why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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prohibits you from visiting a war memorial? that's gotta be a weird distortion of the recent removal of the confederate battle flag from the SC statehouse grounds.

Aimless, Monday, 24 August 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

Light bulb selection is the most important part of freedom.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 19:31 (ten years ago)

xp think it refers back to 2013 gov't shutdown; park service closed ww2 memorial & other monuments; protest & politicking ensued

drash, Monday, 24 August 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)

Yeah they closed down the gov't and the complained about gov't run things being closed. It was "Stop Hitting Yourself" governing at its finest.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

Really want to send these people to one of the wonderful places on earth with no functioning government.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11885077_1000523433311521_8129866307545303685_n.jpg?oh=8099425b2030d30e5bc0234e2c8629c4&oe=56828F30

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)

cool to finally learn this guy's backstory

http://www.roadwise.co.uk/uploads/userfiles/image/childdrens%20images/sign_pedestrian%20crossing.jpg

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 09:33 (ten years ago)

"Hi, President Obama? I just asked, and apparently the government should NOT cease its Islamist Communistical Homosexualistic War on White middle class dudes. I know, I'm as surprised as you are."

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:29 (ten years ago)

makes a good point

Neil S, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)

xp you gotta stop saying 'jet fuel can't melt steel beams' in group chats dude

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 12:46 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/y8MRcK3.png

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

Robert Plant didn't use autotune, Grandad. I'm confused.

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)

"You've been coolin', baby, I've been droolin',
All the good times I've been misusin',
Way, way down inside, I'm gonna give you my love,
I'm gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love."

THE SOUL.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)

also maybe the zep not the best standard-bearer for "wrote their own songs"

erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

lllooooooowooooooowooooooooooove!
Ah AH AH AH AHHH AHHHAAA HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA AAAAH AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

No computers existed in the 70s, it's true.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)

Five of the top ten singles of 1971 (the year "Stairway to Heaven" was released) were not written by the people who sang them. In case anyone wants to let the meme-maker know.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

I don't know who made the meme image, but I will share that information on the post where I saw it.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (ten years ago)

also maybe the zep not the best standard-bearer for "wrote their own songs"

― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 5:09 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol ikr?

carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:22 (ten years ago)

Well, j/k, obviously, but, like, do people think Elvis and Sinatra wrote all their own songs? They can't be that dumb, right?

Similarly, the other day, someone I know was looking for recommendations for music to "explain to her kids what music was like before songs on the radio were only 3 minutes long, like Journey and Styx and so forth." So, like, never? Because the 2-3 minute single has always been more or less standard?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

Yeah, if anything the 3:30 average single length is up from previous decades. Especially pre-70s, when most singles were running under 3 minutes.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:30 (ten years ago)

the 1850s

j., Wednesday, 26 August 2015 17:34 (ten years ago)

not putting the image inline -- is huge

http://www.geekfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/g118.jpg

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 19:38 (ten years ago)

Does he post here?

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)

gave up counting the number of times the word 'i' was used in that post once i got past 60. easier to count the word 'son', though: twice. good going, dad, way to connect to the son you say feels nothing for you.

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)

well he does start using "male fruit of my loins" about midway through

qualx, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)

To make a smoothie.

Mark G, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:23 (ten years ago)

Reads like a suicide note, somebody ought to get him help.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)

punchline shd've been "capitalism ruins everything"

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:32 (ten years ago)

Well, that explains why we haven't heard much from Hurting lately.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)

lol having children

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 20:47 (ten years ago)

children are the worst it's true

Nhex, Thursday, 27 August 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

why am I in hysterics

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:22 (ten years ago)

The moons will rotate in opposite directions, right?

Satiation’s Second Sibelius (Assurance T. Rex), Saturday, 29 August 2015 10:29 (ten years ago)

this is called moony bags

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:15 (ten years ago)

lol

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:30 (ten years ago)

90% of earthlings will be afraid to share this

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 August 2015 11:31 (ten years ago)

hahaha BB

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 August 2015 12:30 (ten years ago)

"one will be the moon. the other will be uranus. do you see what i did there."

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 August 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Walk_Two_Moons.jpg

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 30 August 2015 09:37 (ten years ago)

Watch two moons, sit right down
Daddy let the shares roll in

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 30 August 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

if she freaks the fuck out when you dip a hot wire into a sample of her blood, she's an alien

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:45 (ten years ago)

oh yeah. sooooooo sarcastic.

how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:48 (ten years ago)

maybe the woman above needs a vagina gun

http://cdn.viralwomen.com//ContentFiles/viralwomen.com/Posts/powerful_prochoice_activist_reads_a_poem_called_if_my_vagina_was_a_gun_1149063137.jpg_resized_552.jpg

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

or be friends w/jim morrison

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/9e/e6/de9ee6867cfd79b7553d1b3be6bf24f8.jpg

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:30 (ten years ago)


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