hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

lol the zings in that video

hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you? (Started by a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten) in February 2015, last updated 33 minutes ago by drash on I Love Everything) 1000 new answers

cluterfuck status unlocked

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yay?

http://www.niemanlab.org/images/nick-denton-cake-cc.jpg

lol like an orthodox christian icon almost, which until recently is how the average gawkerperson seemed to view dentonman and all his priorities

even money its comprised of porn

Flanner: "You act as if you were in private.... that's the odd way. You act as if you're the only people here. They're here. He's here. I'm here and I'm becoming very very bored. *blows a kiss*"
^this here is what's up; wish there were more people fighting on television who aren't on news programs

Hamilton Nolan's boxing writing is as embarrassing as your typical Salon article btw. Deadspin needs to work on the niche sports writing. Really they need to work on everything over there.

I'll always like Norman Mailer because of that horrible thing he did to Ryan O'Neal

There are in-groups. Hoo boy, there are in-groups.

Yeah but they don't announce themselves as such. I'm talking about a group that would stroll around this place wearing matching satin jackets, heads held high, communicating with one another with complicated multi-layered in jokes and throwing pies in the faces of anyone who got in their way.

Well, if they wanted more Hulk Hogan ammo, here it comes

so thankful i live in a world where i never have to think abt norman mailer if i dont want to

i'm so glad you and Katha Pollitt can sleep nights.

Well then.

https://twitter.com/FishbowlNY/status/624572525779943424

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wait, so are they going to be renaming gawker the site or gawker the company?

what a disaster

Groker.

I bet the company will get a cool name everyone will respect and be impressed by

Academi.com

DentonWorks Incorporated™

american amalgamated gossip and thinkpiece

american amalgamated gossip and codpiece

that sounds like a pretty juicy piece of gossip, how come they're not talking about it on gawker

shit, inc

mawker

frotteur

gaffer

fucker

Quikster

denton told staffers he wants the new site to be “10 to 15 percent nicer” than the old site

realistic, measurable goals like these are very important to any successful business

Can nicer be measure by click-throughs? Maybe the site will remain the same, but they'll just toss in more stories about puppies to track that nicer metric.

Rushing headlong into the Country Life Butter commercial phase.

it's tempting to say the dude is flailing, but iirc he's always been spouting ambitious gibberish

been says the parent company and site shd have a diff names its confusing not good when u have a bunch of properties and ur named after ur most controversial one

assume theyll change the parent co

kinja inc lol

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kozmo

One Crazy Corporate Damage Control Tactic That Will Restore Your Faith in Our Company

If only we could all try to 10-15% nicer, what a beautiful world this could be ;_;

mike schneider ‏@MikeASchneider 1h1 hour ago
@FishbowlNY gawker’s former EIC is named Max Read, not Sam Read

FishbowlNY ‏@FishbowlNY 1h1 hour ago
@MikeASchneider Yes, right! Thanks.

lol

At one point during the meeting, a staffer asked Denton who his dream editor for Gawker.com would be. Denton said that if he could pick anyone to edit the site, he would choose Ta-Nehisi Coates, the Atlantic senior correspondent and bestselling author.

dunno much about the zings I took xxp

lmao patron

At one point during the meeting, a staffer asked Denton who his dream editor for Gawker.com would be. Denton said that if he could pick anyone to edit the site, he would choose Ta-Nehisi Coates, the Atlantic senior correspondent and bestselling author.

Denton's interior monologue: "Who's the guy everybody loves and is terrified to say anything bad about in public right now? Say him!"

You mean Stet?

or this will blow over in a week like literally everything else that's ever happened on the internet idk

― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, July 17, 2015 3:54 PM (1 week ago)

welp