your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:59 (ten years ago)
does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)
gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised
― qualx, Friday, 17 July 2015 07:11 (ten years ago)
95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 July 2015 10:03 (ten years ago)
Oh. That's nice.
― Mark G, Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)
xp vmic
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 17 July 2015 13:23 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11745447_10153385483310801_3830122990240090285_n.jpg?oh=3ccaeabba26cd7d78aaeb049df5ff1a1&oe=561745AC
― nickn, Friday, 17 July 2015 21:00 (ten years ago)
"Turn that frown upside-down, mister!"
- Huey Newton
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:18 (ten years ago)
when life gives you lemons, make prison lemonade - - eldridge cleaver
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:23 (ten years ago)
“Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”
- #OnlyTeenThings
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:43 (ten years ago)
something to put on your facebook courtesy of liartown:
http://41.media.tumblr.com/39d6c4a2e9d3e57b89693fc5916ad106/tumblr_ngyaiha5cd1s71q1zo1_1280.png
― scott seward, Monday, 20 July 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)
you can't say it any clearer than that
― Live Aid: JFC (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 July 2015 18:40 (ten years ago)
i think maybe one more word in capitals would make it perfectly clear
― j., Monday, 20 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)
THAN
Wait.. I thought I knew what it was but run it past me another time
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:13 (ten years ago)
Even the stock model looks mildly perplexed but she's more like 'yeah whatever just take my picture now'
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)
http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/1572/8/original/640.jpg
― jmm, Monday, 20 July 2015 19:15 (ten years ago)
http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/put-the-elderly-in-prison-political-graphic.jpg
― marcos, Monday, 20 July 2015 19:19 (ten years ago)
video surveillance in case of problems? right. as if the guards come running to the assistance of any inmate who has a problem.
― Aimless, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:19 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423844_10153522159986757_6671207645176053512_n.jpg?oh=e0043b90d9c8806e145d6f00a9c781c2&oe=561122F4
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:27 (ten years ago)
take it to the teal and orange thread
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:29 (ten years ago)
is that a… sex thing?
― j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:39 (ten years ago)
"I am the way, the truth, and the life"
- Omnipotent floating glowing cylinder
― jmm, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
less interesting version of the GEB cover
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:46 (ten years ago)
but yeah it's a sex thing, I'm turned on
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:47 (ten years ago)
"i mean i love my fleshlight too, but don't you think you're taking it a little far"
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:51 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11703196_10152895495962653_5163131513048622798_n.jpg?oh=39f7698289b3e9c4bd2dc1478321760e&oe=561049BB
― how's life, Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:02 (ten years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3UhV4wK68xg/UKbwFl3YdyI/AAAAAAAAIQc/LBXR8qc-DHQ/s1600/Over-the-Top-1987-Sylvester-Stallone-Randy-Raney-arm-wrestling.png
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 July 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
yeah i saw that one how's life posted a few days back and had to stop myself from blasting the person that posted it
― balls, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:08 (ten years ago)
why'd you have to stop yrself
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, 24 July 2015 01:56 (ten years ago)
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/415/235/78b.jpg
― qualx, Friday, 24 July 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)
hating justin bieber and loving bacon are probably the two most boring things a person can talk about
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 24 July 2015 03:14 (ten years ago)
Of course, someone has combined the two:http://cf2.foodista.com/sites/default/files/styles/featured/public/field/image/meat-500x666.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 24 July 2015 05:00 (ten years ago)
BaconBieber is going to haunt my dreams now thxbye
― Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:31 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10888571_10152763441127819_2400001733312446357_n.png?oh=8eade510556331a5c427c24bcd6fdff4&oe=5651E8DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuIsCCEkeD4
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:49 (ten years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11813290_10207422231136748_8458380892633968251_n.jpg?oh=803d61318296ca1fde4e3e9ae3fe7864&oe=565BDD9F
― how's life, Monday, 27 July 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)
those aren't terrible aspirations per se
― regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)
sounds difficult to stare up at the stars while snuggling and drinking hot coffee all at oncemaybe a straw is involved somehow
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
lol
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)
hah leave it to my g+ timeline to do an image rejoinder to the tube thing
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z-puKNI6uWY/VbFRkuryOFI/AAAAAAAAnHg/N96-15SRk6g/w336-h671-no/1zZ6VSe.png
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 03:41 (ten years ago)
"well actually"
actually, that's a face
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 04:36 (ten years ago)
http://s28.postimg.org/qwdzwzlq5/Untitled.jpg
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 05:15 (ten years ago)
Haha
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:55 (ten years ago)
here it is! i sure hope this shows up, it was posted on "mummy pages"
https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1970892_738300276209789_217485468_n.jpg?oh=c4b92affa814587856e75c7e87b61acc&oe=56446829
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:05 (ten years ago)
ooh that one's a classic of the genre.
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)
… so… you don't change any, it just gives you this realization that you have to live differently even though you haven't changed?
fun!
― j., Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:08 (ten years ago)
not to mention the deep assholishness of "YOU created"i feel serious antipathy toward anyone who posts this, i'll be honest
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)
maybe i'm just cranky from clubbing too much
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:19 (ten years ago)
As someone who has created a little person, I validate your feelings on this condescending garbage.
Also, you know what, even if you have a kid you still need to think about yourself, ffs.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)