a clown car full of millionaires: the 2016 presidential primary thread

maybe he does instant-runoff voting all by his lonesome

will Christie be indicted before January, y or n?

really need one of those Bill Safire "Nixon analyzes the race from the afterlife" columns now, alas.

ok wait. seriously, christie is running?

it's like every time i say oh there's no way he'll run now, that guy runs anyway.

you're up, sarah.

Well, Christie is waddling, actually...

http://youtu.be/_K0sRkvX4KE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=49&v=_K0sRkvX4KE

YouTube parsing code could use an update, I think...

wtf is that

I think my brain just exploded.

constitutionally incapable of presenting himself as anything but a smarmy jagoff. he's a human cringe. unreal.

Trumpinatas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06ziDffd7lE

Would have Mimomasas with Graham... go antiquing. Guy probably has a great eye for Colonial period.
then he'd say stuff like, "I value culture, but these Arabs just want to burn it all down. Its more sad than anything else."

People who make fat jokes about Christie instead of jokes about all the shit he deserves jokes about can go fuck themselves.

probably easier than fucking Christie.............................................. because he's fat

so Jerrold Nadler is not funny bcz he's a liberal Democrat.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIxmR1pWsAAddCg.png

aw :(

loooool

stinkball '16

stinky balls

The governor’s standing in New Jersey has fallen so far that a poll last week showed his approval rating lower than that of Jon S. Corzine, the unpopular Democrat he unseated and still uses as a punching bag. Most voters dislike “everything about him,” the same survey found of Mr. Christie.

lmao

http://i.imgur.com/6iV5ahS.jpg

I met a guy who really liked Christie. He was on the New Jersey Casino Commission.

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What is the relevance of Jerrold Nadler to this thread, exactly?

he is/was large, and no one makes fat jokes about him.

(btw he is my rep and i vote for him)

oof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE

http://i.imgur.com/kiLfinD.gif

ted "chameleon" cruz

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I expect some political consultant told cruz that nixon appeared on laugh-in and that this softened and humanized his image as an uptight asshole, therefore cruz should try to get on the simpsons to do the same for his image

comedy has gone too far. the line must be drawn here

@TPM BuzzFeed's Ben Smith says Ted Cruz "approaches going viral like it's his job"

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it kind of is his job

That's kinda like the radio show host I used to work with saying I was so good at finding stuff off the 'net, I "could do it all day one-handed."

I expect some political consultant told cruz that nixon appeared on laugh-in

I thought of this, and also Palin on SNL. Nixon's pretty good for the duration of his epic six seconds. Palin was awful, though the stuff going on around her was funny (that hip-hop thing Amy Poehler did).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRZvlZZ0DY

Ted Cruz, a one-handed viral

haha – I was gonna say that Nixon was awful in those six seconds, someone telegraphing funny instead of being funny, and in true Nixonian fashion he probably rehearsed for days covered in flop sweat.

I love the little blink at the end..."Whatever you do, don't look shifty-eyed--blink if you have to."

Palin was presumably on SNL as damage control after that amazing (and viral) Pohler/Fay sketch.

*Poehler

Yes--she seemed to want to convey the idea that she was a big fan of Fay's impression. Which wasn't believable for a second. I'm sure she hated it, and hated Fay. As she should have--there wasn't a trace of affection in that impression, just loathing and ridicule.

Tina Fey

Best thing about Palin's SNL appearance was Baldwin saying "Oh, hey, Tina" to the real Sarah.

Most voters dislike “everything about him,” the same survey found of Mr. Christie.

this was actually an option in the poll? ouch.

Trump seems to have created some business problems for himself by running for Prez

LOL never heard the real "Sock it to ME??" wow what a terrible line reading.

81 things Huckabee has denounced

18.) The actress Jamie Lynn Spears, for being pregnant and unmarried. "why because she look intersting" (2007).

"I just can't picture Jesus going into a restroom with a magic marker and writing his name all over the walls."