taking bets on how long it'll take before TWU starts waxing eloquent about robusta beans
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:53 (eleven years ago)
fresh vegetable mania is silly marketing bullshit
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:53 (eleven years ago)
"You might enjoy mosel valley wines". Yeah, people who know wine are always saying that.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:55 (eleven years ago)
Bring your own coffee if you ever find yourself in Italy, 龜.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 15:57 (eleven years ago)
lol nobody itt is saying robusta beans are bad we're just saying your constant coffee iconoclasm is tiring to read you're such a petty lil squirt lol
― 龜, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:00 (eleven years ago)
And you are an unpleasant little fuckhead with no substance to anything you ever post. I like how anything outside of the collective wisdom of 10 years of American coffee geekery is iconoclasm.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:02 (eleven years ago)
lol Chinese symbol is an all-time poster and guy imo what a ridiculous flare up
― irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)
one character username, lots of character embodied imo
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:14 (eleven years ago)
No, you're right, I was completely out of line. Only the in crowd can make nasty out of the blue personal attacks. I forget that sometimes.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)
sounds like someones had a lil too much... coffee
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)
it's easy to be in the in crowd man, you just gotta tantrum less srsly give it a shot I think you could make it ok
― irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:21 (eleven years ago)
"your constant coffee iconoclasm is tiring to read you're such a petty lil squirt lol"
Finding that insulting and shooting back is a total tantrum. Yup.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)
it's kinda a question of general abrasion tho maybe idk I don't want to get into a review the poster audit its a Wednesday afternoon and I'm overwarm
― irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)
missed the line before when he was like, hey man, we're not harshin xp
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)
you know whats harsh... robusta beans!
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:27 (eleven years ago)
one of the two types of coffee beans
Picking on me makes your received hipster coffee wisdom true. I will notify the rest of the world.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:34 (eleven years ago)
truth is a mysterious force
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)
if we could only cap this episode with a joke we could call it a brewhaha
― irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:50 (eleven years ago)
a map of chile walks into a bar
bartender says "Why the long space?"
― brownie, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 16:51 (eleven years ago)
coffee thread getting heated
*hi five*
*freeze frame*
*scene*
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:35 (eleven years ago)
drinking my nice cold brew :)
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:46 (eleven years ago)
My fully caffeinated coffee seems to have had no effect on me, except maybe to keep me from passing out face first into my keyboard from exhaustion.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:57 (eleven years ago)
wow lag8n sounds like y've rly ~chilled out~ B-)
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)
heck yea bud
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)
ice_crema
― irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:32 (eleven years ago)
been into iced shots-in-dark. the flavor is like.. lol fuck the flavor bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:38 (eleven years ago)
those first few straw-pulls dear lord
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:39 (eleven years ago)
put shots in coffee, not in the ilx coffee thread!
― e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:41 (eleven years ago)
There was a request for my mediation. Let's just say I love coffee, and caffeine as well. Dark roast 100% arabica Chemex paper filtered, but otherwise I'm perfectly content with mass market preground coffee.
― We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 20:59 (eleven years ago)
find it weird that coffee is so healthy
― rahrah avis (imago), Thursday, 2 July 2015 01:16 (eleven years ago)
There were two main reason coffee was associated with health harms for much of the 20th century. Coffee drinking was highly correlated with cigarette smoking, and many earlier studies didn't correct for this. And before the 70s (Mr. Coffee: 1972), most coffee was brewed by percolator, French press, or otherwise unfiltered, leaving the cholesterol raising cafestol and kahweol. Paper filters largely remove these diterpenes, but still let through the roasting produced melanoidins that appear to account for most of the non-caffeine benefits.
Its a plant extract with lots of hormetins (mild toxins that induce overall protective effects). Much like broccoli or tea.
― We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 2 July 2015 10:51 (eleven years ago)
I really don't care about (and usually can't detect) "quality" coffee. I just want to stay awake.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 July 2015 10:53 (eleven years ago)
Ive never really used coffee that way but I do like the taste and ritual tbh
― irl lol (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 July 2015 11:54 (eleven years ago)
And I just dig the taste -- the ritual thing I don't really understand.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 2 July 2015 12:59 (eleven years ago)
brb gonna ctrl-f the dawkins threads for 'three word username'
― rahrah avis (imago), Thursday, 2 July 2015 13:22 (eleven years ago)
Damn, son, that was the harshest attack yet.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 2 July 2015 13:36 (eleven years ago)
Coffee is only good for making tiramisu.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 2 July 2015 13:42 (eleven years ago)
Shut your mouthy!
― Jeff, Thursday, 2 July 2015 13:47 (eleven years ago)
I remember a few years back when chess was an exhibition sport at the Olympics - 2000? - and they made a big deal that the players still had to subject themselves to drug testing. Everyone was all lol but articles made a point of explaining just how much of an advantage caffeine conveyed.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:02 (eleven years ago)
I wonder how many chess players historically have been on other stimulants
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:05 (eleven years ago)
Maybe the story was that they were testing for caffeine, specifically? Don't remember, was 15 years ago.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:07 (eleven years ago)
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, July 2, 2015 9:42 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
who is this garbage poster
j/k scik you are quality i just have a mild disagreement here
― marcos, Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:09 (eleven years ago)
i love the ritual, flavor, and effects of coffee
Everyone was all lol but articles made a point of explaining just how much of an advantage caffeine conveyed.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, July 2, 2015 10:02 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
prob the most studied and confirmed performance enhancing drug in all athletics
― lag∞n, Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:22 (eleven years ago)
shit, i'm gonna neck 2 cups before each cricket match for the rest of the season
― rahrah avis (imago), Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:25 (eleven years ago)
important theory what do you think: cavs lost the nba finals because michael dellavedova broke his pregame/halftime ritual of getting a cup of coffee
― marcos, Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:26 (eleven years ago)
lol matthew dellvedova not michael
nootropics are gonna be necessary when we switch to 3d chess as standard
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:36 (eleven years ago)
marcos, most definitely
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 2 July 2015 14:37 (eleven years ago)