) voice saying "It's a bit country squire/brown in town but not so much"

i like how the abundant typos suggest he was tipsy and waxing satirical, always a good look imo

gtfo with ranking dogs. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good dog!" to his very VERY good dog that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD DOGS'

― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)

they should restructure the show so all dogs are tied for #1

― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:56 (eight months ago)

ya

White wrote of Peele’s film: “‘Get Out’ does not rank with America’s notable race comedies — Brian De Palma’s ‘Hi, Mom!’, Ossie Davis’s ‘Gone Are the Days! (Purlie Victorious)’, Robert Downey Sr.’s ‘Putney Swope,’ Melvin Van Peebles’s ‘Sweet Sweetback’, Hal Ashby’s ‘The Landlord,’ Rusty Cundieff’s ‘Fear of a Black Hat,’ or any of the genre spoofs by the Wayans family, … or the recent Eddie Murphy films that are so personal and ingenious, they transcend racial categorization.”

Still taking this in.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, February 28, 2017 6:51 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ages and ages ago, Dog Latin mentioned that he was suffering from an earworm of Maxell's Silver Hammer, just the first two beats, looping in his head and every now and then it happens to me too, 'John was, John was, John was, John was..."

gtfo with ranking your children. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good child!" to his very VERY good child that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD CHILDREN'
― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:55 (eight months ago)

they should restructure the show so all children are tied for #1

― Karl Malone, Dienstag, 16. Januar 2018 17:56 (eight months ago)

imo this can only mean that all children are mediocre u_u

and i'm willing to accept that i guess

Joan was quizzical... right?

It's Joan? Well, I'll be darned!

Referred to as “she” and “her” and the verse describes Maxwell asking her out on a date and showing up to pick her up (but actually murder her).

It’s a shit song fwiw. A very unfunny attempt at “black humor.”

I admit I've never paid much attention to the song, it's a blind spot for me, a lot of White album tracks are.

Dude, come on. Everybody knows it's a Rubber Soul track. So embarrassed for u.

Referred to as “she” and “her” and the verse describes Maxwell asking her out on a date and showing up to pick her up (but actually murder her).

had no idea what the hell was being discussed because i was scrolling up from the bottom and i was wondering if this was something i missed from Urban Hang Suite or Embrya...

XP - Haha, welp, time to drag my sorry self to the 'Times you have made an ass out of yourself irl with music' thread.

Oh I thought it was the sexual qualities thread

the days where we argued vehemently about whether the Beatles or pizza were more omnipresent seem so innocent now; they will have been so beautiful

I kinda thought MaresNest was going McBane "That Is the Joke" on me!

(xp) See Flann O'Brien's tales of 'the brother'.