Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

enough, enough, what's wrong with me?

They had come to a stream which twisted and tumbled between high rocky banks, and Christopher Robin saw at once how dangerous it was.

"It's just the place," he explained, "for an Ambush."

"What sort of bush?" whispered Pooh to Piglet. "A gorse-bush?"

"My dear Pooh," said Owl in his superior way, "don't you know what an Ambush is?"

"Owl," said Piglet, looking round at him severely, "Pooh's whisper was a perfectly private whisper, and there was no need----"

"An Ambush," said Owl, "is a sort of Surprise."

"So is a gorse-bush sometimes," said Pooh.

"An Ambush, as I was about to explain to Pooh," said Piglet, "is a sort of Surprise."

"If people jump out at you suddenly, that's an Ambush," said Owl.

"It's an Ambush, Pooh, when people jump at you suddenly," explained Piglet.

Pooh, who now knew what an Ambush was, said that a gorse-bush had sprung at him suddenly one day when he fell off a tree, and he had taken six days to get all the prickles out of himself.

"We are not talking about gorse-bushes," said Owl a little crossly.

"I am," said Pooh.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/bop.jpg nuclear holocaust

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IZg6k8MFD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMgZKAEM-Wc

Beside the rivering waters of, hitherandthithering waters of.

errant full stop?

never mind, my bad

you're like the wizard of oz only when i pull back the curtain of your endless cynicism there is NOTHING THERE

can someone say whatever thing it is that makes her go away again?

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^otm, that's why i'm hoping it wasn't painful as i imagine it might have been

can a mod add "by bands" to this thread title please?

lost, unfinished, mythical, terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music

need a new thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvgSLsMwSw4

it's kinda embarrassing to observe your dysfunctional mental state at work

musha that could be for any of us

wait i'm not at work

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Another hot take from the dumbest person on ILE.

brogffs

ironic opening image for one of these threads

Brisbane weather a pox on thee! Who cares if it's 28 in June if you can't hold a decent cricket test. Bah Humbug, bring on the Adelaide test..it never rains here!!
Next thing you know these Indian pie chuckers will actually think they can bowl!

regards,

REB

This is the textual equivalent of walking into various establishments you have no reason to visit and loudly declaring "Hmmph! Not for me!" to the proprietors and clientele before exiting with your head held high in self-righteous triumph. And also you're masturbating the whole time.

can't decide if that's a post you had second thought about or a meta post about this thread

or both i suppose

this thread is the equivalent of deciding not to do so surely?

that wd be my feeling but i am notably insensitive

also masturbating the whole time

PS. I am w---ing as I write this

i've some puns

Other threads are available.

oh I don't think anyone reading the thread thought you'd say anything less corny as fuck than that

doing a solid job of not turning my own unhappiness into snide mockery of shitty ideas and opinions this week

An inside source told me he is innocent. Two racist skinheads did it. One of them lived in my hometown.

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these threads are literally indistinguishable from yelp reviews at this point

#ughatmywordvoms #vombs #hashtagconvert #notreally

ahahaha just found this thread

you really are the most amazing hipster

a South African who happens to be good at running and has a couple of artificial limbs

― Neil S, Wednesday, August 19, 2015 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel this way about every attempt to make differently abled athletes "inspiring." No, the fact that a guy who has 100% use of his arms, but not his legs, does wheelchair races, is not "inspiring." His arms work normally, and that's what you use to operate a wheelchair. Same with running with state-of-the-art artificial limbs. No more or less "inspiring" than other athletes. Is it inspiring when a person with glasses reads a book?

exciting threads where for some reason fans of shitty indie bands rip on some shitty indie band that looks identical to the shit these people enjoy

this sort of shit is why people don't like you

which thread?

goodbye goodbye :(

god bless Dave, people who use the phrase "hero of comedy" and echolalians everywhere

good for you

e = m(ods)c(hickenshit)^2

haha meant to post that in the actual thread

you had third thought