Minnesota/Minnesotans C or D

And being total pigs.

bachelor farmer was tasty, i liked it

Ditto S&S.

Oh shit, I know her

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, July 20, 2015 3:22 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao i do (did; school, way back) too

I just ate at bachelor farmer this weekend for anniversary w/GF. I'd never been there before and it was delicious. Also, RT Rybak held the door for us, for real! so what is lol

https://t.co/prSqQupVrR

survey by the saint paul pd about use of body cams

lots of questions around preferences for privacy of footage, who has a say over waiving it and when

http://www.theonion.com/article/local-swingers-not-going-drive-out-goddamn-oakdale-50900

goddamit betty

https://twitter.com/MinnPost/status/626423221911453696

so dumb

Three tweets I wrote this morning:

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626382779995926528
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626383959673286656
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626384616740425728

ppl be vindictive as fuck about that lion

@djperry1973 otm

mcollum has always been kind of an unremarkable hack imo. i'm open to evidence otherwise but that is how i feel.

lots of upscale urban liberal hot button stuff but not much in the way of anything else that i've seen? not like i pay super close attn tho

the last thing i remember is during the '12 election cycle when her big issue was a move to shame the army out of spending $x million advertising/sponsoring a nascar team

Ugh, this lion is the biggest story in local media here since Adrian Peterson. I am already so over it.

i can't imagine trying to move 1 pixel to shame this asshole, let alone go to his office with a mean note, christ

then again i can't imagine having a lion in my sights and not wanting to let him keep living

that depends entirely on if the lion is about to eat my face; I can imagine not wanting him to keep living in that specific scenario, much like I can imagine wanting to kill a shark if it's trying to gnaw on me

I go out of my way to kill hornets because fuck hornets, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

Fuck Hornets is touring with Fuck Buttons later this year, right

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/aug/04/insiders-cultural-guide-minneapolis-band

Collegiate girls often wear Northface jackets, leggings, yoga pants, Columbia Sportswear. Some have a crust punk, Diablo Cody-esque look: asymmetrical haircuts, septum piercings, bandanas worn around the neck for no real reason, ripped jorts, etc. If you go downtown, you’ll see a lot of suits. On the West Bank, where Somalis live — Minneapolis has one of the largest Somali populations in the diaspora— a lot of the young women wear outfits purchased at the local Somali mall and mocked in various #StarterKit memes on Twitter. There’s no uniform but everyone looks comfortable.

in case you forgot what an understatement was like

http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/columns/3815082-marilyn-heltzer-dont-try-any-language-unless-you-are-very-fluent

i have no idea what this is supposed to be about

Maybe it's a recycled Prairie Home Companion monologue?

powerful

it's about death afaict

Now in a quick switch

"don't speak foreign languages OH MY ELDERLY BONES WEIGH UPON ME SO"

rip marilyn

"THE LISTLESS ENNUI OF ADVANCING DEATH GRIPS ME how about them Twins?"

personally i don't think it's cool to make fun of people who have obviously had an undiagnosed stroke

LITTLE T'S???

http://www.citypages.com/restaurants/where-to-get-the-best-adult-milkshakes-in-the-twin-cities-7544266

while i'm linkdumping

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonkblog/wp/2015/08/17/every-county-in-america-ranked-by-natural-beauty/

hey how about you fuck off

seems like "tough winters" play an inordinate part --- like, most of VT is average or below and, like, have you seen Vermont??

waffle cheese fries what the fuck is going on

is mallman slowly turning into scott seekins

https://twitter.com/markmallman/status/634815107256573952

Also, is Rep. Ellison now his PR manager?

https://twitter.com/keithellison/status/634759187973701632

That reminds me--did I hear about this account from this thread or somewhere else?

https://www.facebook.com/mn.soundscene

http://www.startribune.com/u-makes-top-10-in-list-of-edu-email-accounts-on-hacked-adultery-website/322547912/

lol

the fuck is this

https://twitter.com/alt933fm/status/637339408870445056

404

acct tweeted story from a conservative news site about planned parenthood's lies

this guy seems pretty chipper

https://twitter.com/MayorMattLittle

lakeville.

http://www.startribune.com/dear-smug-urbanites-stop-ridiculing-the-suburb-i-love/326092541/

I mean, I sort of understand having grown up south of HSTNGS, but OTOH HSTNGS is terrible

I will say though that at choir competitions and at All-State the kids I vibed the most with were from Lakeville, partially because they were SUPER FILTHY

lol i have lived here most of 15 years and i still barely have any idea where edina and eden prairie are

roseville i got pretty okay

I grew up there and I continually confuse Roseville with Rosemount

(Edina is west of Bloomington, Eden Prairie is west of Edina)

as a tourist I am vaguely aware as I have driven through/past them in search of the IKEA next to the big mall

Grew up literally blocks from the border of Roseville (lake como) so for me Roseville basically is the platonic suburb

i only know where woodbury and cottage grove are. edina and wayzata, too, i guess because you have to know your enemy

all other suburbs are terra nullis imo