old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-FHxYfH_zJog/UZ5C46YS9KI/AAAAAAAAfwE/f5t4jko-EJY/s1600/Alfred+Cheney+Johnston+-+Barbara+Stanwyck.jpg
Anne Lee Patterson, Miss United States of America in 1931

Ooops, that's Barbara Stanwyck as a Ziegfeld girl (c. 1924).

http://www.quotationof.com/images/harold-lloyd-2.jpg

I have no quarrel with anyone who thinks Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin was the better comedian. But damn Harold Lloyd could be cute.

https://youtu.be/_TJBpMxH4D8?t=21m13s

Sophia Loren

http://i.giflike.com/57d5A9f.gif

I think I have a problem.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9d05RiLG1ritsqio1_1280.png

Ralf or

Ralf *UND*...

I mean I'm totally a Florian Stan but seriously, those trousers. 👀

I'm sorry but any protestations about not wanting to be my sex object just do not compute when I can see your organ!

How many years does that pre-date the This Corrosion video by?

http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/Agee-floor-300.jpg
james agee

ralf's trousers there really are implausibly tight, he looks ready to kravitz all over the place

http://i.imgur.com/Mqn6klF.jpg

BUT THERE'S WORSE!!! I'm gonna link this because it might be potentially slightly nsfw (he is clothed but you can see ~everything~)

http://ralfaella.tumblr.com/post/125375528055/ralf-florian

I am having rather a lot of trouble coping with this information but it's making me very very happy.

*listens to Ruckzuck until my head explodes*

I AM NOT OK WITH THIS!!!

How can I be having these kinds of feelings for Ralf "King Dork" Hütter?

as far as i can see, nothing wrong with that, at all
ralf is totally begehrenswert

Hi drash, I don't think we know each other?

It's BAD because my obsessions tend to be a little... intense. Herr Hütter is probably not a good person to focus these fixations on as he seems a rather intense artist himself.

hi branwell, nice to meet you officially

i see. i sympathize. well, insofar as one has crush-taste for intense artists, this thread seems safe-ish place to indulge
time travel proviso frees ‘wd have lots of sex with’ criterion from consideration of whether that lots-o-sex wd be healthy for one or wise
(yes this actually crossed my mind when i made some choices itt)

Sorry, drash, I'm not explaining myself very well here. I am mainly disappointed in myself for this shameful crush.

Also, when I get a sexual fixation, I tend to be very...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/6063efa92da960ae4e66696994054cde/tumblr_nschnfhAhV1rjw8sqo1_400.gif

...about it. And I think that other ILX users prefer if I were not encouraged in this behaviour?

As someone who considers themselves your friend, and has been on ILX with you for at least a decade, I have no idea what that gif means, so I'm not sure how the new guy is going to...?

It is Florian engaging in super-repetitive behaviour, pushing the same button over and over again in a loop.

Look, I'm sorry. This was clearly a mistake, never mind.

(understand re repetitive button-pushing; def get stuck in my own compulsive loops sometimes; sympathize)
(was just speaking for myself personally, i don’t mind those pics, but don’t mean & don’t want to encourage you or anyone in unhappy-making behavior, if you judge it to be so. cheers)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7xh0byCu1r18xvwo1_1280.jpg
bibi andersson

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n6mqeHGrKm8/UPgc-KRWfLI/AAAAAAAAQLk/-KWJHedH9r0/s1600/j257in04luiv40u7.jpg
françoise dorléac

drash there used to be a video on youtube of that scene from Persona set to this but its since been removed :-(

aw that sounds great

John Doe circa 1980

Or ca 2003 tbh. John Doe standing in front of my table talking to Rhett Miller nearly caused my untimely demise sometime in the early 2000s.

john doe any time. on stage last year was like, um i cant feel my legs

John Doe circa 1980
Or ca 2003 tbh
john doe any time

otm
http://thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Music/CD_Review/061229_inside_otr_joe.jpg

Hmmmm, his nose is not quite pointed enough for me.

Florian Schneider has, I think, the most sharply pointed nose of any human on earth.

:^)

An endless Busby Berkley row of pointed noses.

http://giphy.com/gifs/kraftwerk-florian-schneider-ralf-hutter-evySwShPuNtq8

Straight up glamourpusses don't generally interest me that much... nonetheless ...

http://www.italoamericano.org/sites/default/files/virna-lisi-dolci-signore.jpg

punctum: the birthmark

kristin scott thomas yesterday/today/4eva

Lookit these dorks.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/7cef76f3fec06878bcc185ece49cf5ab/tumblr_nm5fqsw0z51ritsqio1_1280.jpg

I would travel back in time to have all the sex in Düsseldorf.

xxp Virna Lisi looks a lot like Margot Robbie.

http://www.canadianliving.com/img/photos/biz/image/2015/Style/MediumHairstyles_May15/Margot_Robbie_bob_hair.jpg

ralf has a little of the raggett about him there xp

I may have mentioned my love for Spanish pop star Marisol in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MSav8_POlo

Bonus points for being a Communist.

kristin scott thomas yesterday/today/4eva

Yes.

Cue "Photos taken of famous people together" thread.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pj9fJGBMFVQ/TDn4DGoVanI/AAAAAAAAAVg/TngmgHauTBU/s400/Cherry_Moon_29.png

Silvia Pinal in Viridiana ♥‿♥
http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/4473/2304473,FCbh85YSTMHFldFNipB3T6w31eZpruDULWsqd9jKb0P8owFP164k9sSe3POMUOdO_vUTNphGpmuH7fer6DrMHw==.jpg

^otm

kraftwerk dudes adorkable, yes

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G9iQbNmoj0s/hqdefault.jpg
jean eustache

http://i664.photobucket.com/albums/vv9/francomac123/Travail%20en%20cours/Travail%20par%20albums%205/Tanner-1983-Dans%20la%20ville%20blanche/ds_ville_blanche-01.jpg
bruno ganz

https://luminous-landscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/Picture1.jpg
david hemmings

David Hemmings yes!

Super-double bonus "travel back in time for" from my favourite film:

http://www.nycitywoman.com/files/imagecache/slideshow-in-article/JF-DH-Barbarella.jpg

Or would one be travelling into the future for Barbarella? I don't care; I'm going there. To play the orgasmatron.

Also, I've never heard the word "adorkable" applied to a man, but there really is no other word for them. I've got in trouble before for jizzing this all over ILX (warning: bigness) but I don't know if I want to have more of the sex with them or their massive piles of synthesisers here:

https://stevenkellyblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/kraftwerk-studio.jpg

lol <3 barbarella

great image with synths; cross reference to the synth wizards picture thread
Synth Wizards - A Picture Thread

Think Ralf und Florian belong more on:

Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

http://www.kraftwerk.moxo.cz/images/fotogalerie/florian-schneider-1970.jpg

I have just been taught the phrase "die Rohr verlegen" for my epic KraftNeuClusterCan fan fic. Yes I would very much like to lay that piper, fnar.