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― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)
dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQKSykxiMc
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)
^ Paul F. Tompkins' fabled "house bear".
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:03 (ten years ago)
lol JF I remember thinking exactly that the fist time I saw that video
i love him so much
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)
fyi i am going to yosemite tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like that video
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 06:31 (ten years ago)
You can speak Russian?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:18 (ten years ago)
please steal one
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)
jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:57 (ten years ago)
nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
take that bear cub
Go with a friend who runs slower than you.
― nickn, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:56 (ten years ago)
Go with a fake friend who you actually despise who runs slower than you.
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:34 (ten years ago)
sounds like you had a few of those at the tinashe show
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)
Just keep waving at the bear; their gregarious nature means they will stop and wave to you, allowing you to get further away.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/2015/08/08/black-bear-caught-mid-meal-ga-work-truck/31357281/
bear say drive to me
― j., Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)
she drank all the grape sodas
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:56 (ten years ago)
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f02fd0c70b2aa9a46004f250c55356b2ba51cb5b/c=242-0-1678-1079&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/WXIA/WXIA/2014/06/01//1401602075002-Still0601-00004.jpg
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:57 (ten years ago)
aw man. the last night I was so desperate I opened a jar of peanut butter, put it on top of the bear box, and just waited till the sun came up.
no bears said hi ;_;
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-killed-grizzly-bear-yellowstone-national-park-n406656
― balls, Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:49 (ten years ago)
she drank all the grape sodas― drash, Sunday, August 9, 2015
this was my defining detail too
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)
yeah that was awesome, like she fed her cubs and all but first lemme drink all these grape sodas
― balls, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:51 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUIQP6cb0as
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:16 (ten years ago)
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130621153142-09-soprano-story-top.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:15 (ten years ago)
cue van morrison
― balls, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 21:20 (ten years ago)
http://static1.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2333070.1440167273!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/pool.jpg
Bear family with five cubs takes over New Jersey family’s backyard and pool
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)
Those videos are amazing.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 August 2015 15:03 (ten years ago)
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150816113429-04-bear-img-3219-jpgjpg-exlarge-169.jpg
Hi dere
― ailsa, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (ten years ago)
lol
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (ten years ago)
Story here: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/living/idaho-bear-head-cat-door-irpt-feat/
"Am I in time for a little smackerel of something?"
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 17:38 (ten years ago)
http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisblogrules.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fbear-in-pool.jpg&key=rXmi6BfJ0dARPU-uzwCX3g&w=600&h=311
― Lee626, Friday, 21 August 2015 18:52 (ten years ago)
hi
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:52 (ten years ago)
i am going to a "bear happy hour" tonight should i say hi to the bears y/n?
hey yellowstone y ur bears no say hi to me
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNfaFomUcAAxlLS.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)
(that catflap bear ailsa posted looks high as fuck btw)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIhCNbdIFT4
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:20 (ten years ago)
kinda burying the lede there - the gopro owner just chillin' with the bears at the end was more surprising than the bear slap (although was was pretty cool too tbh)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:27 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/bnGyfYE.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:33 (ten years ago)
"it's just a thing we do"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:37 (ten years ago)
I have a pretty good feeling I know how that man will die one day.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
im so nervous watching that
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:04 (ten years ago)
I bet it smells terrible in there.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (ten years ago)
That guy's face doesn't look like it would smell particularly good, either
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)
Not after it was covered in bear slime, no.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:25 (ten years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=150&v=nU5cMZymSr0
― sktsh, Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:08 (ten years ago)
i kinda want to sponsor a national holiday in which everything that woman owns gets ritually destroyed by bears
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:31 (ten years ago)
Montana woman who fed local bears attacked in her home
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:48 (ten years ago)
not so much _her_ though
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)
Haha, from the Montana story's comments: The bear could meet the same fate that the young Alaska brown bear did in Dillingham, Alaksa. He was on the edge of town for about 2 weeks prior to our presidents visit foraging for food but suddenly disappeared just before Obama arrived. Justified killing??? Guess so, wouldn't want him to get in the way for our commander in chief's photo op.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)