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ooh this thread reveals me to have been a liar in the great dc thread nipplegate incident of like last week.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

revive in honor of her impending date with the altar this saturday.

Very cool. So what's the imminent bro-in-law like?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

This is one of my favourite thread titles, well done. And to your sister.

― chap, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

he's like this
http://photo.ringo.com/113/113601333O436767362.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

He has the right idea.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe i didn't tell you about this--i have to wear this frightening purple bridesmaid dress. it has a green belt. and green shoes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ EW.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.seedfest.co.uk/seeds/eggplant/black-beauty.jpg
^^^ me, saturday

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Pictures please!

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

green belt makes me more sad than anything. is it a WAIST-CINCHER???

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

nah it is some kind of ribbony belt. it is like bright springy green though, and the dress is purple. and TEA LENGTH which is just like--what? i don't understand it at all. i will post pictures, on this thread perhaps!

i should scan back in the pix from the last time i was a bridesmaid, i was unrecognizable after the hair and makeup people fucked with me.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

please note what holiday this saturday is because it was not a coincidence of timing, btw :\

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

your sister is insane.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

ugh, I was trying to be optimistic, Ally, because weirdo color combinations can be cute sometimes, but I do not understand tea-length dresses. WHY?

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

I mean that in the nicest, most non-offensive way possible.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

i am given the option to change out of the green heels and into flip flops at reception, though :D

flip flops that have been bedazzled by another bridesmaid.

8[

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

please note what holiday this saturday is because it was not a coincidence of timing, btw :

Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

i should scan back in the pix from the last time i was a bridesmaid, i was unrecognizable after the hair and makeup people fucked with me.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40980000/jpg/_40980221_carter_203pa.jpg

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok flip flops + tea length dress = :(

I TAKE IT THIS IS ONE OF THESE CASUAL WEDDINGS.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Bedazzled?!?!

― Nicole, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

that would've been better!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

wait that was an xpost re: helena monkey carter

i have no idea what the deal is with the flip flops and the bedazzling and i think it is terrifying and i am being punished by god for being a bad human being or something.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

MY SISTER MADE US WEAR FLIP-FLIPS FOR THE WEDDING. PASTEL MADRAS PLAID ONES. SHUT UP.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I am so glad I have no sisters.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

MY SISTER MADE US WEAR FLIP-FLIPS FOR THE WEDDING. PASTEL MADRAS PLAID ONES. SHUT UP.

Laurel on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:22 PM (42 seconds ago)

what is there only enough sanity for one daughter per family??? what is this???

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/bedazzled-dudley.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

?

What holiday is this Saturday over there? ( Evacuation Day ?)

― StanM, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

wow. I thought I hated flip-flops before, but I had no idea.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

my one regret in life is letting her wear a chic and fashionable and attractive and BLACK dress at my wedding with her own shoes and jewelery of her choice. should've made her wear hot pink and carry a parasol.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

St. Patrick's Day, same kinda deal. xpost

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha if my sisters ever get married, they'll KILL one another

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

i am going to request the dj play peter cook's song from that movie. in fact i will bring it with me so he can't even pull some "oh we don't have that" stunt.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, bridesmaid dresses are for punishing your female relatives/friends for anything they've ever done to you.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

wait waht is a tea-length dress

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

how perfect, to be wed on kurt russell's birthday

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Drunken American Day

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO MY SISTER AT ALL. I DON'T DESERVE THIS.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

DAD?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone'll be green with envy! (and because of St. Patrick's, obv)

― StanM, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

The bridesmaids must look as ugly as possible to delay the onset of the groom's extramarital hanky-panky.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

wait waht is a tea-length dress

river wolf on Tuesday, March 13, 2007 3:26 PM (47 seconds ago)

horrifying

http://www.melissasweet.com/images/fashions/detail/PetuniaAd_f.jpg

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

tea-length means between the knee and ankle; it hits at the most unflattering part of the leg imo.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Tea-length dress = comes up to one's teabag

― n/a, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

Well, teeeeechnically it was to keep the other bridesmaids from having to purchase a pair of matching shoes, because they're my sister's best friends and some couldn't have afforded any kind of shoes that I would have agreed to wear BUT the insanity was my sister not standing up to my mom and saying that we should all wear white or cream shoes that DIDN'T HAVE TO MATCH. But really I think there was no one shoe style that everyone had or could afford BUT J CREW FLIP-FLOPS BURN, THEY BURN.

I wish that a) I were ever getting married, and b) that if I were, it would be possible to make my sister wear something horrid without inflicting it on any of my other friends. Ooooooooh, maybe I could get married while she's PREGNANT and she'll have to be in all the photos!

― Laurel, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

tea-length dresses=the mullet of formalwear

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah i think green beer is going to be offered at this shindig.

i luckily have skinny calves so the length isn't soooooooo horrible but STILL. yuck.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Horseshoe you are a genius.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

aw thanks! i guess hideousness is inspiring.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

wow, reception drinking + st. pats drinking

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

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