local businesses with horribly formed "names"

http://www.walesoncraic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DISCO-840x420.jpg

it's baaaack! fuAsian! And this is how they present themselves to the eagerly waiting world:
http://media.29prime.com/Images/Profile/header/Generic.png
So, FU Asians!

we've looked at the numbers and they're...delicious!

http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/i-want-to-believe.jpg

About the 'Massive Discocunts' sign, but the only reference is from the Welsh version of the onion. http://www.walesoncraic.com/

The other day at work though I received this from the classifieds department from a major newspaper.

Thankyou for your payment
I have passed this onto the acocunts department.

massive discocunts is clearly shopped but seemed worth sharing

Dumas, Arkansas's Basically Church. Maybe not so much horribly formed but more like IDGI.
https://goo.gl/photos/P4CJaeX5MnSBH5XD9

https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipMgeWIE9oRsynysWDhbx5T9y5CzrWHdjSPzKqTy

My god how do you imbed pix from google photos these days!? Sorry bout that.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/RTqaSZx9LtYCa_4SXB3y_c4lg2dSdsNE_PnYbBJTPp4H77rrgXcd9OiH4g1epOm3P_AX2hrSj65pCQ11KBp_R0fjootGOJcw3l11X4OLXCJ4pgByFd8Rv2bgg2-Ot1zoXy26p8Se7KN3wXBnBxUDETw7Kp-i5VD9a1CnhMzpP0e_5IQX5pvYspKv6Qhankyg-kj0EjvTg9HfY61DCc95MeaP3-mq4UDF8oSKg0bdSIPSJ25_51DonMsII6J3RtfabmURXyNc7A7W6IX4xJ0M4GSCw40hdOqI0o92yXNg0CSv9-X-sc62IGmwsUEyZOov2Nqq8XRpmF2lHZQTnRZY2PX1zmEXeaSu4moZoXjVrew0vqIduKUYeTTT_zfP-x5-iy_meSwBOTLHBHhTfaipHiI9od2QHSDmJTNf_gIDl2Nen1m8u34bz2wOqEbf4-OhoS9wY3A8dHxN4M7RHJc8R7C1_eUouJsvUnWf_t86ouD5UTC8ANpfStFNreXxoBxDztGGeUAD30u41fw5iykwoVxIkIS5Pi_OVcJBVR6JbuE=w2332-h1554-no

I Can't Believe It's A Church

So...Not Quite Church

OR...

remarkably reminiscent of

http://www.danlockton.co.uk/research/images/tescovaluebeans.jpg

Boy, either way would suck, but I'd rather be forced to use the door with the wheelchair than the one with the Crucifixion scene.

Not as horrible as most here, but I drove past a restaurant called Beef O'Brady's a couple days ago, and it was closed down. Googled it and apparently it's a sports-oriented chain with "See you at Beef's" as a motto, and a My Beefs(R) link on their page that tells you what's going on at a specific location.

They're a corporate sports bar chain ... for families.

http://i.imgur.com/NECOO1l.png

only one horrendous branch right now, doubtless has the potential to become a horrendous national chain:

https://debbiedoesablog.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/20140421-185536.jpg

http://www.corbynltd.com/storage/images-processed/w-615_h-376_m-cover_s-any__Plant%2001.jpg

xp local businesses with horribly formed names that are likely to make them targets for trademark lawsuits.

So this just opened a couple blocks from me, posting less for the name than the bottom of the menu

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12247166_10153746123263330_4421019550704444859_n.jpg?

let's try that again
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12247166_10153746123263330_4421019550704444859_n.jpg?oh=9e546fedba3e90b97af0e053a243f12d&oe=56EA9223

Reminded daily about the school I used to work with called ISIS Training Centre.

xp idgi plz explain

"catch the fever"

http://www.birdfever.com/

https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8759292160/h795406AC/

this makes no sense:

http://www.pampurredpets.com/img/Store%20Locations/Store%20Pictures/Burgess-Hill.jpg

i misread it as PamPureedPets and was all whaaa

'Darth Vaper' works, but why the fuck did they have to go and put "may the vapour be with you"? That's not a pun. It's not even close to a pun. FFS.

Nick, maybe your one is run by someone called Pam? And she's trained the pets to say her name while purring? "Pam," purred pets.

You could be on to something there. A bit like if Jimi had called that one song MaryCriedWind

perhaps not a per se horrible name, but there's a new place near me called Roast n Co -- it' s a rotisserie chicken and gourmet coffee place that is owned by Jeff Ross, the comedy central roast guy. Durrrrrrrrrrrr

"ro stinko"

That guy should have been roasty mcroast face

Saw some of these in the supermarket, maybe it doesn't hurt their sales but the name sure seems misguided.

http://www.fatboyicecream.com/fatboys/img/productShots/vanilla6.png

IMHO, that's as cringe-inducing as this line of soft drinks:
http://static.flickr.com/51/126973096_9362901e0e.jpg?v=0

you can really taste the green

http://s3.amazonaws.com/ldc/large/2312/23122265.jpg

crops 'n bobbers, littlehampton

spelling on this one always hurts my brain too:

http://statics.192.com/estreet/original/large/2127/21270088.jpg

perhaps not a per se horrible name, but there's a new place near me called Roast n Co -- it' s a rotisserie chicken and gourmet coffee place that is owned by Jeff Ross, the comedy central roast guy. Durrrrrrrrrrrr

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In addition, maybe I'm being a little prissy but something kind of grosses me out about drinking gourmet coffee in a place that smells of chicken fat.

There is a multi-trade type bodger/handyman in my area called The House Doctor, the name could be worse but his work van is a converted ambulance which still retains much electric yellow + very much still looks like an ambulance. And also someone I know who used him to repair some stud walls said his joinery/plastering skills were "fucking dog rough".

xp nothing prissy about that... "rotisserie chicken and gourmet coffee place" sounds disgusting.

"crops 'n bobbers" is perfect... but what is the wagon thing above the sign?

I love those Chubby bottles! I want some.

Not the name that's "horribly formed"

http://i68.tinypic.com/ftd4is.jpg

At least the ellipsis has three dots.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/IMG_4366.jpg

^marginally more up to date version of

http://lh6.ggpht.com/V2donCyZL0hr9DFRROD5eVPZMDJSjTkmoppIu0YUE7QKQQZwMmCvYqcvLpWZUGn7JgbSgifEihN0Aut0=s320

http://www.littleobservationist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Screen-Shot-2016-04-02-at-17.59.11.png

Www.chips.cod is breathtaking

I am stifling every "There's Something About Mary" joke that keeps coming to mind thanks to Tom D's contribution