rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

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It looks like a Dune diorama made entirely of dough, meat and cheese. Sandworms attack!

lol, well put

lmao i guess i sent this when i was druuuunk earlier

http://i59.tinypic.com/2ups86b.png

Dogs in the crust, guys

http://vimeo.com/132926278

I already said it looked like a parma dammit S.

http://www.metrotimes.com/detroit/what-its-like-to-actually-eat-the-food-in-oakland-county-jail/Content?oid=2354552

seemed a good place for it.

good lord

helluva story

fucking hell

the recipes seemed fuckin delicious compared to the description of the actual food...and jizz...and maggots

hate you forks

Goddamn it. I fucking hate the prison system. I hate the idiot mentality that assumes prisoners deserve whatever happens to them, from nutriloaf to prison rape. Stupid fucking country.

we're fully back on some 19th century penal system shit now with this

Goddamn it. I fucking hate the prison system. I hate the idiot mentality that assumes prisoners deserve whatever happens to them, from nutriloaf to prison rape. Stupid fucking country.

^^^

For profit prisons/prison services need to be nuked from space. In a capitalist system you should never put a profit motive on suffering because people will suffer and suffer terribly.

Does this go here? http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair

well i do like the sound of the url!!!

that is revolting but probably belongs more in an infomercial-gadget thread tbh. but I clicked, and watched the video, and.... christ. amazing that got through any amount of market testing, it is soooooo gross and hideous.

terrifying

Local hero does horrible things with the Rollie - http://www.thepizzle.net/the-rollie-eggmaster-is-the-best-dumbest-cooking-device-ever-invented/

cracked two eggs into it (which made a strange farting noise as they went down, which was encouraging)

lol

"I couldn’t even make an egg penis properly with this beautiful piece of shit."

horrifying

the video is nightmarish

Pretty sure that's how they fed the clones in the Matrix

Stevie D: This looks like something I would have sold at my last job.

Shared with permission.

VG OTM too: When fleshlights become sentient, this is what will happen

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New $1 menu suggestion: several thousand dollars in a chicken box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEINTP-5Nk8

http://i.imgur.com/6I9lfMB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/3zuMS5y.jpg

So much going on there.

and literally so many ilx threads of different topics it could belong on

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/26/business/media/burger-king-to-mcdonalds-lets-make-a-mcwhopper.html?smid=fb-nytimes&smtyp=cur&_r=0

with no innovations left to try, they've turned to making a sham of dr. king's dream

Can't wait for Hardee's and Carl's Jr to announce a similar event.

mcdonalds has DECLINED THE OLIVE BRANCH

"We love the intention but think our two brands could do something bigger to make a difference," he said. "We commit to raise awareness worldwide, perhaps you'll join us in a meaningful global effort?"

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gy2kCiQu1qfccvpo1_500.gif

http://i.imgur.com/4v2eBN6.jpg

http://www.letsgoresto.com/livraison-domicile-paris/wp-content/uploads/MCWRAP™-CHÈVRE.png

Spécialité panée à base de fromage de chèvre et oignons préparés et frits, sauce saveur chèvre, salade et tomate, le tout dans une galette de blé.

those are nuggets of fried chèvre! might be worth a try.

yes i would eat this product(s)

McDonald's have an "Irish" burger now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1xkm-mzlm4

kinda want to try it tbh

what a horrible ad - i hope everyone involved feels bad about themselves in a serious way

you're probably don't get too much exposure to Lovin Dublin and Niall Harbison's antics but yeah, they're basically pure evil

ah i do actually, he is a figure of hatred among some friends in a whatsapp group i'm in. is this connected to that?

Lovein Dublin organized the event depicted in the ad, only to blow their acolytes minds with the revelation that the gourment burgers they've been slavering over are from McDonald's

oh god. i like their "top 10 places to eat chicken wings in dublin" and it's like "the 10 places that sell chicken wings in dublin" like "oh thanks for telling me about elephant and castle"

is dublin really big enough to need an irritating "in the know" foodie website?

well they certainly work very hard to maintain that illusion

Here at Lovin Dublin we love good food. We also love Dublin. Although a lofty one, our mission is to make Dublin a better city and help Dubliners find the really good stuff that surrounds them on a daily basis.

The team here believes that Dublin is up there with Berlin, Melbourne and New York as one of the greatest cities in the world.

there's a real snake eating its tail vibe to the whole thing, in that they have to continually hype the idea of Dublin being this cutting edge metropolis in order to justify their own existence. I can't imagine there's a massive audience for the articles they shit out every day but I think the "brand synergy" shit like the McD's ad is how they keep the money coming in. I genuinely don't know anyone who doesn't think they're a joke but I suppose I'm fairly far from the intended audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTIlmiiWbho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gwd7Jw-UI10