"i mean i love my fleshlight too, but don't you think you're taking it a little far"
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11703196_10152895495962653_5163131513048622798_n.jpg?oh=39f7698289b3e9c4bd2dc1478321760e&oe=561049BB
― how's life, Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:02 (ten years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3UhV4wK68xg/UKbwFl3YdyI/AAAAAAAAIQc/LBXR8qc-DHQ/s1600/Over-the-Top-1987-Sylvester-Stallone-Randy-Raney-arm-wrestling.png
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
yeah i saw that one how's life posted a few days back and had to stop myself from blasting the person that posted it
― balls, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:08 (ten years ago)
why'd you have to stop yrself
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, 24 July 2015 01:56 (ten years ago)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/415/235/78b.jpg
― qualx, Friday, 24 July 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)
hating justin bieber and loving bacon are probably the two most boring things a person can talk about
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 24 July 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)
Of course, someone has combined the two:http://cf2.foodista.com/sites/default/files/styles/featured/public/field/image/meat-500x666.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 24 July 2015 05:00 (ten years ago)
BaconBieber is going to haunt my dreams now thxbye
― Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10888571_10152763441127819_2400001733312446357_n.png?oh=8eade510556331a5c427c24bcd6fdff4&oe=5651E8DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuIsCCEkeD4
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:49 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11813290_10207422231136748_8458380892633968251_n.jpg?oh=803d61318296ca1fde4e3e9ae3fe7864&oe=565BDD9F
― how's life, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)
those aren't terrible aspirations per se
― regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)
sounds difficult to stare up at the stars while snuggling and drinking hot coffee all at oncemaybe a straw is involved somehow
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
lol
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)
hah leave it to my g+ timeline to do an image rejoinder to the tube thing
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z-puKNI6uWY/VbFRkuryOFI/AAAAAAAAnHg/N96-15SRk6g/w336-h671-no/1zZ6VSe.png
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 03:41 (ten years ago)
"well actually"
actually, that's a face
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 04:36 (ten years ago)
http://s28.postimg.org/qwdzwzlq5/Untitled.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 05:15 (ten years ago)
Haha
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:55 (ten years ago)
here it is! i sure hope this shows up, it was posted on "mummy pages"
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1970892_738300276209789_217485468_n.jpg?oh=c4b92affa814587856e75c7e87b61acc&oe=56446829
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)
ooh that one's a classic of the genre.
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)
… so… you don't change any, it just gives you this realization that you have to live differently even though you haven't changed?
fun!
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)
not to mention the deep assholishness of "YOU created"i feel serious antipathy toward anyone who posts this, i'll be honest
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)
maybe i'm just cranky from clubbing too much
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:19 (ten years ago)
As someone who has created a little person, I validate your feelings on this condescending garbage.
Also, you know what, even if you have a kid you still need to think about yourself, ffs.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
Plus having a kid doesn't mean you cease having adult interests. I hate this. I share your antipathy, LL.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)
exactlyit's stupid and on top of that it's full of lies
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)
and at the end there's bonus peer pressure! i seriously hate everything about this collection of words.
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
also ugly
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:48 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/11781655_743737459085371_6027664663510401175_n.jpg?oh=4cd62c254ea9b2e9d1ce8b0de81a5386&oe=563D4568
this is otm if you read it from top to bottom, totally off if you read it from bottom to top. gah.
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:03 (ten years ago)
I like when these things degrade to looking like grimy overhead transparencies.
― jmm, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:06 (ten years ago)
poet otm, it can always get worse, in the abyss of existence
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 15:06 (ten years ago)
glad ice cube workshopped those rhymes a bit more before he committed them to wax
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)
For some reason I thought this was one of those things where you have to read every first letter of the line, and I spent a bit of time wondering what TAT B TESS A I B TO I IT CM I AT means. Olde English, I guess.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)
not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group
weird twitter thread maybe?
anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 30 July 2015 01:57 (ten years ago)
holy shit that made me LOL for real
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 03:07 (ten years ago)
yeah that was weird twitter guys. @virgiltexas was the first to get admin access and then he started adding admit rights to a bunch of wt ppl
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Thursday, 30 July 2015 03:42 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10857773_10153471297877904_4424294994591806535_n.jpg?oh=71e46b4607811fc7e568b4cf4d0d5974&oe=56400355
― how's life, Thursday, 30 July 2015 11:50 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLG5TZrUMAADFMw.png
totally lost it at "The BRITISH flag?????"
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:19 (ten years ago)
i dreamed about the denis leary / isis thing last night.
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:44 (ten years ago)
https://i.embed.ly/1/display/resize?key=1e6a1a1efdb011df84894040444cdc60&url=http%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FCLHiOomUcAAtk_D.jpg
"comment if you like gay marriage"...fukkin lol
― frogbs, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)
that whole storify made my morning, thank u
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)
I started losing it at "DALE EARNHARDT DESERVED TO DIE" and completely lost my shit at "The Internet's Good Boy."
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (ten years ago)
general sherman: a wonderful general
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:29 (ten years ago)
a fantastic tree
― balls, Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:58 (ten years ago)
lotta backlash to this one
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11012525_580101558795581_3034567711386924791_n.jpg?oh=377c1af1f23c9b0d877749384349969c&oe=5655FB80
― air j0rdan and max grievances (qiqing), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)
I listened to the phone calls from the confederate trolling. The guy who insists he has no "northern flags" on his pickup is surprisingly polite, but I appreciate him saying he has never left the state of Texas.
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:56 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/kUpYQlq.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)
not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗weird twitter thread maybe?anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:54 (ten years ago)
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:57 (ten years ago)