It is 2008 and it is time for hard men.
-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:04 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
Stab me now.
-- jaymc, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 4:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
fUCK i DONT EVEN HAVE GOO ON MY IPOD
-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:11 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― electricsound, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:21 (eighteen years ago)
ha yesss
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 May 2008 06:25 (eighteen years ago)
lolol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:46 (eighteen years ago)
back in college they called me the pink ranger if u know what im sayin
-- and what, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.
-- remy bean, Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM (Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:23 (eighteen years ago)
dodd dated carrie fisher & said 'the jury's still out' on whether god exists
-- and what, Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM (Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM) Bookmark Link
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:01 (eighteen years ago)
I prefer Fuckles the Clown and his dog Aborto.
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 12:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
(sorry Ned. Couldn't resist)
― Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 08:46 (eighteen years ago)
Shit is quietly thrilling, right?
-- Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:45
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:39 (eighteen years ago)
I'm screwed aren't I?
-- Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:53 (Yesterday) Link
yes
-- Jarlrmai, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:04 (Yesterday) Link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 26 May 2008 07:08 (eighteen years ago)
I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird.
-- The Reverend
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:09 (eighteen years ago)
if you enter inflation you can make it look like a butt
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:37 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 21:38 (eighteen years ago)
big HOOS permit to bj
-- max, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM (Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM) Bookmark Link
― rev, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
my approach to attempted ILX cockslaps from now on will be to contemplate the insecurities of the would-be cockslapper with a warm glow upon my chest
-- Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 10:45 (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:47 (eighteen years ago)
i am going to go touch it to make sure that i am not in the last hallucinatory death throes. will report back.
-- John Justen, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 3:07 AM (4 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
wau this idiot nokia phone knows masturbation but not custard
-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 6, 2008 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Friday, 6 June 2008 04:22 (eighteen years ago)
the hairballs depart the other end of the cat.
-- Jaq, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:14 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i'll look into it!
-- latebloomer, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:15 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― StanM, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:29 (eighteen years ago)
mom?
-- Kerm, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:47 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yes come over here and lik my balls lil kermy
-- jhøshea, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (eighteen years ago)
hi-ho, kermy the perverted little frog here
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
I found myself the other day missing my JERKER (OOP)
-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)
Would be nice to see it in the water again, but I guess that won't happen. :/
-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)
Hookers are like pineapple, is what I'm getting at.
-- kenan, Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM (Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM) Bookmark Link
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:14 (seventeen years ago)
CMON FUCK A GUY
-- banriquit, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― en i see kay, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)
was having trouble deciding whether I'd prefer jen to go ASAP or have dale, stu, bex and luke go one by one leaving jen. had decided jen ASAP and was hoping for her to be up against rex as it will be good for housemates to have see sylvia go over mohamed and now jen go over rex
-- conrad, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:51 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.
-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:21 (seventeen years ago)
I will be stuffing those machines for all they're worth.
-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
if my sandy vagina is clouding my vision then i must be mistaken.
-- cutty, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:31 PM (1 hour ago)
― DG, Thursday, 10 July 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
at least that link has good photos of the Johnson Treatment.
-- Dr Morbius, Friday, July 11, 2008 3:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:06 (seventeen years ago)
emptying an entire half-box into your mouf all at once, then trying not to pucker too violently?
-- kingfish, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 4:08 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:41 (seventeen years ago)
this sandwich right now is like josh hamilton last night
-- max, Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 02:42 (seventeen years ago)
man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets
-- Just got offed, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 4:39 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:36 (seventeen years ago)
"fuck me anyone can"
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― Mark G, Thursday, 17 July 2008 07:29 (seventeen years ago)
Yup, that's my dad in a nutshell. "Wine, women, song, and UNIX CAN SUCK A BIG BAG O DIXORS!!!" -- Super-Masonic Black Hole (kate), Monday, August 16, 2004 7:08 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
― libcrypt, Saturday, 26 July 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)
i'm on the fence when it comes to oscillating in the bedroom. i like it but sometimes you just need the thing right on you.
-- Surmounter, Sunday, 3 August 2008 16:56 (2 hours ago) Link
― Bimble, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
This one time I was so drunk that I fluffed the preamble and blew the punchline
-- DJ Mencap, Monday, August 4, 2008 1:56 PM (41 seconds ago)
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
hahahaha Ned, go back to the original thread
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
I already saw that! Great minds, etc.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
cheating slightly:
I'll watch Shatner try to pull one off. Especially a gender switch.
-- Trip Maker, Monday, 4 August 2008 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:10 (seventeen years ago)
"man i think surmounter just drove a truth truck through my rotting old barn of regrets"
ha ha i love this
― Ste, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 09:14 (seventeen years ago)
I'm the one massaging the shark with the small dowel
-- Stevie D, Friday, August 1, 2008 11:35 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link
― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)
ned, i can't afford condoms right now. -- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link
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so jerk off into a towel instead? -- Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 Bookmark Link
― Ste, Thursday, 14 August 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
That's out of context?
― Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
i think thats a zing
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 14 August 2008 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
i'd recommend putting unlubricated condoms on the dog's feet (and tail, just to be safe), holding them in place with elastic bands.
-- remy bean
― omar little, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
I was beside myself when Mozzer whipped it out in concert last year.
-- Johnny Fever, Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM (Monday, September 1, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, but does it count as "doing" it? ;)
― so glitchy (kenan), Monday, September 15, 2008 8:51 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― a hat check clerk at an ice rink (n/a), Monday, 15 September 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)
Oh god yes, I know it, I've caught it by accident several times.
― the usual olfactory abuse (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 17:00 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Lovenasium (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 07:06 (seventeen years ago)
I mean Guy Garvey is NOT fucking Burt Bacharach!!
― A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, October 9, 2008 10:10 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark
― Dave from Norwich, Thursday, 9 October 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)
in the office, i'm not doing it in my pants.
except on fridays.
― grimly fiendish, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 02:02 (1 year ago)
― Trayce, Monday, 13 October 2008 06:31 (seventeen years ago)