Clusterfuck Summary Corner 2 - Back on the Corner

you're thinking of bovril

THAT IS IT

Allow me! (aimless takes a small white handkerchief from his breast pocket and sweeps away a few specks of accumulated dust from:)Discuss Bovril

(clears throat pointedly)

maybe if i wish beaky death upon the dogs and maybe children of all who support this media-stoked herring gull cull
― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, July 24, 2015

Two summers ago I was staying at a friend's house in his village outside Cambridge. He had a hunting license and a number of shotguns, and I agreed to go out shooting with him. On the first day I hit nothing save for a tin can. On the second day, we lay in wait in a copse until a plump woodpigeon sat athwart an overhead branch. I brought it down with one blast and wrung its neck before stuffing it into my jacket. Later that evening we would eat its breast, fried and then halved, over toast. But what stays from me particularly was what happened shortly afterwards. An oncoming rustle from a hedgerow alerted me to some impending beast. Yet I was stayed from cocking my gun - lack of hunter's instinct perhaps - as then a bright fox burst from the grasses and stood not three yards away. We contemplated one another and then the fox set off in a straight line away from me, at no more than a brisk trot. My friend had spoken of a local fox who had long eluded his sights - perhaps this was the very one - anyhow, I cocked my gun, raised it to my shoulder as instructed, took aim at the target from a distance of approximately thirty to forty feet, and fired. I am not sure what force tilted my arm that day, but the fox, intact, veered back into the undergrowth, and barring a subsequent half-hearted crack at a flying pheasant that naturally also missed, I have never fired a weapon since. Indeed, I am grateful that I never did hit that fox, for foxes are magnificent animals, dear to me since early youth, and I would hate to have slain some beast I wasn't even intending to eat. The pigeon? It is done, and it will not be done again.
― acoleuthic, Sunday, October 3, 2010

it might be done again if ilxors continue to make spurious linkages in the service of weaksauce zings

i think you may have just threatened to shoot me, need to run that through my english/american google translate

and to think deej was given 30 days for merely calling the mods chickenshit idiots! cya everyone

https://crookedmindframe.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/gun-crazy-u-s-1950-hd-mkv_snapshot_00-05-44_2014-07-16_13-54-02.jpg

i'm the one on the left

my next pair of glasses should be round with high-set frames, indeed -

chickenshit idiot: the rarest of pheasants

11 minute ilx vacation for LJ - new record?

The Clusterfucking Of The American Mind

no clusterfuck, just lots of talk about the current US college protests

neat summary?

i saw deej attempting to clown mordy when i clicked on that so theres at least some c-fucking.

lj wanna bet on the over/under on the number of slate + atlantic thinkpieces linked in that thread. lets say in the last week

the punishment for cheating is having to read the thread closely enough to count

over 7, under 12

yr time might be better spent watching a loop of the "THAT'S RACIST!" anigif for half an hour

or I could just watch the relevant Wonder Showzen episode

under on 12 has to be good i think

or I could just watch the relevant Wonder Showzen episode

that would actually involve laughter, so not quite the same thing

It's exactly the same as that creepy liberalism thread with added seward performative headscratching

i saw deej attempting to clown mordy when i clicked on that so theres at least some c-fucking.

― kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:06 (25 minutes ago) Permalink

There was no clowning but self clowning, he literally thinks a costume suggestion Pinterest page was an assault on free speech

Most Americans are very badly confused about what their right to free speech actually means.

eh, most Americans learned about Freedom of Speech as more of an American Ideal than as Constitutional Law

wait aimless are you saying free speach doesnt mean freedom from speech???

also lj cmon you can just set a line and then ghost on me can i have the under on 12 or not?

ahh deej well even a self clowning oven constitutes a bit of c-fucking.

There was no clowning but self clowning

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:34 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Correct about that much

bet taken! sheesh okok

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over–under

yeah i'm going for under, lamp going for over, right

my initial post was unclear sure

i guess there aren't many over/unders in soccer but an over/under is generally one number

they must have over under in cricket mate

how many years will this match last, how many ppl will stay awake for the whole thing, etc

lol

did the allstar series do nothing for you? all the greatest cricketers together on american soil. playing in baseball stadiums. you had all this

a right smashing six wicket

the bowlsie wolsies look top poppins out there today i must say

"It's exactly the same as that creepy liberalism thread with added seward performative headscratching"

i love how i can't tell if this is a good thing or something to run screaming from. i think i personally might run screaming.

always a good thing in my book

I think it's fair to say it isn't the second half of that equation that should send people running

forkses spotifying ?

TS: is forks' making playlists on spotify a) effectively him breaking into ilxor's brains to steal their thoughts because they have read the title of some songs and he is a stealth agent here to promote a service that robs artists as well as co-opting ppl's opinions, or is it b) not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vWHNwmzf1o&sns=em

he is a stealth agent here to promote a service that robs artists as well as co-opting ppl's opinions

To be more accurate, he is using ILM to further his ambition to be employed as a stealth agent here to promote a service that robs artists as well as co-opting ppl's opinions

everyone on ilx has gotten or will get heated over the course of that thread

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

It is a very personal thread