a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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I mean, this is hilarious, but at the same time, it is scary as hell.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:18 (ten years ago)

Like, I don't know what to think. Throw up in my mouth? Pack up the bags? Probably both.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:19 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2wiWHVQIuU

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:19 (ten years ago)

these people are nuts

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)

I hope Jeb speaks Spanish.

― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:22 (ten years ago)

I know I know he's capable just hope he does it

― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

Kind of amazing that Bush is the leader, because he seems so dull compared to these human cartoons. It's a lose-lose. Lunatic v. loser.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:23 (ten years ago)

Interesting: I just dropped "Jeb Bush" into four different anagram generators, and got literally no results. Have we ever had an anagram-proof president!?!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:25 (ten years ago)

Like, seriously, this is like an SNL cold open with even fewer laughs.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:25 (ten years ago)

John Ellis Bush, on the other hand...

Jobless Huh Nil

― Upright Mammal (mh), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:26 (ten years ago)

oh trump paws

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:27 (ten years ago)

"the stupid leaders" this guy

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:27 (ten years ago)

Bile John's Lush

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:27 (ten years ago)

where's Howard Beale?

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:27 (ten years ago)

Bush Hell Joins!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

Job Hellish Sun

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

Take a drink if any of these candidates say anything.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:30 (ten years ago)

Gonna be a lot of drunk people

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:32 (ten years ago)

What's up with Walker's hair? Is it more ridiculous than Trump's top? Anyway, he is a total idiot.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)

You know this field is bonkers when John Kasich sounds like a rational voice.

― Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)

"I've been to the border"

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:34 (ten years ago)

BAMBOOZLED

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:35 (ten years ago)

Holy shit this Cruz guy. What a lame-o.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:35 (ten years ago)

Terror on the stage!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)

Seriously, these hosts can't even keep a straight face.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)

I wouldn't get a beer with any of these assholes.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:37 (ten years ago)

Lol Rand Paul wants to collect records

― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:38 (ten years ago)

How could the 4th amendment be what we fought the revolutionary war for? Oh, wait, now they're yelling at each other.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:38 (ten years ago)

Never mind, just take a shot.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:39 (ten years ago)

Chris Christie wants to argue about hugs and collecting records.

― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:39 (ten years ago)

I'm drinking a big bottle of Pipeworks Square Grouper Double IPA. All American!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:39 (ten years ago)

the hugs i remember

― Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:39 (ten years ago)

this is all really juvenile and embarrassing

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)

DRINK

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)

Man, I would love it if it was 10 Republican candidates on stage, and one rep from ISIS.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:40 (ten years ago)

This is our country, folks.

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

They should send these guys as a sort of Dirty Dozen to the middle east to fight ISIS.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

The Expendables.

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

Cruz is so scary.

― schwantz, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:41 (ten years ago)

I can see why someone would watch this and see a political party that is doomed and yet...

― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:42 (ten years ago)

They've got the passion, they've got the money, they've got the guns. Let's send them in!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:42 (ten years ago)

I knew this was gonna be ridiculous but, Jesus

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:42 (ten years ago)

Guys...

JEB!

― Οὖτις, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:43 (ten years ago)

This whole thing is terrifying.

― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)

https://twitter.com/ajplus/status/629436883865505796

― j., Friday, 7 August 2015 01:46 (ten years ago)

lol @ trump forever

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:48 (ten years ago)

trump already won because he doesn't care

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:48 (ten years ago)

Oh my god

― RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:49 (ten years ago)

^^^

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)

Ok now I'm getting pissed that none of the streams are working for me

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Friday, 7 August 2015 01:52 (ten years ago)

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