confidentially, dude who runs the amazon reviews acct is a touchy dingus
― goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)
ooh what did you do
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/balladreview/status/616305962169688065
there was a last tweet, now deleted, that said something like "it gets old hearing that same joke every day for 250 days"
― goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:34 (ten years ago)
pray 4 him
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:36 (ten years ago)
oh shit ive always wondered who @balladreview is
― gr8080, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 19:23 (ten years ago)
same
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 9 July 2015 05:12 (ten years ago)
http://thefederalist.com/2015/07/24/this-week-in-weird-twitter-volume-10/
http://i.imgur.com/j75vIc8.png
― goole, Friday, 24 July 2015 20:48 (ten years ago)
everything about that link is contemptible but imagine being that guy compiling that and thinking your lil quips before each tweet were making it more enjoyable to read
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Friday, 24 July 2015 21:28 (ten years ago)
idgi why is a republican site compiling list of jokey tweets and calling them weird twitter nothing abt this makes sense
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 July 2015 21:34 (ten years ago)
http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Rich-Cromwell-color-2.jpg
― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Saturday, 25 July 2015 09:51 (ten years ago)
i enjoy the idea that thefederalist.com is some kind of wyrd twitter art project
― dead (Lamp), Saturday, 25 July 2015 15:00 (ten years ago)
can someone help me?
there was an article a year or two ago speculating that a lot of seemingly weird/nonsense/bot twitter accounts might be spies communicating via secret code?
i cant find it
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:28 (ten years ago)
i know exactly what you're talking about
― 龜, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)
yeah
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
http://www.theawl.com/2013/03/spy-twitter-is-weird-twitte
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:50 (ten years ago)
now that i read that i don't think it's exactly what you're talking about, i remember that too tho
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/LaKZWYC.png
― lag∞n, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)
http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)
the savagery here, lol
https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/649289819483471873
― goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/09/troll-defends-edward-scissorhands-on-hln.html
― flopson, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)
Unfortunately, her staff did not book John Hendren (@johnhendren), the Al Jazeera journalist, but rather Jon Hendren (@fart), comedian and troll.
Ahhh, I was wondering why he was booked in the first place.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 23:49 (ten years ago)
oop
― lag∞n, Thursday, 1 October 2015 00:26 (ten years ago)
omg yes
― balls, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:08 (ten years ago)
Comedian or troll: TS
― rap is dad (it's a boy!), Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:22 (ten years ago)
an american hero
― flappy bird, Thursday, 1 October 2015 02:39 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/walthaas26
― goole, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:59 (ten years ago)
another weird twitter celeb gets a book deal
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 22 January 2016 08:27 (ten years ago)
Gerry Adams' twitter feed is one of my favourite things about the internet
― Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 January 2016 17:27 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/wifeleftmebot
― goole, Friday, 22 January 2016 20:31 (ten years ago)
idk why this makes me more mad than the nomral tweet stealing that happens on the twitter
http://i.imgur.com/VCIAMys.png
http://i.imgur.com/WeFlbPc.png
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 01:10 (ten years ago)
a heinous act of butchery, failing to grasp a joke yr stealing is unforgivable
― ogmor, Sunday, 28 February 2016 17:39 (ten years ago)
if ur gonna steal a joke just steal it dont steal it and ruin it thats disrespectful
― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 February 2016 18:41 (ten years ago)
I confess that i steal lagoons retweets
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)
rude
― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:26 (ten years ago)
i agree its better phrased but what's there to get in the og tweet beside overliteral interpretation of 'outside of a dog' that the joke butcher doesn't grasp?
― flopson, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:48 (ten years ago)
Connection between book and knowledge
― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:10 (ten years ago)
ty
― flopson, Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:21 (ten years ago)
the utilitylimb tweet is itself a riff on an old groucho marx line ("inside of a dog, it's too dark to read") but takes it to a surreal conclusion; the stolen version just poorly imitates the surface style without understanding why its effective
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:25 (ten years ago)
I didn't know that groucho line but obviously I love it. this joke is clearly awaiting further iterations and developments but MILTRON doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job
― ogmor, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 16:42 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:25 (ten years ago)
(possibly terrible)
― goole, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:32 (ten years ago)
cld be a poor idea
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:35 (ten years ago)
the tshirt line makes me think its a joke
― extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 4 March 2016 18:39 (ten years ago)
uh oh
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:41 (ten years ago)
cof cof cof gimme it
― extremely online (Lamp), Friday, 4 March 2016 18:43 (ten years ago)
wt should get into marketing
― flopson, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)
i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:44 (ten years ago)
I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton
― tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:56 (ten years ago)
Brian, Exeter
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 March 2016 18:58 (ten years ago)