hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

these kids don't know about freddie jackson

Never heard of this "Friday" movie but i have heard of bye felicia

don't nobody go in the zeitgeist for about 35, 45 minutes

from the nyt:

Q. So what would you like to see Gawker as in a year or two’s time? And what changes will you be making, apart from the move, to ensure that?

A. I’d like Gawker to be the best version of itself, taking the best of each era of the site. The scoops of John Cook. The investigations of Adrian Chen or J. K. Trotter. Pop culture from Rich Juzwiak. And some of Max Read’s excellent vision for the site. All the ingredients are there, and the talent. And I’d like to see other properties — category leaders like Gizmodo, Lifehacker, Deadspin and Jezebel — come out from Gawker’s shadow. “Gawker is your one-stop guide to media and pop culture. It is the place you come to learn the real story — the account you won’t (or can’t) find anywhere else.” That’s from Max’s memo at the start of the year.

when someone says good ass kinja i think of this, which is a bummer

https://xkcd.com/37/

same

will save bye felicia for Clinton's final implosion

good ass kinja, now u folks are just makin stuff up

come on morbs yr supposed to be 10-15 percent nicer to hillary

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/256536/casting-the-would-be-movie-for-the-gawker-oral-history

zing

The two key players of their supreme scandal don't even rate? Boooooo

i will help

16 max read/emile hirsch
17 jordan sargent/justin timberlake

reuniting the cast of alpha dog

bye felica became a thing bcuz of kids that intercut scenes from things on vine ugh why am i explaining this

can u speak up?

16 max read/emile hirsch

love this

yeah no brainer

nick thune has a vague max look about him but i doubt he has the requisite chops for such a challenging role.

xpost vine didn't launch until mid-2012. it was def a thing before then.

yeah it was a "thing" but not the "thing" that it is now until it was a "black vine" thing which is a thing i dont feel comfortable talking about with ilx whites.

plz blog black vine explainer thanking you in advance

omg can we revive ask chaki so we ilx whites can have our burning questions about black culture answered

[...]
mark ruffalo as max
[...]

― gabbneb, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 10:54 PM (7 years ago)

BJ Novak as J0rdan S4rgent??

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 10, 2011 2:07 PM (4 years ago)

Casting Call for ILX: THE MOVIE

sean lennon as pareene

Lol

hahaha

lol

yes

that thread

robert patrick as kenan otm

hahah so otm

https://pando.com/2015/07/28/gawker-intercepted/12437c00d8416c5cd6198566bf60245bd034c472/

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welp

xp: lol

ooof, a second too late. it doesn't matter. basically just carr speculating about this scoop: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/27/is-this-nick-denton-s-exit-strategy-from-gawker.html and Omidyar taking over gawker empire

This person, a close Denton-watcher,

this sounds like a v sad existence

sez the guy posting on the 'hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?' thread

the panda/eXile dudes love any story having to do with greenwald or omidyar

BJ Novak as J0rdan S4rgent??

― ☠ (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 10, 2011 2:07 PM (4 years ago)

lmao i have TOTALLY thought this before

can't decide if that's better or worse than "the dude from disclosure"

gawker watchers on watch watcher watchering watch
https://tabithaflack.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/luckyyouare0sh.jpg

(the bee is gay)

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/0/4/32215-4249-35917-1-what-if-.jpg

i have seen both BJ and J0rd up close and its not really there imo

http://nymag.com/news/features/39319/#print?src=longreads

*thinks about reading a history and context of Gawker with 'longreads' right there in the URL*

*sun and moon blurs, pages fly off calendar*

it's from 2007, so you can enjoy that unfrozen caveman reader feeling right now

*realises it's from 2007*

*walks bleary-eyed outside, feels sunshine on his face*

http://gawker.com/here-is-a-massive-list-of-max-read-owns-1721074738

hope that thing about massive's true

cuz max otm