why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Suffering being different from pain (and "optional") is one of the tenets third wave of cognitive therapies. But Sungazing is not one of them.

Je55e, Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

http://www.roddenberry.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/P/T/PTN020.png

Unless they have amazing hair and perfectly match their shoes and tights to their dress, don't believe them.

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 8:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aspirational states of being

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:56 (ten years ago)

ANGLES vs "CHRISTIAN"

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

FREE tution doesn't pay for spelling lessons.

how's life, Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)

tbf nitpicking typos is the work of Beelzebub

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2013/03/dspc-1.jpg

WINNING SOULS

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 11 July 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

don't want your prayers, bring me some mac and cheese if you wanna be helpful

cat-haver (silby), Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)

get that guy a hammer maybe

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

oh i thought that was a minion glory hole

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 July 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)

be a friend, and kindly murder them

Nhex, Sunday, 12 July 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)

hey, i've got minion penis in my head now, thanks noodles!

pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)

Here - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.xyLk1B5y1

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

"the-minions-in-me" not clicking that either.

pplains, Monday, 13 July 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

Finally! She pulled back her chair to get a better look at the minion who was so skillfully eating her out.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)

No pplains click it. Do it.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:45 (ten years ago)

Yeah, that's the same thing Judas Priest said to those boys with the shotgun too.

pplains, Monday, 13 July 2015 00:48 (ten years ago)

lool

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:53 (ten years ago)

The minions weren't very good at anything else, but damn, they could fuck.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:00 (ten years ago)

Welp I've never seen Despicable Me and now I probably never should.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)

But she got further and further down, and there was no shaft to be found. Like the minions' bodies, their dicks were all head.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)

PPLAINS STAY STRONG

i clicked the link and now i hate all of u
._.

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)

I clicked too, but just looked at the pictures.

nickn, Monday, 13 July 2015 05:27 (ten years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/godhatestattoos

yessssssssssssssssss

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

lol

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/YN3QB8y.jpg

good stuff

pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

If I don't get a tattoo, will my dog live forever?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)

Maybe it makes me a humorless bore but enough w the blurry Bill Cosby memes.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10501715_671198373025427_3453505475319956382_n.jpg?oh=7c930738722c6762e66ef86cbe329201&oe=561AB50D

Extra points for being shared by an older, and very kind person who doesn't know what Britain First is

cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)

i wd downground anybody pro conducting involuntary medical research on human beings from "very" kind

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)

Well you know, irl kind but then sometimes puts stuff like this

cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:12 (ten years ago)

could've sworn i typed "downgrade"

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:13 (ten years ago)

Downground works though

cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)

ground pound

cat-haver (silby), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:18 (ten years ago)

now be grown

computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:36 (ten years ago)

GET OLDER

computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:36 (ten years ago)

chasing liquor with WHAT?

how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)

most of all you should totally let some lamer sharing shitty memes on social media judge you

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:52 (ten years ago)

"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:56 (ten years ago)

i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"

Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)

some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)

yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.

Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.

Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:59 (ten years ago)

Bonus points for the scare quotes round mom.

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 12:20 (ten years ago)

Now be groan

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:13 (ten years ago)

You did a thing with your body and someone else's body now you must pay the price the price is your life and your dreams forever btw

Just in case you thought you were anything but an incubator

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:29 (ten years ago)

i saw one like this that made me so mad that i fixated on it for days. it was like "sometimes you have to grow up and stop clubbing/staying out til 4am/take care of your kids"
made me think that people without kids are the new witches
if you are not staying home with your kids, you are clubbing til 4am like a witch
it's one or the other
you are either responsible and a parent or you are 4am clubber
there is no other option so which are you

La Lechera, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:41 (ten years ago)

Which witch is which

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 13:42 (ten years ago)


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