abysmal real names

Robert Deatherage

http://www.kpho.com/story/29765418/fbi-militia-members-moonlighted-as-drug-cash-rip-crew

http://i.imgur.com/Pev0aex.jpg

(morbid story this is from)

Rupert Friend.

space shuttle pilot dick truly

Truly, madly, Dickly

Zane D. Memeger, the United States attorney in Philadelphia who brought the charges, did not elaborate on the decision to drop the case.

bonar bradberry

Kenedy

to add insult to the pointblank entry wounds

Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (born 8 February 1996 in Santa Rita do Sapucaí), commonly known as Kenedy, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a striker for Fluminense.[1]

― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:21 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too ecstatic at corbyn to use ctrl-f

tempted to reverse judgment on this one though: misspelling of keneddy goes from bathetic to sublime when one considers it is the sinister backroom schemer bobby rather than the eternal hausfrau's favourite being 'hommaged'

remember when the story was circulated that maicon douglas whatever was a bastardized tribute to mikey d

He does not know when or how the rumour started, just that he has heard it all his life and it is not true. Maicon Douglas's name may have an assonance with a certain Hollywood actor, but the Inter Milan right-back was definitely NOT named after the star of Basic Instinct and a host of other big-screen blockbusters.

"My parents aren't film buffs, I don't even know if they know who he is," the Brazilian told Gazzetta dello Sport in 2008. "It's just funny because this urban myth, that my parents were such fans of Michael Douglas that they named me after him, has been around for a decade. "Everybody assumes it's true and, until now, nobody has asked me if it is."

lol i thought you meant the beastie boy for a sec there

Roger Fuckebythenavele

astro teller

looking up crazy shit on familysearch, part 147358:

Hitler Mussolini Henderson
Event Type: Birth
Event Date: 1939
Event Place: Clear Creek, Mecklenburg, North Carolina
Gender: Male
Race: Colored
Father's Name: Earnest Henderson
Mother's Name: Katie Mae Henderson

his parents apparently had second thoughts, because they reported his name as Andrew in the 1940 census.

Ezequiel Ham

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, March 5, 2014 12:14 AM

also from "Great Real Names":

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, April 26, 2014 2:02 AM

that was two months before he became a first round draft pick and an overplayed entrant in notable names lists/featurettes for all eternity

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this stuff forever

http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/quiz/articles/nfl-player-or-dorset-village

Not surprising that he's been mentioned already. Ah sure, we'd be here all day naming NFL players

Ted Tork of White Cloud, a non-Amish friend of the clan, owns and operates the bus, helping transport Amish families as the need arises, Hochstetler said.

Becky Ruud

Willoughby Bertie, 4th Earl of Abingdon (16 January 1740 – 26 September 1799) was an English peer and music patron.[1]

The song was produced by Essex Buddha with Hat Ritson as sample replay producer.

Rat Hitson

Kumble Subbaswamy

Seymour Cocks

Born in Darlington, Cocks was educated at Plymouth College and became a journalist. He joined the Independent Labour Party and wrote several tracts for the party and for the Union of Democratic Control. He stood unsuccessfully for Maidstone in the 1923 general election. He was elected to the safe seat of Broxtowe in the 1929 general election.

After World War II it was revealed that he had been placed on the 'Special Search List G.B' of prominent subjects to be arrested by the Nazis had they succeeded in invading Britain.

wiki says that his full name was Frederick Seymour Cocks, so I suppose he chose to go by 'Seymour Cocks'?

that's probably all what the einsatzgruppen saw when they put him in the black book.

still can't get over the fact that there's an Indian domestic cricketer literally called Sachin Baby, averaging 25.85 in FC cricket

this, fwiw, is like there being a footballer literally government named Mini Messi who played for Sunderland and got the occasional assist

The Prince George’s County Police Department said an officer shot and killed a suspect during a struggle on Friday night.
Officials said the unidentified officer was on patrol near Brooks Drive and Marlboro Pike when he heard a car crash and went to investigate. As he arrived, he saw a suspect, Asshams Pharoah Manley, 30, of Forestville, running away from the crash scene.

D@m0n C0ck3rh@m

as I was looking at my inbox...

Karlan Laughton Ahearne-Grant

surely middlenamed for the legendary night of the hunter director

is he any good

KL4GZ

he's difficult to describe. pacy, has a touch but lacks strength or composure for now - like the ghost of a promising forward

http://i.imgur.com/16saawo.png

orlando pownall

Rubinald Rofino Pronk

Hunter Hunt-Hendrix

http://fritzkbitz.ndp.ca/

Triceton Bickford

Ianthe Butt

Saw a facebook discussion where someone expressed confusion about having a student named "Pepsi", followup comments referred to a kid someone knew with the first name "Alpacino".

jim bob cooter

Ryan Tedder