a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

Who cares about the plagiarism? It's more pathetic that Biden's writers chose Neil Kinnock as source material.

plagiarism thing was such an odd, pre-digital "scandal", in retrospect it's odd that it ruined his candidacy

btw here's where I plug Richard Ben Cramer's What it Takes.

the question is: who cares about Joe Biden?

Who cares about the plagiarism? It's more pathetic that Biden's writers chose Neil Kinnock as source material.

say what you like, but I don't remember Biden ever appearing on a picture disc with Tracey Ullman

http://www.simplyeighties.com/resources/Tracey%20Ullman%20Neil%20Kinnock.jpg.opt350x354o0,0s350x354.jpg

"cuckservative" is fucking horrible
they should switch that shit to Kochservative; more honest

the question is: who cares about Joe Biden?

― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, August 3, 2015 8:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you seem real mad about him

This is great. Not doing their poll so Fox can't use their poll numbers:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/08/marist-suspends-gop-polling-ahead-of-fox-debate-211675.html

“It’s a bad use of public polls,” Miringoff said. “It asks public polls to have a precision that ignores the margin of error. There’s a big distinction made where there’s no statistical difference.”

The first BCS Bowl will be January 3, hosted by Fox Sports. The prime-time matchup will feature the college teams who made it into the top 10 based on the average of five recent national polls.

One, who flies around in a jet with his name emblazoned on the side, invited Wyss-Coray to an Oscars after-party this year.

http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/aug/04/can-we-reverse-ageing-process-young-blood-older-people?CMP=twt_gu

omg which candidate wants to inject the blood of the young to stay vital

via a Greenwald retweet:

Chuck Todd on Trump:
"It's not fair to what is the strongest Republican party presidential field in 36 years."

i don't dwell on chuck todd too much, but last night i dreamed that i was telling him off for sucking so bad and he was asking me to give specific examples of when he's been bad and i was having trouble coming up with one.

he is completely insane, though

i totally failed to post this, but for completeness sake

http://nycaviation.com/newspage/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/trump-757-lga-n757af-620.jpg

trump force one, ppl

haha never forget.

http://i.imgur.com/7SPxANT.jpg

"It's not fair to what is the strongest Republican party presidential field in 36 years."

"o" in strongest should maybe be an "a"?

ok, kid

https://twitter.com/LukeRussert/status/628356683786403840

first response hall of fame

http://i.imgur.com/e5WuWni.jpg

finally, a man who understands that what the public wants are doozies

he's a wonderful journalist and super smart

sure am looking forward to them doozies

and that "adversarial" style

"Mr Rubio... are you actually... A MESKIN?"

DOOZIED!

https://farm4.staticflickr.com/3802/20293712365_d128150efc_b.jpg

Rick Perry is cracking me up in this picture

The salute means he's reporting for doozie.

they should all have to sing a song all at once whoever sings the best wins

(xxpost) I'd add Pataki, Cruz, Trump, and the guy whose head sits on Trump's right shoulder (Walker?) to that statement.

xpost they managed to capture walker in prime form, while santorum and graham are appropriately already sliding out of the frame

one of those things is not like the other in that photo

i just wanna keep saying DOOZY can we keep that going please

for the next two years?

ugh at cnn for managing to still leave out several candidates. better image/discussion here.

cnn is taking too long. how are the candidates supposed to prepare their 2.5 minutes of air time they're going to actually get to reach out to the american public???

Concentrating on dooozies!

http://www.passionforsavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/224.jpg

that's 6 doozies for the price of 4

chris wallace are you seeing this, this is a good deal on doozies

http://mrvaudrey.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/dailydoozy.jpg

whoever solves this first without help or a calculator wins the nomination

trick question, there is no sum
YOU DONE GOT DOOZIED

http://www.gq.com/story/trump-supporters-gop-campaign-iowa

5 (x squared) - 4x - 5. I can't run for president, so I must decline.

(+4x)

Geez...put me on a Perry/Clemenza mathapalooza ticket.

(if you want to solve for sum zero)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2015/08/03/scott-walker-just-got-punked-at-a-new-hampshire-pizza-shop/

If Donald Trump has one undeniable virtue as a politician, it’s that he does not try to fake being one of us. He’s not going to the fucking Bowl-o-Rama on a Saturday night in a plaid shirt to prove he’s a man of the people. The whole thrust of The Donald’s campaign is that he is special. He is extraordinary. In Osky, he compared his business acumen to Jack Nicklaus’ golfing ability and Babe Ruth’s hitting ability. (“It’s called talent. Talent.”) He is a WINNER, and he is here to help this nation of sad losers learn how to win again.

this seems otm, at least in explaining his appeal to some people

The salute means he's reporting for doozie.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, August 4, 2015 1:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I refuse to excelsior this, but I will acknowledge it.

i feel there is something wrong with my life, if i am certain on sight who 90% of those people in the picture are : /

got em all