Bait My Clickhole

its at the framer

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-words-have-no-english-translation-2762

dying

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanc4cb10fef2/what-8-disney-princesses-would-look-like-if-they-w-1pr1s

just posted to buzzfeed by a friend of mine - clearly in the "clickhole spirit" IMHO

http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-disney-princesses-reimagined-caucasian-698

I heard the iguana burst, and I got right up close to the keyhole so that I could feel the hot sneem on my face.

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-team-member-jo-ann-fabric-craft-jacksonville-557

i'm lanna. seems otm

I got melody but I think if I'd've vacationed in Maine in the autumn it might have been different

i got melody and chose maine in the autumn

I am also Melody

freaked out because that post is not tagged with WOW

Carol here

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/arent-those-my-clothes-paul-2815

its kind of lol how in so many clickhole photos/videos i can recognize the tiny park around the corner from their offices

http://i.imgur.com/bTdj9R3.jpg

http://www.buzzfeed.com/evanc4cb10fef2/what-8-disney-princesses-would-look-like-if-they-w-1pr1s

just posted to buzzfeed by a friend of mine - clearly in the "clickhole spirit" IMHO

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 July 2015 19:26 (1 week ago) Permalink

I have seen buzzfeed a few times try to show their *sense of fun* by doing clickhole-style pieces, like "hey guys, we're in on the joke, we get it!"

It's confusing cause I guess you can have a "buzzfeed blog" now or something? Like that thing my friend did wasn't like, "for" BuzzFeed, or "by" Buzzfeed. I think.

lol did buzzfeed go kinja

I don’t hate you for telling me it was cool to break your glass, and I want our friendship to continue. You’re only human, and sometimes you’re going to say or do the wrong thing after I carelessly destroy your possessions.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/dont-tell-me-its-cool-i-broke-your-drinking-glass--2804

lol

It's confusing cause I guess you can have a "buzzfeed blog" now or something? Like that thing my friend did wasn't like, "for" BuzzFeed, or "by" Buzzfeed. I think.

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, July 27, 2015 10:54 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol did buzzfeed go kinja

― D-30 (gr8080), Monday, July 27, 2015 11:04 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

anyones always been able to post to buzzfeed since maybe the whole time? or at least most of the time

I have seen buzzfeed a few times try to show their *sense of fun* by doing clickhole-style pieces, like "hey guys, we're in on the joke, we get it!"

― five six and (man alive), Monday, July 27, 2015 10:47 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they just do anything, buzzfeed is a traffic generation laboratory they dont care

funnyjokes community buzzfeed posts predate clickhole

I soooooo hope this will be good:
http://splitsider.com/2015/07/the-onion-has-a-vice-parody-in-the-works-called-edge/

https://twitter.com/ChaseVaughnEDGE/status/626045586890997760

okay I'm all in

lol at atrocity tip line

Let's get fucked on truth

vice just as worthy a target as buzzfeed imo,

they should do a CHIVE type website next

Gaper on the way

ew

i report, you decide

This is slightly OTT response but makes a fair point:

http://www.welldonemarketing.com/2015/07/i-clicked-on-an-ad-in-the-onion-what-happened-next-was-shocking/

the dairy industry is really fucking evil fwiw

so's the marketing industry tbf

The evil's less in the campaign (although it's there too) than the ambiguity with which its delivered

I would never have thought 'dairy good' was anything but an Onion joke

Maybe onion is doing a longform dairy industry burn, like in October, they'll do a "sike dairy is poison' expose

In the gawkergate era, nothing is incorruptible.

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/its-our-duty-support-troops-and-second-amendment-c-1929

lol

amazing

apropos re Jade Helm nonsense

so good

this got me good

http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/i-dont-let-my-kids-watch-winnie-pooh-because-i-don-2842

that is incredible

began dying @ this point:

“But what do you let your kids watch?” you might ask. I’d much rather my kids watch the fuck machine named Big Bird. Big Bird is the towering human bird from PBS who you can tell is just constantly fucking. He’s got that swagger. There are a lot of good lessons children can learn from a major-league pussy-crusher like Big Bird, such as the importance of confidence, courage, and friendship.

I lost it at 'impressive sex duck'

"the cunning potato named arthur" verged on the homeric

"Winnie the Pooh, on the other hand, wouldn’t know the first thing about courage. If he were on United Airlines Flight 93, for example, not only would he have not joined the revolt against the terrorists, but he probably would’ve gotten down on his yellow knees and sucked the terrorists’ cocks one by one. “Oh, bother!” he would shrug as the al-Qaeda operatives drilled the back of his throat with their pube-slathered ding-dongs."

oh shit

let me big bird that for you