OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read

idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense

http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Rich-Cromwell-color-2.jpg

i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project

can someone help me?

there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?

i cant find it

i know exactly what you're talking about

yeah

http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte

now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho

http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png

http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133

the savagery here, lol

https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/649289819483471873

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/09/troll-defends-edward-scissorhands-on-hln.html

Unfortunately, her staff did not book John Hendren (@johnhendren), the Al Jazeera journalist, but rather Jon Hendren (@fart), comedian and troll.

Ahhh, I was wondering why he was booked in the first place.

oop

omg yes

Comedian or troll: TS

an american hero

https://twitter.com/walthaas26

another weird twitter celeb gets a book deal

Gerry Adams' twitter feed is one of my favourite things about the internet

https://twitter.com/wifeleftmebot

idk why this makes me more mad than the nomral tweet stealing that happens on the twitter

http://i.imgur.com/VCIAMys.png

http://i.imgur.com/WeFlbPc.png

a heinous act of butchery, failing to grasp a joke yr stealing is unforgivable

if ur gonna steal a joke just steal it dont steal it and ruin it thats disrespectful

I confess that i steal lagoons retweets

rude

i agree its better phrased but what's there to get in the og tweet beside overliteral interpretation of 'outside of a dog' that the joke butcher doesn't grasp?

Connection between book and knowledge

ty

the utilitylimb tweet is itself a riff on an old groucho marx line ("inside of a dog, it's too dark to read") but takes it to a surreal conclusion; the stolen version just poorly imitates the surface style without understanding why its effective

I didn't know that groucho line but obviously I love it. this joke is clearly awaiting further iterations and developments but MILTRON doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg

(possibly terrible)

cld be a poor idea

the tshirt line makes me think its a joke

uh oh

cof cof cof gimme it

wt should get into marketing

i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof

I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton

Brian, Exeter

RIP bill hitchert

We're watching the Tim peake news on the tele and I said to my wife that I'm over the moon for him which made her laugh

Brian, Exeter

"the official coffee company of weird Twitter"

https://twitter.com/michaelmaria16

one of my favorite twitter accounts is @postcrunk, he tweets relatively infrequently, and it's always sociopolitical commentary, totally out of step with his handle and the avatar of the rainbow wolf, like was this always this person's fuck style, i can't tell

https://twitter.com/postcrunk

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk 3h3 hours ago
capitalism is not just mansions and yachts
capitalism is dying alone in the streets with your last dollar

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 6
bruh the fetishization of youth is a byproduct of capitalism

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 5
you can create something that changes the world no matter what anyone tells you

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 4
the body language learned from advertisements

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 2
first black u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east
first female u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 29
fictional characters can undermine real authority

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 28
we manage our emotions with pills and express them with emojis

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 27
90's nostalgia because we're unwilling to reconcile with what we've become

wow swarthy villian very angry bad vibes unfollowed

account suspended. what happened?

repeatedly challenging ben dreyfuss to a fight for being a rich kid is at least what i saw lol it was pretty weird and lame