rip... ped in half by a robot
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
lagoon that's horrible; also, lol
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link
figure thats how were all gonna go
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 July 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
i clicked through from this tweet and was kind of shocked by the disparity between retweets and people actually doing something to help. i understand that not everyone has money to donate and maybe it's right to be suspicious of people asking for cash on the internet and everything, but i dunno, this sort of thing makes me feel that twitter is mostly just about people fronting:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/dornella.jpg
― feargal czukay (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
should say that i recognise that is much more to that tweet than just asking for assistance obv - injustice, violence and social inequality in a nutshell
― feargal czukay (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
sorry, this was a dumb example to use to make a point about the shittiness of social media
― feargal czukay (NickB), Thursday, 2 July 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
i've had my first experience of a tweet being widely retweeted, shit is wild
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link
let me have some of your twitter money that you get
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link
link?
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
i can pay you in furries and eggs
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
i can't believe yr wasp butt tweet went that big
― 龜, Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/patron_sailor/status/616235140822511616
rated nsfw for mild butt content
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
thats really impressive, ive been having a lot of trouble pushing insect-based statue butt tweets to go viral, do u think because its just bees in a plaster cast of my actual ass
― not a garbageman, i am garbage, man (m bison), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link
lol niice
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link
am I a humor twitter noob for enjoying Andy Richter?
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 July 2015 21:36 (eight years ago) link
No he's great.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link
ya hes funny
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link
http://foreignpolicy.com/2015/07/08/fbi-director-for-would-be-terrorists-twitter-is-the-devil-on-their-shoulder/
FBI Director James Comey accused Twitter of being the main conduit for Islamic State recruitment on Wednesday and said the social media site amounted to the “devil on their shoulder” for extremist sympathizers around the world.“ISIL is reaching out, primarily through Twitter, to about 21,000 English-language followers,” Comey told the Senate Judiciary Committee, using an acronym for the extremist group. “It buzzes in their pocket … a device, almost a devil on their shoulder, all day long saying, ‘Kill, kill, kill, kill.’”
“ISIL is reaching out, primarily through Twitter, to about 21,000 English-language followers,” Comey told the Senate Judiciary Committee, using an acronym for the extremist group. “It buzzes in their pocket … a device, almost a devil on their shoulder, all day long saying, ‘Kill, kill, kill, kill.’”
― Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
i can confirm this
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link
seconded
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link
“It buzzes in their pocket … a device, almost a devil on their shoulder, all day long saying, ‘Kill, kill, kill, kill.’”
That is some straight up reefer madness talk right there.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link
shd i change my ringtone
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:04 (eight years ago) link
all day long lag∞n is a devil on my shoulder saying 'wow, rude'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
― pplains, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 10:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i dunno man, honestly, twitter can be pretty powerfully at drawing you further into whatever passing interests you might have on a daily basis and making your opinions about various issues stronger and more vehement. i can totally see that working the same way if your interests are a little more, ahem, fringe.
― some dude, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:12 (eight years ago) link
― mookieproof, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 10:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
uh angel hello? rude
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:17 (eight years ago) link
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 July 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
keep seeing these angels, telling me what to do. and these devils, pulling me down.
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:50 (eight years ago) link
and I thought, what if these angels are really the demons
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
thats some fucked up trippy shit man
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link
There has to be a benefit to morons giving away locations and operational details that outweighs the need to shut them down, surely?
I can't think of any reason Twitter would continue to host known ISIS accounts other than governments not wanting them to switch to WhatsApp.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link
theyve shut down thousands of accounts, u can just get a new one
― lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oKhUl2W.jpg
"Just wrote a great tweet, but then I deleted it. Allahu Akbar!"
― pplains, Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:21 (eight years ago) link
xp, you're right - it looks like they started doing this properly a few months ago having let them get on with it before then.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Thursday, 9 July 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
is this a glitch or did everyone stop tweeting and delete all the tweets
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKVLYRlWIAA2eAZ.png
― flopson, Monday, 20 July 2015 04:32 (eight years ago) link
same here
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 20 July 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
distributed systems lols
― cat-haver (silby), Monday, 20 July 2015 05:06 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/OfficialKeanu
― D-30 (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
lol
― drash, Thursday, 23 July 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link
ah shit it was only two tweets when I posted it
― D-30 (gr8080), Thursday, 23 July 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link
twitter is good
have u heard abt this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 23 July 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKofYUpUAAAAQck.png
― flopson, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKofq15UkAEXTzq.png
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:50 (eight years ago) link
i love leyawn
― 龜, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link
he is one of my faves, for sure
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link
my balls/penis/taint area again and again
new user name
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 23 July 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
thats fucking lovely
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 July 2015 05:05 (eight years ago) link
posted in "Science and Health"?
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 July 2015 06:36 (eight years ago) link
leon @leyawn 17h17 hours agonut sack are you okare you ok nut sackyou've been hit byyou've been struck bya clock pendulum
― ciderpress, Friday, 24 July 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link
― flopson, Friday, 24 July 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link
"only my berries were struck, and not my twig" has been gonging around in my head since last night
― 龜, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:07 (eight years ago) link