this fucken guy
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)
when life gives you lemons be a punchable twit
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 July 2015 23:03 (ten years ago)
squoziety is in the gutter
― List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Sunday, 26 July 2015 20:52 (ten years ago)
Driving across Missouri recently I saw both "Chitty Insurance" (as in "Can't get your car insured elsewhere? Get Chitty Insurance!") and Uranus Fudge Factory.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 26 July 2015 21:16 (ten years ago)
Uranus Fudge Factory was formerly Big Louie's Burlesque Saloon, so the classiness of this Route 66 stop has definitely jumped.
― new noise, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)
debatable
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:20 (ten years ago)
http://www.cretinhomes.com/_assets/css/images/logo.png
cant believe i havent posted this yet--billboards for these guys all over rural south louisiana
― adam, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)
tbf it's cray-TANH but w/e
― adam, Sunday, 26 July 2015 23:58 (ten years ago)
The SquoZen 1 (lemonade and infusions)― nickn, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:20 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nickn, Friday, 24 July 2015 22:20 (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Hey to be honest the way you've written there is far more offensive than what appears on his cart, but still.
― écorché (S-), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 06:02 (ten years ago)
I first saw it in an online flyer for an event, and it was done that way ("SquoZen 1"). When I found the guy's website to get a picture I noticed it wasn't done that way, but I figured at some point he must have used that so I went with it. I admit it's possible that was entirely the work of the flyer designer.
― nickn, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 06:46 (ten years ago)
"Cretin Homes" stretches so far for the pun, I can't help but love it
― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 15:19 (ten years ago)
passed this optician in west London the other day: http://www.eyekew.co.uk/
― List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:57 (ten years ago)
In the same field, I don't think this counts as a pun but it does qualify as horribly formed: http://www.kingscrosseyes.com
― Tim, Thursday, 6 August 2015 05:25 (ten years ago)
IDG Cretin Homes :/
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:40 (ten years ago)
i'm guessing it's supposed to sound like creating homes?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:43 (ten years ago)
I was in Ayr recently, and spotted a music shop called Ayr Guitar. Which is not horribly-formed at all.
― ailsa, Thursday, 6 August 2015 10:11 (ten years ago)
Are these Total gas station shop names supposed to be a pun or something? I just don't get it, sor'ry.
http://i60.tinypic.com/35bi73s.jpg
― StanM, Thursday, 6 August 2015 11:47 (ten years ago)
do they also have a rogue apostrophe in the welcome sign???
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 7 August 2015 05:56 (ten years ago)
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9b/24/34/9b2434759460230effa8edc585eccac3.jpgmaking the rounds
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 08:36 (ten years ago)
Passed a salon yesterday called "FACIAL NAIL WAXING." I can only assume it's for unicorns only.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)
Aren't there usually two n's in grillennium?
― jmm, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:46 (ten years ago)
There's a legal w33d store here named "WE'RE JUST BUDS" which is stupid enough but now they have a big "get your concentrates here!" which I like to think exists because people, for some reason, were under the impression that they only sold buds.
― joygoat, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 13:59 (ten years ago)
Missed the word "sign" there after the concentrates quote
― joygoat, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 14:00 (ten years ago)
"WE'RE JUST BUDS is now MORE THAN BUDS!"
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)
jnm: it's a pretty common mistake, unfortunately (google: millennium 121 million results, millenium 58 million)
― StanM, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 15:04 (ten years ago)
last week i had to search my own Flickr and change like eight or ten texts where I'd unthinkingly done it with one "N." sigh.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 15:07 (ten years ago)
I keep noticing car washes called Bubble & Squeak throughout my region, maybe not a terrible name but it makes me think of tasty shallow fried leftovers and doesn't seem appropriate.
― xelab, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)
guys cretin homes isn't a pun it is the last name of the proprietors and also they are homes for cretins
― adam, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 16:54 (ten years ago)
There's no stopping the Cretins from housing.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:50 (ten years ago)
Suck-Cess Drainage Services
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)
"Now let me guess... you're Cess."
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Rox_dressedforsuccess_nl_single_cover.jpg
― more side eye than a Picasso (snoball), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:02 (ten years ago)
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino)
Got some rooms for sleepin' for all the hoppin' Cretins.
― nickn, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:07 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11866264_943725195673949_4461627389285455782_n.jpg?oh=5bfc4bcca6a3f64758d9cfe961f2150a&oe=567CA502
― Darin, Saturday, 15 August 2015 15:07 (ten years ago)
lol
― drash, Saturday, 15 August 2015 15:11 (ten years ago)
horribly floored
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Saturday, 15 August 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)
okay that one is great
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 August 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
it's the quotation marks that make itlooks a bit shopped tho tbh
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)
not the only lino richie.http://i.imgur.com/SU7TDUs.jpg
― new noise, Saturday, 15 August 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)
a pet supplies shop calledpetty cache
― kinder, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 09:26 (ten years ago)
http://www.walesoncraic.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/DISCO-840x420.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)
it's baaaack! fuAsian! And this is how they present themselves to the eagerly waiting world:http://media.29prime.com/Images/Profile/header/Generic.pngSo, FU Asians!
― Aimless, Wednesday, 26 August 2015 03:57 (ten years ago)
we've looked at the numbers and they're...delicious!
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 04:01 (ten years ago)
http://www.originalprop.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/i-want-to-believe.jpg
About the 'Massive Discocunts' sign, but the only reference is from the Welsh version of the onion. http://www.walesoncraic.com/
The other day at work though I received this from the classifieds department from a major newspaper.
Thankyou for your paymentI have passed this onto the acocunts department.
― écorché (S-), Friday, 4 September 2015 07:29 (ten years ago)
massive discocunts is clearly shopped but seemed worth sharing
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:56 (ten years ago)
Dumas, Arkansas's Basically Church. Maybe not so much horribly formed but more like IDGI.https://goo.gl/photos/P4CJaeX5MnSBH5XD9
― andrew m., Friday, 11 September 2015 16:09 (ten years ago)
https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipMgeWIE9oRsynysWDhbx5T9y5CzrWHdjSPzKqTy
― andrew m., Friday, 11 September 2015 16:11 (ten years ago)
My god how do you imbed pix from google photos these days!? Sorry bout that.
― andrew m., Friday, 11 September 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/RTqaSZx9LtYCa_4SXB3y_c4lg2dSdsNE_PnYbBJTPp4H77rrgXcd9OiH4g1epOm3P_AX2hrSj65pCQ11KBp_R0fjootGOJcw3l11X4OLXCJ4pgByFd8Rv2bgg2-Ot1zoXy26p8Se7KN3wXBnBxUDETw7Kp-i5VD9a1CnhMzpP0e_5IQX5pvYspKv6Qhankyg-kj0EjvTg9HfY61DCc95MeaP3-mq4UDF8oSKg0bdSIPSJ25_51DonMsII6J3RtfabmURXyNc7A7W6IX4xJ0M4GSCw40hdOqI0o92yXNg0CSv9-X-sc62IGmwsUEyZOov2Nqq8XRpmF2lHZQTnRZY2PX1zmEXeaSu4moZoXjVrew0vqIduKUYeTTT_zfP-x5-iy_meSwBOTLHBHhTfaipHiI9od2QHSDmJTNf_gIDl2Nen1m8u34bz2wOqEbf4-OhoS9wY3A8dHxN4M7RHJc8R7C1_eUouJsvUnWf_t86ouD5UTC8ANpfStFNreXxoBxDztGGeUAD30u41fw5iykwoVxIkIS5Pi_OVcJBVR6JbuE=w2332-h1554-no
― andrew m., Friday, 11 September 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)
I Can't Believe It's A Church
― jmm, Friday, 11 September 2015 16:27 (ten years ago)