hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

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Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 July 2015 17:51 (ten years ago)

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/0/4/32215-4249-35917-1-what-if-.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 30 July 2015 17:54 (ten years ago)

i have seen both BJ and J0rd up close and its not really there imo

gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 17:55 (ten years ago)

http://nymag.com/news/features/39319/#print?src=longreads

musically, Thursday, 30 July 2015 20:43 (ten years ago)

*thinks about reading a history and context of Gawker with 'longreads' right there in the URL*

*sun and moon blurs, pages fly off calendar*

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 31 July 2015 09:25 (ten years ago)

it's from 2007, so you can enjoy that unfrozen caveman reader feeling right now

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 09:27 (ten years ago)

*realises it's from 2007*

*walks bleary-eyed outside, feels sunshine on his face*

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 31 July 2015 09:28 (ten years ago)

http://gawker.com/here-is-a-massive-list-of-max-read-owns-1721074738

mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:26 (ten years ago)

hope that thing about massive's true

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)

cuz max otm

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)

Max Read is his parents’ second coolest child.

http://i.imgur.com/KWquX4C.gif

gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)

max is hilarious

flopson, Friday, 31 July 2015 20:56 (ten years ago)

should be 'second-coolest' -- his editing is truly missed

mookieproof, Friday, 31 July 2015 21:13 (ten years ago)

that was p funny. Max Read uses Venmo as a social network made me actulol

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 July 2015 22:18 (ten years ago)

he does!! it's so obnoxious.

gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 23:16 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiUxNJJ5zcM

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 August 2015 16:17 (ten years ago)

http://jezebel.com/why-do-men-think-everything-is-a-sign-you-want-to-fuck-1720905862

ok

Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 3 August 2015 00:53 (ten years ago)

hahaa

usic ally (k3vin k.), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:07 (ten years ago)

http://gawker.com/call-donald-trumps-cell-phone-and-ask-him-about-his-imp-1720472577

i like imagining they did this out of respect to lindsey graham

da croupier, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:12 (ten years ago)

http://lifehacker.com/5901898/take-a-break-and-play-some-video-games-this-weekend

dick wet with chickenshit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)

I try to be love to all, but I really think that if you can't make it through an article about playing video games without 10 different ways to insert your lifehacking skills into the narrative there is something that heads healing in you.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:04 (ten years ago)

can someone lifehack that sentence for me

some dude, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:14 (ten years ago)

xp- i mean... the guy writes for a website called lifehacker.com? probably not his fault

flopson, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)

i don't even know what the punis but seeing "dick wet with chickenshit" makes me want to vomit

flopson, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:16 (ten years ago)

punis

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, 7 August 2015 22:22 (ten years ago)

LOL

flopson, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:30 (ten years ago)

Cloaca fucka flume

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)

Oh no I meant the readers. Also 'needs' rather than 'heads'

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 23:10 (ten years ago)

How can I spare time for gaming when I have all this lifehacking to do?

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Saturday, 8 August 2015 00:09 (ten years ago)

http://gawker.com/everything-is-not-a-hack-1723431741

jmm, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)

imagine if you could hack an entire life

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)

classic material:

OMG I totally cut the top off of this juice bottle and now it can store my colored pencils there, what do you guys think of my SWEET JUICE BOTTLE HACK.

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, 30 August 2007

goole, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:49 (ten years ago)

i remember that post.

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:45 (ten years ago)

every time I cut the top off a bottle

irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:47 (ten years ago)

ahem:

much later in the game, but:

[man alive]
December 16, 2014 ·
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I feel like a lot of "lifehacks" are the same thing as Hints From Heloise, but rebranded.

10 Likes 2 Comments

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:48 (ten years ago)

Not everything is a gawk

chaki (kurt schwitterz), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:56 (ten years ago)

lol h/t to the comment thread:

http://lifehacker.com/

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:57 (ten years ago)

who is kristin and why are there 500 days of here

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)

her*

flappy bird, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:38 (ten years ago)

you never her

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)

just read the 204 updates so far and you'll be right up to speed

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:53 (ten years ago)

bwaha gawker staff discovers brand guidelines

http://io9.com/here-is-adobes-attempt-to-stop-people-from-using-the-te-1726724005

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)

gawker posted a giant photo of the ny daily news' front page and invoked 9/11 as some kind of defense idk

musically, Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:27 (ten years ago)

have they moved on from preventing another iraq war to preventing another 9/11?

balls, Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:35 (ten years ago)

i thought Brian Beutler was pretty persuasive on this, despite the fact that I've not seen the video yet:

http://www.newrepublic.com/article/122622/more-people-should-see-vester-flanagan-kill-his-coworkers-live-tv

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:46 (ten years ago)

the most hilarious argument ever. "we do this...because at some point it will effect public policy! sure, people've been looking at images and videos like this since Daniel Pearl and nothing's changed, but give us the time to harvest more clicks and surely the public will stop looking and start demanding action!"

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 28 August 2015 00:15 (ten years ago)

it remains amazing and a point of some disgust that showing a woman's nipple of saying the word motherfucker is condemned as illegal both day and night on any basic cable/network television network or radio station in the land but as long as you put it behind the fig leaf of "this footage may be disturbing to some viewers", you can screen killings at 5pm in the name of truth and ratings

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 August 2015 00:22 (ten years ago)

yeah i get the impulse but a president who'd just won reelection made gun control a priority following an elementary school being shot up and the issue got zero traction. just getting the issue back to where it was when the brady bill passed will take a long, slow effort.

balls, Friday, 28 August 2015 00:23 (ten years ago)

http://lifehacker.com/5901898/take-a-break-and-play-some-video-games-this-weekend

― dick wet with chickenshit (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, August 7, 2015 9:50 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 August 2015 01:01 (ten years ago)


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