Twitter C/D

ah shit it was only two tweets when I posted it

twitter is good

have u heard abt this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKofYUpUAAAAQck.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKofq15UkAEXTzq.png

i love leyawn

he is one of my faves, for sure

my balls/penis/taint area again and again

new user name

thats fucking lovely

posted in "Science and Health"?

leon ‏@leyawn 17h17 hours ago
nut sack are you ok
are you ok nut sack
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a clock pendulum

lol

"only my berries were struck, and not my twig" has been gonging around in my head since last night

hahahah

that post is amazing but idg why we're using this thread to talk about it?

(no thread police, just curious)

cause it was a tweet

leyawn is classic

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/624630939952545792

i posted it on this thread cause it was still on SNA and i was on my phone and couldn't search for @bartsimpsonreal

ok that was my guess thanks for clarifying

This is hilarious if fake and even more so if true.

https://mobile.twitter.com/leyawn/status/627190722517708800

lol
fyi read the nature of the case section

Yes, he did an obviously fake one yesterday and has either followed it up with a more realistic one today - or actually been sued.

you should read the nature of the case section tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLQ6oieVAAAWpJa.jpg

you have to admire the extent of the craft

that's incredible

Yes, he did an obviously fake one yesterday and has either followed it up with a more realistic one today - or actually been sued.

― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, July 31, 2015 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

he hasn't been sued lmao

My partner does a twitter account that is purely about autism. She retweeted something by professor of autism at Cambridge, Simon Baren-Cohen about anti-Semitism and suddenly lost a few dozen of her followers. #big up humanity.

http://www.lacourt.org/casesummary/ui/ValidateCase.aspx

I checked, no such suit.. Unless they are delayed in updating the info from yesterday, which is entirely possible.

assumed leyawn was just making a joke about this - http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/james-woods-sues-twitter-user-812107

http://techcrunch.com/2015/08/03/twitter-collapses-5-tumbling-toward-ipo-level-prices/

https://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/twitter-fall.gif?w=400&h=300

lmao

Perfect tweet has been achieved :)
https://twitter.com/ChrisEubank/status/630488278194626560?s=04

what's the AmE translation of that

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-08-20/twitter-falls-below-ipo-price-as-concerns-mount-over-ceo-growth

"concerns mount over CEO growth"

my god costolo is...he's huge

hes now consuming 85% of all RTs worldwide the national guard has been called in

ganges river of social media

enjoy your sip

Making GOOD use of Twitter:

https://storify.com/Laupina_/from-the-margins

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2015/08/twitter-global-social-media/402415/?single_page=true

This stagnation, and its implications, are often obscured by Twitter’s very real achievements. For instance, when Barack Obama traveled to East Africa in July, news outlets lavished attention on the Twitter hashtag #SomeoneTellCNN, a vehicle for ridiculing CNN’s assertion that the U.S. president was headed to a “hotbed of terror” in Kenya, as emblematic of Kenyan public opinion on the matter. And perhaps it was. (Kenyan Twitter is a vibrant community.) But Twitter’s insight into how people in the region were assessing Obama’s visit was far more limited than coverage of the various hashtags associated with the trip suggested. As the human-rights advocate Jeffrey Smith tweeted at the time, “People noticed that ‘Ethiopians aren’t tweeting about #ObamaInEthiopia.’ Well, internet penetration is 2% & there’s mass state surveillance.” To cite just one other example: A Pentagon official recently marveled that U.S. intelligence first learned of a Scud-missile launch in Yemen via Twitter. Wow! But the official didn’t mention that the vast, vast majority of Yemenis don’t use Twitter. We are still only hearing from a tiny sliver of the battlefield in Yemen.

Gary Vaynerchuk, an early Twitter investor, described this challenge in particularly blunt terms in March, suggesting that Twitter’s town-square model could be its undoing. Twitter has “become a massive firehose,” he said, and if it doesn’t “stop showing you everything, Twitter will die.”

This shift to more closed networks makes it more difficult for big-data researchers like myself, and the public at large, to realize Twitter’s lofty aspiration of tapping into “what the whole world is thinking about any topic at any time.” Further complicating matters, the majority of social-media posts in the past were textual, meaning that computer algorithms could rapidly assess their content and emotional attributes. Today, however, photo and video content form the fastest-growing segment of social sharing.

so the 'global town square' is mostly famous people, marketers, and aspiring prizewinners

love these new stats

https://i.imgur.com/wJ4lQXd.jpg

welp

just go ahead now (and block me)

he followed me too, 'hm chris barron i know that name who's that again... OH'

spindoctoibasketshoes

omg

chris barron unfollowed me :( :(