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IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH IF YOU TRACK WETNESS ALL OVER MY BED GODDAMNIT.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 28th, 2003 7:25 PM. (later)

― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

big thanks to Teeny for making my harmless MBV joke sound SOOOO deliciously naughty. I never would have realized the potential otherwise.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-three years ago)

That kinda ties in with the most sausage, I think.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 28th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Woah, that came out bigger than I thought it would.
Note; I'm not actually a cowboy. [context deleted]
-- Nick H (nhill8...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:56 PM. (later)

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it doesn't load for me.
-- phil-two (philtw...) (webmail), May 28th, 2003 6:57 PM

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

This thread's become a Moebius strip!

― Leee (Leee), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Argh!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

it's not all dusty sweetie. Most of it's sticky. I dunno about smelly. Only in parts.
--That Girl

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm so tempted to go down
-- lyra (lyra6...), May 29th, 2003 5:22 PM.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:34 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but wouldn't they get soggy? that would be unpleasant.
-- s1utsky (parrisactava...), June 5th, 2003 3:49 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

...couldn't get it up...
-- duane (hgjfd...), June 6th, 2003 1:42 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 6 June 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :) -- Trayce (trayc...), May 2nd, 2003. (link)

Argh! -- Trayce (trayc...), May 29th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Trayce! ; p

I ... have the best command of the colon I've ever seen. If you hate me,

-- Cozen (fm/am/md/c...), May 4th, 2003. (link)

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 6 June 2003 06:29 (twenty-three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Anthony, my friend, I already did you a couple of years back, and you lurved it! But I shall repeat it again. :-)
Anthony: Cheerful Catholic Corpulent Canadian Cocksucker

-- Ned Raggett (ned@....), June 25th, 2003 1:48 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Who needs a rink? I'm up for doing it in a bar.
(so says Ally)

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

If it's from Robin's, though, that sucker gets HARD.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), June 30th, 2003. (SeanC) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 30 June 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I would sleep with it next to me at night. Sweetly kissing its shaft before I drifted off.
-- That Girl

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Magic Stick grew on me when it became a single.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), June 1st, 2003.

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 18 July 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Put concealer on the pink thing.

-- Mandee (Wolfshir...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd definitely be up for some ILx fantasy action.

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), July 18th, 2003. (diamond) (later) (link)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I put it to you that Mr. Diamond referred to both contexts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I put it to you
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 18th, 2003 9:00 PM. (Ned) (later) (link) (admin) ()

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Or even 'I put it.'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Love's Sweet Throbbing Gondola fite
-- Ned Raggett

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

...wee ... bing
-- Ned Raggett

-- jess

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

-- ...a...

-- ..ss

-- Tep

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i take up this challenge with great relish

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

here is a gun, i put it to you

― jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

― joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

this might as well be the latest lol thread

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread has reduced me to tears.

― piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

waaah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

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