hey gawker dudes. what the fuck is wrong with you?

otm that shit was unreadable and not just because it was media criticism

I read the aforementioned phrase and was like, is there some contest going on right now for who can make the most edgy for lols homophobic move in new media right now or something?

*cough cough* laying into boxall for having actual legal skills for about 80 straight posts *cough cough* obv the epitome of chill ol' namaste lagoon who just dgaf

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 21, 2015 11:22 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol fair but those actual legal skill were 100% throwing silly ass garbage at the wall, which tbf is one of the key legal skills, but since were not concerned with billable hours here it did come off a lil obtuse and sophistic, also it was totally a digression so i feel like its unfair to paint me as riding for my gawk cru or whatever in that case, motion denied

as a sidebar when the fuck did quoting posts start formatting with the username at the top like that that's weird af

That's just thx to me using zing lazily for all posts.

wonkette content in the year of our Lord 2015, a wonder to behold

obv the epitome of chill ol' namaste lagoon who just dgaf

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 21, 2015 11:22 PM (30 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But whatever, some people seem to buy it so like I said, kudos, it's an impressive act

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 21, 2015 11:23 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imo trying to go for the essential nature zing is one of the hardest things to pull off and when ppl miss they just come off as kinda petty and insincere, i wldnt recommended it

im coming into this thread to say that lagoon is not a 90s stoner bc that is silly

i was a 90s stoner for a good chunk of my formative years tbf but also i am a beautiful multifaceted human being worthy of respect and love

During the actual 90s or

yes

This is not about gawker anymore

What value would there have been in redacting details after the fact? It's not like that changes anything for the subjects. Neither does pulling it completely but at least that's a solid acknowledgement of "we fucked up."

They could have apologizes to the dude instead of being all "the world's changing and gawker's trying to keep up you must understand our position you see"

What value would there have been in redacting details after the fact? It's not like that changes anything for the subjects. Neither does pulling it completely but at least that's a solid acknowledgement of "we fucked up."

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, July 21, 2015 11:46 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk just showing some sort of respect, acknowledging a mistake was made, not having yr name show up on one of the most popular sites online

when u totally pull something youre removing yrself from the record, trying to make it disappear, tho obvs lol it for sure lives on other places, just feel like its more honest and is standard operating procedure most places (at least the leaving the article up w a editors note part, the redacting wld be usual)

glad to see deej is still so obsessed with me he reacts to Cory Sklar offering a half-sentences paraphrase of something I said on my non-public Facebook, not here with multiple posts as if I'd issued some proclamation and were ringing down heaven about it. I look forward to deej insisting no, it's me who's obsessed, and then to me loling at deej

I like the pitchfork "memory hole" policy too. Adds a little mystery to the historical record.

guys we r obvs all totally obsessed w each other otherwise we wldnt be here and wldnt be so mad lol

i mean not that im mad i actually think its extremely funny that everyone else is so mad

it's a sick danse macabre

lagoon sadly otm. except with respect to me of course I am quite obviously above it all but you guys yeah for sure

i actually think its kind of hilarious when u all try to engage with me, its like what hello i just acidentally typed in this url i dont even really go online

im in love with the board bros

This is not about gawker anymore

― Treeship, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 3:45 AM

pottery

can i unbookmark this thread again y/n

only if you don't want to hear about what the fuck is wrong with the pottery dudes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIs5StN8J-0

forks I am laughing out loud in real life over your delightful and novel deployment of the word "beeves" in this context

bomb the thread with pics of forks pottery, burn it, salt the ashen land

forks I am laughing out loud in real life over your delightful and novel deployment of the word "beeves" in this context
--whiny-ass millennial titty babies (silby)

this is my first time seeing it outside of no country for old men as far as I can remember so also much appreciated for the lols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk3d8-pwRTs

http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/y288w7gy9e0Ms73UzNov1cXAmSbLVmpRqmhe4tulKpc%3Dw1291-h969-no

ILX Rolling Hey Gawker Dudes What the Fuck Is Wrong With You Thread Spotify Playlist

guys we r obvs all totally obsessed w each other otherwise we wldnt be here and wldnt be so mad lol

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:59 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHOOPS!!

i mean not that im mad i actually think its extremely funny that everyone else is so mad

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 8:59 PM (21 minutes ago)

haha nice try at a save, maybe ask a mod to edit yr original post idk

i dont even know what yr talking abt i didnt read this thread carefully or whatever

you irl?

https://masterchan.org/media/images/10202076.jpg

otm

Is it just me, or has everyone's posting style started to run together?

we r all bots

everyone is lag8n

its kind of a lot of work and not worth it tbh but i feel like im in too deep

you're all one big dude to me.

you've been published on pottery dot com with this posting style

xp

Has their been a thread about the "most influential posters" wrt posting style? Maybe this could be that thread.

carles

big jim swells

okay, i'm done with the pottery playlist now, enjoy