Clusterfuck Summary Corner 2 - Back on the Corner

Just realized this is on moderator request forum, not the mod board.

― how's life, Friday, July 17, 2015 6:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

controversial mod edits!

this is so lame ilx clusteys shld be because of ilx shit not stuff ilxors post on their trashy gossip sites

the ban max and j0rdan thread could have been one of the top ~10-15 clusterfucks of the year, why'd you guys have to stifle it with watercooler chat and good-natured ribbing? *pours unpopped popcorn kernels back in the carton*

it could have been the top clusterfuck of the last 2 or 3 years rly, but then ciderpress happened

ban ciderpress

he's like teflon

if u cared that much ud register

banning is only the beginning

On the Gawker thread 5 days ago Max got all hardman saying journalistic standards were bullshit. Now we're all LOLing.

now we're all craving fermented apple juice

peach cider is pretty dope too, and it is peach season

millions of peaches
peaches for me

too sweet imo but who am i kidding i'd drink car battery acid right now

actually i sound more dipso than i feel it's just, y'know, it's hot and i want the crisp clean taste of ciderpress

I'm actually drinking battery acid right now! Well Smirnoff Ice tbh but same thing practically.

proposed thread namechange to Clusterfuck Cidercooler 2

fuck, Clusterfuck Summery Cooler 2, even

Anyone got any bamboo?

millions of peaches
peaches for me

forget ciderpress, we know who the real monster is

*pours unpopped popcorn kernels back in the carton*

― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, July 17, 2015 6:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me lol irl

deej is posting on the gawker thread fyi

this would be the point in the movie where the mentally deficient 19 year old finds his father's rifle in the barn

oh my god

o my god

v popcorn-worthy shit in that thread

1000th post coming up fast btw, it was at 770-odd when I first checked it today,

man it's kind of nice that i can be banned for like 10 years and come back and some things are same. feels like home.

you've really been a mvp in this whole thing, Cory!

thanks but i feel more like riley curry (yelling things into the mic occasionally, walking into the wall on the side of the stage) than stefan!

*rebookmarks gawker thread*

i only know who those ppl are because they play for the home team

*richard attenborough voice* a fascinating race occurring in the ilx wild. the competitors: those doubling down on questionably motivated moralism, those simply expressing honest opinions and those desperate to win the pissing contest of who's most zingtastic/above-it-all. *long pause* the slaughter will be beyond our imagining.

and that there was this "curry with the sauce mvp" banner hanging in the window of a bar for about a month that i always drive by on my way home from work

that thread just needs a shot of strongo to be complete.

that would be cameo of the year tbh

*strongo strides onto set*

"you fucks"

*audience applauds and hoots wildly*

*richard attenborough voice* a fascinating race occurring in the ilx wild. the competitors: those doubling down on questionably motivated moralism, those simply expressing honest opinions and those desperate to win the pissing contest of who's most zingtastic/above-it-all. *long pause* the slaughter will be beyond our imagining.

what a horribly-formed "Jurassic Park sequel"

i know universal kept canceling my script meetings, buncha assholes

wtf is going on today?!

I am supposed to be reading.

― markers, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 1:53 PM

xp idk, is 6+ days the typical length for ilx clusterfucks?

A clusterfuck favorite of old ("Mods r mean") is making the rounds atm.

I imagine this is what 77 is like all the time

77 is wild lemme tell you

lol

some big bottom birds and cunting bellends too

must be a full moon or some saturn returns shit bcz it is crazypants around here!

last week was all "oh it's too quiet"and now it's like living with 20 of my parents

xp idk, is 6+ days the typical length for ilx clusterfucks?

― slothroprhymes

when it impacts IRL, it's not too surprising.

i'd like to take some credit for returning to ilx but alas i cannot. just the right place at the right time.