if you don't drink alcohol: how come?

"Or cocaine?"

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I just started college and I think I may actually drink less, at least for a while, because I've realized that drinking and getting high and going to parties aren't actually inherently fun; it's just that I had really awesome friends I did all those things with. the kind of friends who were just as much fun to hang out with while sober, or while hungover the next morning. need to find some of those people here.

Oh, OTM. I've been slowly realizing the tangy part of that, the friends part, lately.