Coffee

u r literally an inhuman monster imo

forsake food and consume only soylent, beast

2% is the lowest I can go without dry heaving

coffee shd not be transparent

skim just tastes like sad deprivation to me

I was given a Nespresso for my office and it's surprisingly not awful? I don't exactly savor the espresso anyway so it's a perfectly functional caffeine delivery system that doesn't make me gag.

too functional, you are a jetson choking down food pills

sure the coffee is passible but... does it have soul

The work of coffee in the age of mechanical reproduction.

No nespresso is really not bad though, like at least two notches above keurig. It's sort of weird because it doesn't taste like any other coffee or espresso exactly, it has its own particular taste.

I was very skeptical re: my mom's nespresso machine, suspecting it would be no better than Keurig. It is quite a bit better than Keurig.

but no Rancilio, let's be clear.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKfSvkqUsAQLt99.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/birdstareart/status/623698791837741056

We have a Flavia machine at the office so I decided to treat myself to a little French vanilla and the fucking thing sprayed coffee all over my shirt and the coffee tastes like an ashtray and the name is dumber than hell.

I'm only in the office because I'm supposed to have drinks with coworkers/bosses so THANKS FLAVIA you ASSHOLE I'm going to look like a total dweeb in my coffee shirt.

(not really if the stain doesn't come out I'm buying a new shirt at lunch, fuck that noise)

god i would be so pissed sorry carl :(

Eh honestly I don't even like this shirt. It's more looking like a slob until I can manage to go out and get another one.

oh god i cannot handle spills/stains at all

ya me neither

♪ the best part of going to work
is flavia on your shirt ♪

we were supposed to get a monthly cleaning, checkup for flavia machine as part of our lease. it has never happened.

lol jim

We have a Flavia machine at the office so I decided to treat myself to a little French vanilla and the fucking thing sprayed coffee all over my shirt and the coffee tastes like an ashtray and the name is dumber than hell.

I'm only in the office because I'm supposed to have drinks with coworkers/bosses so THANKS FLAVIA you ASSHOLE I'm going to look like a total dweeb in my coffee shirt.

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, July 23, 2015 12:08 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel very deeply for yr plight but also lmao dying over here

if i spill coffee on a shirt i will legit leave an exec meeting and go to the mall & buy another one

also flavia *is* a really stupid name

flavia shirts are v on trend

any other hater lovin Cafe Bustelo up here in this biotich?

is the term "blonde roast" a made starbucks bullshit term for light roast? or are there others who use the term "blonde roast"?

"made UP starbucks bullshit"

it's also one of the few light roasts I've ever had that's genuinely disgusting

my grocery store stopped carrying cafe bustelo : /

drinking my cof :)

i have never had cafe bustelo how is it
it's like ~$6 for not quite a pound, right?

i am drinking a sbux latte :/
suggest ban myself

will pray 4 u

ty

Drinking barley tea :p

;_;

wow try coffee maybe just my opinion

yeah coffee is p good not sure why it hasn't caught on

it tastes good it feels good not sure why you wld drink anything else

protip: the Starbucks "flat white" tastes better than Starbucks lattes, because they use a ristretto shot setting on the espresso machine. And you can ask for one iced, although the cashier might be confused at first.

good to know, there are unfortunately many situations in which starbucks is the only reasonable option around

sbux flat whites are v good compared to lattes its true!

have to order in an oz accent tho

i still can't say the sizes at starbucks, all i know is "tall"

for everything else i just say medium or large, i really can't

lol me too

Drinking barley tea :p

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, July 24, 2015 11:20 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

:)

good to know, there are unfortunately many situations in which starbucks is the only reasonable option around

― marcos, Friday, July 24, 2015 11:01 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh yes, I went to law school across the street from a starbucks so I understand this well. I have a bunch of "hacks."

One thing I often found fairly drinkable and satisfying was a "Double Tall Two Pump Mocha" -- i.e. a tall mocha with an extra shot and less chocolate syrup, and of course no whipped cream. I also like the "short" size because you get a better proportion of espresso to milk.

I usually just order a tall cappuccino when I go to Starbucks. Last time I was there, I noticed that cappuccino is not even listed on their menu board any more - there's not room for it I guess with all the frappuccino variations.