why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:56 (ten years ago)

i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"

Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)

yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.

Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:59 (ten years ago)

Bonus points for the scare quotes round mom.

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 12:20 (ten years ago)

Now be groan

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

You did a thing with your body and someone else's body now you must pay the price the price is your life and your dreams forever btw

Just in case you thought you were anything but an incubator

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

i saw one like this that made me so mad that i fixated on it for days. it was like "sometimes you have to grow up and stop clubbing/staying out til 4am/take care of your kids"
made me think that people without kids are the new witches
if you are not staying home with your kids, you are clubbing til 4am like a witch
it's one or the other
you are either responsible and a parent or you are 4am clubber
there is no other option so which are you

La Lechera, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:41 (ten years ago)

Which witch is which

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:42 (ten years ago)

and their favourite song at this club is "We don't need no baby sitter"

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)

we are out with the drugs, yelling at the windows of good parents' homes on our way home at 4am

Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:02 (ten years ago)

At least you can still be a rapper, though
https://vimeo.com/29048422

cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:03 (ten years ago)

so tired of the crying-laugh smiley now.

cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:35 (ten years ago)

good god people get it together

j., Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:37 (ten years ago)

can't believe anyone really thinks there are any squares in that picture.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 14:41 (ten years ago)

La Lechera otm

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)

Which witch is which

Reminds me

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1423698761284349&id=1415944565393102

Trap Queenius (wins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:23 (ten years ago)

OK, I'm worrying about what to get them instead of turning up, am I doing it right?

kinder, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:34 (ten years ago)

Average salaries in AZ and desired education levels...
Teacher - bachelor's required, masters preferred. $35K.
Electrical Engineer - bachelor's required, masters preferred $65K.
Doctor- Bachelor's, 4 yrs med school, and 3-8 yrs of intern required. $200K....
NFL player: no diploma required. $14 million a year.
And this is what is wrong with the world today folks...

Spottie, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 23:23 (ten years ago)

NFL players are still getting a bad deal from the bosses tbqh

cat-haver (silby), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)

As usual players salaries get the complaints, not owner profits or the idiotic deals voters make with them. I guess because everyday folks can identify with & envy players but genuine rich people are beyond conception.

Vic Perry, Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:13 (ten years ago)

There is no way the average salary on any NFL team is above 5 mil

Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:44 (ten years ago)

Holy Fucking Shit guys three years of this thread

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:50 (ten years ago)

Are facebook macros still terrible? I've been away for a while.

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)

Yeah I hate that, NFL players get so fucked

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 16 July 2015 02:53 (ten years ago)

fortunately here in the bay area you can rest assured that electrical engineers make way more than doctors. all's right in the world!

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:20 (ten years ago)

totally agree that nfl players and doctors shouldn't make that much

qualx, Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:46 (ten years ago)

But what about all non-NFL football once you factor in HS teams and weekend BBQ pickup games the average is probably more agreeable

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 16 July 2015 03:58 (ten years ago)

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11403122_960142907358699_8870793249616446948_n.jpg?oh=52018b9d969886a9ec49495fc8c24274&oe=56173A14

looks like there's disease on that blanket

and she's baconing like she's never baconed before (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:25 (ten years ago)

aubrey beardsley doing these things now?

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 13:52 (ten years ago)

seems like a good deal

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 July 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)

loooool

http://i.imgur.com/BOHeKiu.jpg

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 16 July 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

some things just taste better than others, right?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)

that part of a banana is gross and no-one benefits from eating it

genitals / butthole just a normal part of human bodies and genital / butthole-eating benefits both eater and eatee

embrace pleasure, reject gross banana parts imo

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:30 (ten years ago)

95% today?

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

is it eat out an asshole day or what now

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:34 (ten years ago)

*checks calendar*

yes

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)

cool. <chows down on a brown eye>

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:57 (ten years ago)

your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:59 (ten years ago)

does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)

gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised

qualx, Friday, 17 July 2015 07:11 (ten years ago)

95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 July 2015 10:03 (ten years ago)

Oh. That's nice.

Mark G, Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)

xp vmic

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 17 July 2015 13:23 (ten years ago)

"Turn that frown upside-down, mister!"

- Huey Newton

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:18 (ten years ago)

when life gives you lemons, make prison lemonade -

- eldridge cleaver

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:23 (ten years ago)

“Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”

- #OnlyTeenThings

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:43 (ten years ago)


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