a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

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i'm not saying that they don't have any policy prescriptions in mind, i'm saying that maybe demanding platitudes is not the way to get those prescriptions taken seriously

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:04 (ten years ago)

here I googled something for you

http://blacklivesmatter.com/demands/

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

obviously the idea is that spreading the phrase "blacklivesmatter" leads to people investigating what it's about and what they're for - guess they failed on that count with you tho

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:06 (ten years ago)

ok shakey

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:06 (ten years ago)

sort of recoiling at this idea that black criminal justice activists just want to hear platitudes and don't have any policy prescriptions in mind or to hand, just wtf really dude

Then why are they choosing the most theatrical, least get-shit-done of all possible events to make their appearance? Come on; it's theater, and they know it. The candidates are there to make a sales pitch, the activists jumped onstage to hijack it, but there is literally nothing but sloganeering going on on all sides. The absolute best you're gonna get is someone saying, "If I'm elected, I will strive to accomplish x," but that assumes that a) the candidate will get elected; b) they won't encounter massive resistance from Congress. Even if you assume a), assuming b) at this point, given the history of the last seven years, is frankly idiotic.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)

Seems like Hillary has much more to answer for (via Bubba) than Bern. O'Malley was/is Gov of Maryland, right? That makes more sense re: recent events in Baltimore. How has Obama been on BLM demands? I don't know, just curious

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:12 (ten years ago)

iirc O passed something barring local PDs from getting military grade hardware iirc

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:13 (ten years ago)

Then why are they choosing the most theatrical, least get-shit-done of all possible events to make their appearance?

I'm not denying it's theater, it is very early in the campaign, there is nothing BUT theater at this point re: the candidates. But to argue that they are doing nothing but theatrically disrupting campaign events as a PR stunt (which it def is) and NOT anything else like working at the local level (where tbh this shit matters most) or doing grassroots organizing or lobbying congress is presumptuous and I suspect v innacurate.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:15 (ten years ago)

moving on... I'm surprised GOP base is happy to give a pass to Trump re: McCain comments but I guess a) they really hate McCain and b) all that military/vets talk is mostly lip service that's subsumed by ideology (cf Swift Boating). I still think Trump's self-destruction is inevitable but I'm not sure what's going to drive it at this point.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)

americans don't hate anyone as much as they hate a loser

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:18 (ten years ago)

haha yes

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:18 (ten years ago)

Another quick take: anyone here think Trump will be the nominee?

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:20 (ten years ago)

there's no way. for one thing he won't want to spend that much of his own money.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

and evangelicals will never accept him

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)

there is literally a greater chance that obama declares himself dictator and president for life than there is that trump becomes the nominee

iatee, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

(like 25% vs 5% basically)

iatee, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

and a greater chance Reagan will resurrect and lead his GOP zombie army to that shining city on the hill

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:23 (ten years ago)

I thought Trump was gonna be out by now, honestly - I thought having to declare his finances would send him scurrying back to his tower. (You can read through all 92 pages of the disclosure forms, by the way; here's a link.)

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

i think it's very unlikely he'll be the republican nominee but i think i give it better odds than resurrected zombie reagan. no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

Another quick take: anyone here think Trump will be the nominee?

― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 1:20 PM (28 seconds ago)

I'm at 97% "no way" and 3% "a combo of eejits have finally started a landslide that the RNC can't stop, so, maybe?"

dart scar rashes (WilliamC), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)

Jesse Ventura was elected governor of my state, so I'll never say crazy shit can't happen, but we're still such a long way from the nominating process, and I have to think the cycle of saying something stupidly inflammatory once a week is bound to burn itself out long before then. Graham says "run for pres, but don't be a jackass" and there's no way Trump can do the latter.

Half as cool as Man Sized Action (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:37 (ten years ago)

"and evangelicals will never accept him"

3 days ago i would have said the same thing about vets...

big fat rascal (will), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

there is literally a greater chance that obama declares himself dictator and president for life than there is that trump becomes the nominee

― iatee, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 6:22 PM (17 minutes ago)

i know which universe i want to live in

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/i0V6Ry3.png

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:01 (ten years ago)

btw there have been a lot of zombie reagan jokes on ilx so i want to draw everyone's attention to what i thought was a funny episode of China, IL in the first season that seems thematically related:
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/china-il/reagans-time-machine/

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:04 (ten years ago)

this guy is becoming one of my favorite right wing operators

https://twitter.com/johndurant/status/623927289189826560

Lessons from @realDonaldTrump:

- set & hold frame
- attack
- don't apologize
- be overconfident
- develop antifragile persona
- immigration

goole, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

he does appear to have the nativist PUA bloc locked down for now

goole, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:05 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXSFRMJhlgY&feature=youtu.be

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:06 (ten years ago)

John Durant – ‏@johndurant

Obviously the GOP will learn nothing, and just be little liberal manlets about it

(extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

"manlets"?

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:09 (ten years ago)

lol @ that Lindsey Graham thing

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:10 (ten years ago)

an omelet made of men

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

he'd munch on that

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:27 (ten years ago)

an omelet is just an omelet, but a manlet is a meal

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)

"isis would be waswas" is crackin' me up

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:32 (ten years ago)

outic's Trump photo of yesterday reminds me of
http://www.robertmatheu.com/photos/compadres/stooges_08.jpg

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)

I thought having to declare his finances would send him scurrying back to his tower.

The thing with Trump is, the usual dilemma doesn't apply here. Candidates worry about declaring their finances because they don't want people to know how rich they are; Trump is evidently obsessed with making the world think he's richer than he actually is. So I don't think that will be what ultimately chases him out. (But 0% chance anyway.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)

why are you linking to Borowitz

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:28 (ten years ago)

idk anything about borowitz

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:29 (ten years ago)

Thing 1: He's not funny.

:wq (Leee), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:34 (ten years ago)

~ fin ~

:wq (Leee), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:34 (ten years ago)

Candidates worry about declaring their finances because they don't want people to know how rich they are; Trump is evidently obsessed with making the world think he's richer than he actually is.

Which is exactly why I thought having to reveal his real net worth (which I'm guessing is probably somewhere in the neighborhood of 40-50% of what he says it is) would have been a bridge too far. But apparently not.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:52 (ten years ago)

I simplified that anyway. Candidates also balk because of shady transactions, so that would presumably give Trump pause. With Hillarly, I'm sure it's the richer-than-you'd-guess problem.

Romney appeared to have both problems.

clemenza, Thursday, 23 July 2015 01:24 (ten years ago)

O'Malley was/is Gov of Maryland, right?

He was mayor of Baltimore before that, so not a timely resume.

Thing is there isn't a whole lotta democracy about the nominating / primary process if you break it down. The party fathers can stop whoever they like without it looking like a coup.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)

...So the fact that the populace are dumbshits doesn't enter into it all that much.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)

plz plz plz

http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2015/07/23/donald-trump-threatens-third-party-candidacy/?_r=0

Οὖτις, Thursday, 23 July 2015 18:18 (ten years ago)

^^^I was thinking this might happen, like some even more batshit updating of Ross Perot.

error: unclean shutdown (suzy), Thursday, 23 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)

hence a scenario where a Bernie victory becomes theoretically more plausible

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 July 2015 18:27 (ten years ago)


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