Ugh Ive been seeing a TON lately of links and memes and liked posts by friends who seem to be patting themselves on the back for being a) introverted, b) empathetic, or c) chronically late/ADD.
Dont be proud of that shit, you guys. No one cares and everyone thinks theyre an empath/introvert.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:41 (eleven years ago)
http://www.roddenberry.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/P/T/PTN020.png
Unless they have amazing hair and perfectly match their shoes and tights to their dress, don't believe them.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:44 (eleven years ago)
ha :)
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:48 (eleven years ago)
"suffering is an optional state of being"
And if you get punched in the face, is bleeding optional?
― Ye Mad Puffin, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:16 (eleven years ago)
pain is not optional. everyone can and will feel pain. but there is a particular sense in which suffering is not identical to pain and requires the participation of the sufferer. with extreme practice it is possible to experience a fair amount of pain without that specific kind of suffering. I can't do it, but I've made some small progress in that direction.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 July 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)
Suffering being different from pain (and "optional") is one of the tenets third wave of cognitive therapies. But Sungazing is not one of them.
― Je55e, Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:10 (eleven years ago)
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 8:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
aspirational states of being
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10006910_738428502842244_527312092_n.jpg?oh=46ec5a96a5f4318cc7a2b0959626bbce&oe=56569A9F
― how's life, Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:41 (ten years ago)
ANGLES vs "CHRISTIAN"
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)
FREE tution doesn't pay for spelling lessons.
― how's life, Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)
tbf nitpicking typos is the work of Beelzebub
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2013/03/dspc-1.jpg
WINNING SOULS
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 11 July 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11401476_10150539075024984_8737660812148982177_n.jpg?oh=a519c4618fa0fd6c1a8d2405a37786c5&oe=5619880C
― Frobisher, Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:11 (ten years ago)
don't want your prayers, bring me some mac and cheese if you wanna be helpful
― cat-haver (silby), Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)
get that guy a hammer maybe
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)
oh i thought that was a minion glory hole
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 July 2015 19:08 (ten years ago)
be a friend, and kindly murder them
― Nhex, Sunday, 12 July 2015 19:57 (ten years ago)
hey, i've got minion penis in my head now, thanks noodles!
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:02 (ten years ago)
Here - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.xyLk1B5y1
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 12 July 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)
"the-minions-in-me" not clicking that either.
― pplains, Monday, 13 July 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)
Finally! She pulled back her chair to get a better look at the minion who was so skillfully eating her out.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:32 (ten years ago)
No pplains click it. Do it.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:45 (ten years ago)
Yeah, that's the same thing Judas Priest said to those boys with the shotgun too.
― pplains, Monday, 13 July 2015 00:48 (ten years ago)
lool
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 00:53 (ten years ago)
The minions weren't very good at anything else, but damn, they could fuck.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:00 (ten years ago)
Welp I've never seen Despicable Me and now I probably never should.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:03 (ten years ago)
But she got further and further down, and there was no shaft to be found. Like the minions' bodies, their dicks were all head.
PPLAINS STAY STRONG
i clicked the link and now i hate all of u._.
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 13 July 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)
I clicked too, but just looked at the pictures.
― nickn, Monday, 13 July 2015 05:27 (ten years ago)
https://www.facebook.com/godhatestattoos
yessssssssssssssssss
― j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)
lol
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:48 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/YN3QB8y.jpg
good stuff
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)
If I don't get a tattoo, will my dog live forever?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)
Maybe it makes me a humorless bore but enough w the blurry Bill Cosby memes.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:48 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10501715_671198373025427_3453505475319956382_n.jpg?oh=7c930738722c6762e66ef86cbe329201&oe=561AB50D
Extra points for being shared by an older, and very kind person who doesn't know what Britain First is
― cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:45 (ten years ago)
i wd downground anybody pro conducting involuntary medical research on human beings from "very" kind
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)
Well you know, irl kind but then sometimes puts stuff like this
― cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:12 (ten years ago)
could've sworn i typed "downgrade"
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:13 (ten years ago)
Downground works though
― cardamon, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 23:24 (ten years ago)
ground pound
― cat-haver (silby), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 03:18 (ten years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11709492_1008723565826885_6211217541913814307_n.jpg?oh=c9aba12ad0310ed41ad9e0c8529bb21d&oe=560F5C59
what
― computer champion (harbl), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:36 (ten years ago)
now be grown
GET OLDER
chasing liquor with WHAT?
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:38 (ten years ago)
most of all you should totally let some lamer sharing shitty memes on social media judge you
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:52 (ten years ago)
"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:56 (ten years ago)
i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)
Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:57 (ten years ago)
some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:58 (ten years ago)
yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.
Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 11:59 (ten years ago)