Let's get fucked on truth
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)
vice just as worthy a target as buzzfeed imo,
they should do a CHIVE type website next
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)
Gaper on the way
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)
ew
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 30 July 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)
i report, you decide
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 19:54 (ten years ago)
This is slightly OTT response but makes a fair point:
http://www.welldonemarketing.com/2015/07/i-clicked-on-an-ad-in-the-onion-what-happened-next-was-shocking/
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 August 2015 11:46 (ten years ago)
the dairy industry is really fucking evil fwiw
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 3 August 2015 11:51 (ten years ago)
so's the marketing industry tbf
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2015 11:54 (ten years ago)
The evil's less in the campaign (although it's there too) than the ambiguity with which its delivered
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 August 2015 12:33 (ten years ago)
I would never have thought 'dairy good' was anything but an Onion joke
― kinder, Monday, 3 August 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)
Maybe onion is doing a longform dairy industry burn, like in October, they'll do a "sike dairy is poison' expose
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Monday, 3 August 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)
In the gawkergate era, nothing is incorruptible.
― five six and (man alive), Monday, 3 August 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/its-our-duty-support-troops-and-second-amendment-c-1929
― welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:19 (ten years ago)
amazing
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)
apropos re Jade Helm nonsense
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)
so good
― Modern French Music from Failure to Boulez (askance johnson), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:55 (ten years ago)
this got me good
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-dont-let-my-kids-watch-winnie-pooh-because-i-don-2842
― goole, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
that is incredible
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)
began dying @ this point:
“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship.
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:25 (ten years ago)
I lost it at 'impressive sex duck'
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:27 (ten years ago)
"the cunning potato named arthur" verged on the homeric
― playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 20:32 (ten years ago)
"Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs."
oh shit
― akm, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:44 (ten years ago)
let me big bird that for you
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:35 (ten years ago)
Argh, okay. I don't tend to watch the videos but I think I just got one of the 'wrong' videos on the This Man Manages to Feel Anxious Even Though Nothing is Wrong one. I guess there's no way of getting it back, the urls seem to be the same?
― emil.y, Thursday, 6 August 2015 01:00 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11822434_1617686031804990_6656057541509061680_n.jpg?oh=75b325563ef634e7584096a7ea4527d5&oe=56548C93
― five six and (man alive), Thursday, 6 August 2015 01:50 (ten years ago)
If you just keep reloading the page, you can usually get the "wrong" videos to pop up eventually. They seem to only be attached to those ones starring that one "This Man" guy, but each one of those videos has its own different "wrong" video for it.
― Sharia Law and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 6 August 2015 02:59 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-need-everyones-t-shirt-size-2872?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=facebook
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 7 August 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)
Filled it out
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:58 (ten years ago)
when i clicked earlier today it was a surveymonkey link then when i re-loaded an hour or so later it had changed in to a google spreadsheet (iirc surveymonkey charges $$ once you hit a certain number of respondents)
also kind of curious if the author of that post listened to the same podcast ep i listened to this morning https://gimletmedia.com/episode/34-dmv-nation/
― gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:22 (ten years ago)
(It specifically gets in to the bureaucratic legalities wrt the White House polling citizens)
― gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:46 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/incredible-lewis-and-clarks-sketches-animals-they--2924
http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/1712/6/original/640.jpg
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 16:44 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/video/oof-watch-guy-get-kicked-right-crunchbasket-2915?utm_campaign=default&utm_medium=ShareTools&utm_source=twitter
― Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 02:24 (ten years ago)
Sometimes their dumb simple stuff is just the best
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 12:33 (ten years ago)
http://www.gofundme.com/2jc4yga2s
― koogs, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:02 (ten years ago)
that is wonderful
I neglected to read the rewards before, lol
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:52 (ten years ago)
clickhole is on one
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 03:44 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-notes-movie-studio-executives-ruined-would-be-cl-2947
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
I would pay $$$ to see that version of Armageddon
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:06 (ten years ago)
ditto
― balls, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/8-moms-doing-their-best-transgender-movement-2812
― kinder, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:07 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-metallica-songs-have-you-heard-2905
― scott seward, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:09 (ten years ago)
the Armageddon write-up has me laughing like a drain
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 23:15 (ten years ago)
fantastic metallica songs!
― oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 20 August 2015 04:24 (ten years ago)
“Ominous Cup”
― sir van groot (alomar lines), Thursday, 20 August 2015 04:42 (ten years ago)
irl lols here: http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-many-these-magic-school-bus-books-have-you-rea-2980
The Magic School Bus Sucks A Boa Constrictor Into Its Tailpipe Like Spaghetti
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)
Ouch! Looks like you aren’t a fan of the Magic School Bus series at all. You missed out on all the adventures of Ms. Frizzle and her class when you were growing up, from The Magic School Bus Inside The Mind Of Philip Glass to The Magic School Bus Has To Take Lincoln To Ford’s Theatre. Too bad.
― welltris (crüt), Thursday, 20 August 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/someone-overdubbed-godfather-donkey-kong-soundtrac-2894
This is so good.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 August 2015 02:05 (ten years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-had-be-rescued-after--2901
a good article but nothing that follows can live up to the sentence "From what we know right now, Ford entered the office supply manufacturing facility early yesterday afternoon after having smelled what he thought was pie."
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 21 August 2015 12:31 (ten years ago)
Will You Kiss My Friend Parthik?
You Will Not Kiss My Friend Parthik!
Oh, no! You’re not going to kiss Parthik! Why? He tried to make the world so romantic for you and you rejected him with the cruel heart of a mean monster. How terrible! Now, loneliness will blanket Parthik like snow in the night. Parthik will drown in his solitude, and only I will remember him. You have mean, stingy lips. Amen.
― goole, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:45 (ten years ago)