a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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Chuck Todd on Trump:
"It's not fair to what is the strongest Republican party presidential field in 36 years."

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)

i don't dwell on chuck todd too much, but last night i dreamed that i was telling him off for sucking so bad and he was asking me to give specific examples of when he's been bad and i was having trouble coming up with one.

he is completely insane, though

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

i totally failed to post this, but for completeness sake

http://nycaviation.com/newspage/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/trump-757-lga-n757af-620.jpg

trump force one, ppl

― wishy washy hippy variety hour (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:06 (ten years ago)

haha never forget.

http://i.imgur.com/7SPxANT.jpg

― pplains, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:10 (ten years ago)

"It's not fair to what is the strongest Republican party presidential field in 36 years."

"o" in strongest should maybe be an "a"?

― Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:16 (ten years ago)

ok, kid

https://twitter.com/LukeRussert/status/628356683786403840

― goole, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:27 (ten years ago)

first response hall of fame

― Upright Mammal (mh), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:29 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/e5WuWni.jpg

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:31 (ten years ago)

finally, a man who understands that what the public wants are doozies

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)

he's a wonderful journalist and super smart

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)

sure am looking forward to them doozies

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)

and that "adversarial" style

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)

"Mr Rubio... are you actually... A MESKIN?"

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)

DOOZIED!

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3802/20293712365_d128150efc_b.jpg

Rick Perry is cracking me up in this picture

― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)

The salute means he's reporting for doozie.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:42 (ten years ago)

they should all have to sing a song all at once whoever sings the best wins

― a (waterface), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:43 (ten years ago)

(xxpost) I'd add Pataki, Cruz, Trump, and the guy whose head sits on Trump's right shoulder (Walker?) to that statement.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:43 (ten years ago)

xpost they managed to capture walker in prime form, while santorum and graham are appropriately already sliding out of the frame

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:44 (ten years ago)

one of those things is not like the other in that photo

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

i just wanna keep saying DOOZY can we keep that going please

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

for the next two years?

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

ugh at cnn for managing to still leave out several candidates. better image/discussion here.

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

cnn is taking too long. how are the candidates supposed to prepare their 2.5 minutes of air time they're going to actually get to reach out to the american public???

― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)

Concentrating on dooozies!

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)

http://www.passionforsavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/224.jpg

― welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

that's 6 doozies for the price of 4

chris wallace are you seeing this, this is a good deal on doozies

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)

http://mrvaudrey.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dailydoozy.jpg

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

whoever solves this first without help or a calculator wins the nomination

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

trick question, there is no sum
YOU DONE GOT DOOZIED

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:06 (ten years ago)

http://www.gq.com/story/trump-supporters-gop-campaign-iowa

― Upright Mammal (mh), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:07 (ten years ago)

5 (x squared) - 4x - 5. I can't run for president, so I must decline.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

(+4x)

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:10 (ten years ago)

Geez...put me on a Perry/Clemenza mathapalooza ticket.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

(if you want to solve for sum zero)

― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:19 (ten years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/08/03/scott-walker-just-got-punked-at-a-new-hampshire-pizza-shop/

― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:21 (ten years ago)

If Donald Trump has one undeniable virtue as a politician, it’s that he does not try to fake being one of us. He’s not going to the fucking Bowl-o-Rama on a Saturday night in a plaid shirt to prove he’s a man of the people. The whole thrust of The Donald’s campaign is that he is special. He is extraordinary. In Osky, he compared his business acumen to Jack Nicklaus’ golfing ability and Babe Ruth’s hitting ability. (“It’s called talent. Talent.”) He is a WINNER, and he is here to help this nation of sad losers learn how to win again.

this seems otm, at least in explaining his appeal to some people

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

The salute means he's reporting for doozie.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 4, 2015 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I refuse to excelsior this, but I will acknowledge it.

― pplains, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)

i feel there is something wrong with my life, if i am certain on sight who 90% of those people in the picture are : /

― j., Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:29 (ten years ago)

got em all

― balls, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:40 (ten years ago)

http://i57.tinypic.com/2z9jk10.png

― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:55 (ten years ago)

^^^Desmos the best most

― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

marco doozio

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)

cred to whoever does that group pic as It's a Mad Mad World poster, pref w/ Trump running w/ Spencer Tracy's case full of cash

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

Ted Dooz, Dooznior.

― :wq (Leee), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:37 (ten years ago)

Quote from Jeb Bush, today: "I’m not sure we need half a billion dollars for women’s health issues."

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:37 (ten years ago)

remember when Chuck Todd tweeted "public hj" and people pretended they didn't know exactly what it meant

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)

Don't know when this dates to, and maybe somebody already posted about it, but I just saw a clip where Perry called Trump's candidacy "a cancer on conservatism"--echoes of John Dean! (Also an easy phrase to remember; it's not like you're going go, "A cancer on...on...I forget.")

― clemenza, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca3ROzIICB8

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:59 (ten years ago)

lol perry didn't make the cut for the debate, cartoon steam coming out his ears rn

― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:16 (ten years ago)

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