a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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GOD APPEARS

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:46 (ten years ago)

Cruz so sad.

Because life is precious, and god, and the bible

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)

I thought this Owen Wilson movie opened and closed already.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)

Does God get a podium

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)

10:44: These guys falling over themselves trying to push plans to expand military, a rather large federal social program.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

I'm off to bed, I'll check in here in the morning

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

Dear god
hope you got a podium but
I fear
that Huckabee's talking about queers
I don't mean taking a shot after a beer

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

Does God get a podium

He's not polling in the top 10. Rules are rules.

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)

Though a Trump-God showdown would be fantastic.

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:49 (ten years ago)

GREAT QUESTION!!

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:50 (ten years ago)

!!!!!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:50 (ten years ago)

I thought Cruz was going to say he was the son of god.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:51 (ten years ago)

i've had a lot of elections

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)

There are pills that help with that.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)

Where is this God I was promised!?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)

God, this sucks.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)

Dear God, why does this suck so much?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)

Fuck all this so much.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)

What about ... the veterans?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)

John Kasich's father

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/23053/mpaa_23053.jpg

Ted Cruz's father

http://www.seraphicpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nightofthehunter2.jpg

― something totally new, it’s the AOR of the twenty first century (tipsy mothra), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:54 (ten years ago)

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1350723/images/o-IN-GOD-WE-TRUST-facebook.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

What about the veterans?

Let God sort 'em out

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 7 August 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

I keep waiting for someone to stick their neck out by saying something reasonable

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:55 (ten years ago)

are they talking about their dads so much because Trump's dad was rich

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:58 (ten years ago)

These guys are all pro dad.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:58 (ten years ago)

Rand has been to Chicago.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:59 (ten years ago)

I would admire Trump a little if he talked about how awesome his dad was because he was so rich

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 02:59 (ten years ago)

hahahahhahahahah Ted Cruz

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)

Cruz is a loooooon.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)

Cruz is gonna go after Boss Jim Gettys

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 7 August 2015 03:00 (ten years ago)

I thought he was going to say he wanted to move the US capitol to Jerusalem.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)

ewwww his laugh

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)

I bet Cruz or Huckabee has separated a Siamese twin or two.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:01 (ten years ago)

Yeah, laugh now, chumps.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)

I bet Mitt wishes he was in this.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)

Legendary Debate Star Ted Cruz accidentally says he wants to persecute religious liberty

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:02 (ten years ago)

Really, though, how many of these debates are th eyy... oh wait, Trump!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:04 (ten years ago)

Trump in it to win it.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:04 (ten years ago)

Trump is basically https://thescript.thetake.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/glengarry_glen_ross.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:05 (ten years ago)

Mom, is Pop president yet?

― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 7 August 2015 03:05 (ten years ago)

This debate sets a bad president.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:06 (ten years ago)

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/santorum.gif

can't stop watching this even though it's just making me more and more tense

― Merdeyeux, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

You need some relief.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:09 (ten years ago)

i'm assuming everyone passed out long ago

good lord, this night

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 August 2015 04:03 (ten years ago)

lol, remember the god question when everyone had to demonstrate the degree to which they loved the lord?

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 August 2015 04:04 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLxx94RUkAA7Ftu.png:large

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 August 2015 04:04 (ten years ago)

I've been watching clips on CNN--looked pretty wild. What does the chart above mean, time speaking? What does the color code mean?

― clemenza, Friday, 7 August 2015 04:07 (ten years ago)

oh, forgot the image wouldn't include the text from the tweet, sorry. it says:

Every time candidates spoke in the #GOPDebate (darker sections were longer than 60 seconds) http://nyti.ms/1W4PpRg

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 August 2015 04:10 (ten years ago)

kind of interesting because the two candidates who spoke the least were also the ones who were too polite to go over. also, antichrist huckabee wasn't actually given that many opportunities to speak, he just went run-on sentence style nearly every time he was given the opportunity to do so, fox news style.

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 August 2015 04:12 (ten years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/08/trump-vs-the-republican-party-now-its-war.html

It is hard to say whether his bombastic persona won or lost him support among Republicans. Trump’s self-presentation appears to be obvious parody, indistinguishable from a comedian lampooning him. He makes goofy faces and body gestures. He does not act like a regular politician, or a politician who is trying to come off as authentic, or a strongman, or even the goofballs who are running for jobs as talk-show hosts in the guise of a campaign. He’s just a weird asshole who seems to have wandered onto the stage with little preparation.

― j., Friday, 7 August 2015 04:26 (ten years ago)

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