Coffee

one of the two types of coffee beans

Picking on me makes your received hipster coffee wisdom true. I will notify the rest of the world.

truth is a mysterious force

if we could only cap this episode with a joke we could call it a brewhaha

a map of chile walks into a bar

bartender says "Why the long space?"

coffee thread getting heated

*hi five*

*freeze frame*

*scene*

drinking my nice cold brew :)

My fully caffeinated coffee seems to have had no effect on me, except maybe to keep me from passing out face first into my keyboard from exhaustion.

wow lag8n sounds like y've rly ~chilled out~ B-)

heck yea bud

ice_crema

been into iced shots-in-dark. the flavor is like.. lol fuck the flavor bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt

those first few straw-pulls dear lord

put shots in coffee, not in the ilx coffee thread!

There was a request for my mediation. Let's just say I love coffee, and caffeine as well. Dark roast 100% arabica Chemex paper filtered, but otherwise I'm perfectly content with mass market preground coffee.

find it weird that coffee is so healthy

There were two main reason coffee was associated with health harms for much of the 20th century. Coffee drinking was highly correlated with cigarette smoking, and many earlier studies didn't correct for this. And before the 70s (Mr. Coffee: 1972), most coffee was brewed by percolator, French press, or otherwise unfiltered, leaving the cholesterol raising cafestol and kahweol. Paper filters largely remove these diterpenes, but still let through the roasting produced melanoidins that appear to account for most of the non-caffeine benefits.

Its a plant extract with lots of hormetins (mild toxins that induce overall protective effects). Much like broccoli or tea.

I really don't care about (and usually can't detect) "quality" coffee. I just want to stay awake.

Ive never really used coffee that way but I do like the taste and ritual tbh

And I just dig the taste -- the ritual thing I don't really understand.

brb gonna ctrl-f the dawkins threads for 'three word username'

Damn, son, that was the harshest attack yet.

Coffee is only good for making tiramisu.

Shut your mouthy!

I remember a few years back when chess was an exhibition sport at the Olympics - 2000? - and they made a big deal that the players still had to subject themselves to drug testing. Everyone was all lol but articles made a point of explaining just how much of an advantage caffeine conveyed.

I wonder how many chess players historically have been on other stimulants

Maybe the story was that they were testing for caffeine, specifically? Don't remember, was 15 years ago.

Coffee is only good for making tiramisu.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, July 2, 2015 9:42 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

who is this garbage poster

j/k scik you are quality i just have a mild disagreement here

i love the ritual, flavor, and effects of coffee

Everyone was all lol but articles made a point of explaining just how much of an advantage caffeine conveyed.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, July 2, 2015 10:02 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

prob the most studied and confirmed performance enhancing drug in all athletics

shit, i'm gonna neck 2 cups before each cricket match for the rest of the season

important theory what do you think: cavs lost the nba finals because michael dellavedova broke his pregame/halftime ritual of getting a cup of coffee

lol matthew dellvedova not michael

nootropics are gonna be necessary when we switch to 3d chess as standard

marcos, most definitely

"a mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems"

baout to throw a wrench in yr works y'all

just warmed up some milk real good, added INSTANT COFFEE that a friend left over + some sugar, it tasted like coffee ice cream and was fucking delicious

*boom*

you motherfucker

not sorry

*hair flip emoji*

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I stand with Stevie. #yourowncoffee

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New sheriff in coffeetown.

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http://www.coffeecountytn.org/departments/public_safety/sheriff/

lmao stevie

i was raised on instant coffee, i aint mad boo

stevie on scale of 0 to 5, how high were u when this happened

important info imo

tbh a complete 0

Daaaaaamn instant coffee!