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I saw a commercial for this Folger's Black Silk coffee last night during American Ninja Warrior and I am drinking a cup of instant coffee with flavored creamer in it right now and "Folger's Black Silk" sill seemed completely disgusting to me.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 20 July 2015 14:12 (ten years ago)

Also I'm back on the caffeine so I might start drinking real coffee again (I have the instant because I was doing cups of half caf/half decaf instant to work my way up).

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 20 July 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

"aeropressed coffee to homemade horchata"

great idea!

Coffee Bob, Monday, 20 July 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

lately I've been making coffee with a new Chemex, and it's great!

Coffee Bob, Monday, 20 July 2015 14:16 (ten years ago)

thanks Coffee Bob

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 20 July 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)

and "Folger's Black Silk" sill seemed completely disgusting to me.

i'll drink this when there's nothing better that's close in price, since it's the cheapest at my store. it and the other 'gourmet'-branded folgerses aren't awful.

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)

Anyone use this?

http://cupsapp.com/

If you use my code: F1KKS to sign up, you get $10 worth of free coffee, and so do I. I'm planning on just doing this as many times as possible and then dropping the app.

five six and (man alive), Monday, 20 July 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)

went to my local fine coffee establishment yesterday and their espresso machine was messed up and the dude looking at it was about to load it up to take it to kansas city for repair. kind of wanted to volunteer to go along because driving an espresso machine across state lines seems like an adventure

Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:20 (ten years ago)

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 23:37 (ten years ago)

A+, would GoFund

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:33 (ten years ago)

reservoir of skim milk

Gross and gross.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, July 19, 2015 9:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

srslyyyyyy

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:41 (ten years ago)

yea i just think of this sickly gray tepid pool of skim milk

marcos, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

skim milk is one of the most vile fluids on earth for sure. A skim cappuccino is like the tofurky of cappuccinos.

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:06 (ten years ago)

its also like not even healthy, what are you left with when u remove the fat from milk, the sugar, this is good?

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)

I vastly prefer skim milk over whole milk.

Jeff, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)

u r literally an inhuman monster imo

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)

forsake food and consume only soylent, beast

five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:23 (ten years ago)

2% is the lowest I can go without dry heaving

coffee shd not be transparent

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

skim just tastes like sad deprivation to me

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:05 (ten years ago)

I was given a Nespresso for my office and it's surprisingly not awful? I don't exactly savor the espresso anyway so it's a perfectly functional caffeine delivery system that doesn't make me gag.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 22:26 (ten years ago)

too functional, you are a jetson choking down food pills

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)

sure the coffee is passible but... does it have soul

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)

The work of coffee in the age of mechanical reproduction.

cat-haver (silby), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 00:40 (ten years ago)

No nespresso is really not bad though, like at least two notches above keurig. It's sort of weird because it doesn't taste like any other coffee or espresso exactly, it has its own particular taste.

five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)

I was very skeptical re: my mom's nespresso machine, suspecting it would be no better than Keurig. It is quite a bit better than Keurig.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:28 (ten years ago)

but no Rancilio, let's be clear.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:29 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKfSvkqUsAQLt99.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/birdstareart/status/623698791837741056

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 04:40 (ten years ago)

We have a Flavia machine at the office so I decided to treat myself to a little French vanilla and the fucking thing sprayed coffee all over my shirt and the coffee tastes like an ashtray and the name is dumber than hell.

I'm only in the office because I'm supposed to have drinks with coworkers/bosses so THANKS FLAVIA you ASSHOLE I'm going to look like a total dweeb in my coffee shirt.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:08 (ten years ago)

(not really if the stain doesn't come out I'm buying a new shirt at lunch, fuck that noise)

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:08 (ten years ago)

god i would be so pissed sorry carl :(

marcos, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:10 (ten years ago)

Eh honestly I don't even like this shirt. It's more looking like a slob until I can manage to go out and get another one.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

oh god i cannot handle spills/stains at all

call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

ya me neither

marcos, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:13 (ten years ago)

♪ the best part of going to work
is flavia on your shirt ♪

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:14 (ten years ago)

we were supposed to get a monthly cleaning, checkup for flavia machine as part of our lease. it has never happened.

brownie, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:14 (ten years ago)

lol jim

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:17 (ten years ago)

We have a Flavia machine at the office so I decided to treat myself to a little French vanilla and the fucking thing sprayed coffee all over my shirt and the coffee tastes like an ashtray and the name is dumber than hell.

I'm only in the office because I'm supposed to have drinks with coworkers/bosses so THANKS FLAVIA you ASSHOLE I'm going to look like a total dweeb in my coffee shirt.

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, July 23, 2015 12:08 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel very deeply for yr plight but also lmao dying over here

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)

if i spill coffee on a shirt i will legit leave an exec meeting and go to the mall & buy another one

surm, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:18 (ten years ago)

also flavia *is* a really stupid name

surm, Thursday, 23 July 2015 16:19 (ten years ago)

flavia shirts are v on trend

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:07 (ten years ago)

any other hater lovin Cafe Bustelo up here in this biotich?

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Thursday, 23 July 2015 19:53 (ten years ago)

is the term "blonde roast" a made starbucks bullshit term for light roast? or are there others who use the term "blonde roast"?

marcos, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:12 (ten years ago)

"made UP starbucks bullshit"

marcos, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)

it's also one of the few light roasts I've ever had that's genuinely disgusting

five six and (man alive), Friday, 24 July 2015 14:14 (ten years ago)

my grocery store stopped carrying cafe bustelo : /

j., Friday, 24 July 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)

drinking my cof :)

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 15:08 (ten years ago)

i have never had cafe bustelo how is it
it's like ~$6 for not quite a pound, right?

tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Friday, 24 July 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)

i am drinking a sbux latte :/
suggest ban myself

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 July 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)

will pray 4 u

lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

ty

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 July 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)


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