Coffee

tbh a complete 0

Daaaaaamn instant coffee!

only thing i have at home, i do enough cleaning and shit

ie as little as possible

I drink instant coffee! I like it.

Dropped my espresso machine to a claimed 198F and suddenly shit is right in my ballpark taste-wise, I thought 200F was basically the minimum. Oops.

If you like instant coffee + milk, cold brew + hemp milk is the shit.

._.

Hemp milk is the worst thing I have ever put in coffee. Rendered it undrinkable!

it's super gross

For all of my insufferable pedantry, I have been known to enjoy a cold Nescafe frappe and willprobably do it again. Hot instant just makes me sad.

Nescafé, we'll have a good time
Nescafé, leave your worries behind

Drinking Nescafé right now aamof

barbarians itt

at the gates of the coffeeshop

Hey I'm here about to drink a "Mayan Mocha" which chocolate, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, and agave so you know, I'm complex (and I like sweet, milky coffee).

Oh man I think I should keep track of how many people come in here wearing Grateful Dead shirts. So far: 2

Not a Dead shirt but a woman just came in carrying a backpack covered in a scattered pattern of George Costanza's head.

oh man peet's had a mayan mocha for a while & it was pretty good

I had to leave that place because the wifi was so horrible it kept kicking me out every five minutes and I'm trying to get some work done so I can go home and hang out with my awesome family. Now I'm at this ridiculous State Farm owned cafe drinking a tea called "Summer Romance" because nothing embarrasses me anymore, apparently.

por ejemplo, the last slug of my mayan mocha was all delicious peppery chocolatey sludge and it left a joker-smile of chocolate curling up from the left side of my mouth and I didn't notice until I walked two blocks and rode a train and a bus and went to the bathroom here. I noticed people looking at me but I thought I was just looking particularly fly today (I am, at least once I wiped the dark brown smear off the side of my face).

I just drank a fucking coffee

Not a Dead shirt but a woman just came in carrying a backpack covered in a scattered pattern of George Costanza's head.

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, July 3, 2015 11:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

making more cold press :)

God bless

http://o-mighty.com/images/Products/Screen%20Shot%202014-11-05%20at%209.58.28%20PM.jpg

...drinking a tea called "Summer Romance" because nothing embarrasses me anymore, apparently.

― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, July 3, 2015 9:59 AM

Also lmao

forgot to make more cold press drinking hot cof

yesterday i spilled my iced coffee all over my car on the way to a conference

i had barely drank it before it spilled so i had to stop at "starbies" and buy another one, "cold brew" it was garbage tbh, mine was way better

i managed to spill that one too though

i have typically been a hot coffee only drinker but i have been making my moka pot cup extra strong and letting it cool off for maybe 20 minutes and then pouring it over a bunch of ice, it is coming out really tasty tbqf i am very happy with it during the summer right now

so i had to stop at "starbies" and buy another one

priorities locked down real solid

"well i'll tell ya you know i need my morning coffee"

dont even try to talk to me before ive had my cof ;)

Sounds like marcos needs his coffee before he has his coffee hahahahahaha wooooooo

just a lil' cof to get him through until his cof is ready

Every day I wake up
And I make my pot of coffee
Spend the rest of the day
Waiting for it to wear off

gotta get that bean juice amirite

*kills self*

mmm bean juice

marcos have you considered not spilling yr coffee y/n?

too young for seapunk (Moodles)
Posted: July 17, 2015 at 9:37:02 AM
Every day I wake up
And I make my pot of coffee
Spend the rest of the day
Waiting for it to wear off

try martinis my recommendation 😜

slippery slope imo

lubricated slope :P

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl)
Posted: July 17, 2015 at 10:01:28 AM
gotta get that bean juice amirite

*kills self*

haha sounds like someone needs a QUADRUPLE latte

who wants to school me on coffee beans?

marcos have you considered not spilling yr coffee y/n?

― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, July 17, 2015 12:41 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only little tbh, i stubbornly wanted to keep the iced coffee in a jar rather than a cup that would work with my car's cupholder

xpost lamp apparently i am unqualified to school u on beans bcz i buy ~dark roast~

i'll defer to my esteemed colleagues itt

*fart noise*

marcos marcos marcos

what are we gonna do with u

feed him cof

hey marcos I got u a thing

http://images.zgallerie.com/is/image/ZGallerie/hero/rise-and-shine-sippy-cup-182050983.jpg

lol burn

but who is gonna school Lamp on coffee beans