Minnesota/Minnesotans C or D

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http://www.estatesales.net/MN/Maple-Plain/55359/899382

woah

TEENAGERS ARE HANGING OUT IN TREES

http://www.minnpost.com/arts-culture/2015/07/summer-city-invasion-teenage-tree-people?utm_content=buffer69901&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

i don't believe a word

omg i love this

KEEP ON 'MOCKIN' IN THE FREE WORLD

Summertime and the livin’ is easy in South Minneapolis, where many of the teens have been practicing the fine art of hammocking – or 'mocking, as the kids say – since early spring. At all times of day and night, bat kids in their portable vinyl caves can be seen hanging amid the tall pines of Lake Harriet’s Rose and Peace Gardens, among other favorite hangs.

“Hang.” That, along with “chill” and “relax,” is the word used most by the ‘mockers to describe their attraction to the non-activity of whiling away hours in the trees, talking with their friends, and listening to music, the birds, water fountains, and rain. Because of easy bike access to a multitude of nearby lakes, creeks, and the Mississippi River, Minneapolis is particularly fertile ground for a full-on ‘mocking craze, and right on cue, area sporting goods stores tell Minnpost they can’t keep hammocks in stock this summer.

i miss mpls rn :(

WHAT

hang, relax, & chill

“It’s chill vibes here, and a good place to come to be one with nature. It’s good to be so high,” said Richards. “It’s like an activity, but we’re not doing anything,” said Bayer. “At first I saw people doing it by the lake, and I wondered what that was, but now it’s just go with the flow,” said Sanders. “Like, if my friend gets one, I’m gonna try and get one. If I see him on a ‘mock, I want a ‘mock, and someone sees me with a ‘mock, they want a ‘mock. It’s a great wave in the city. We’re teenagers. Instead of rotting our brains inside, we’re outside. Chill vibe.”

full disclosure: i have a 'mock and it is v v chill

<3

It’s good to be so high
uh huh

haha there is a certain....subtext to the article

It kind of gives you a sense of thinking, ‘Wow, these trees are here.’

otm

there is pure rest in the forest
there are teens up in the trees

lol

#'mocklyfe

Is this trend the healthgoth update of goths up trees? http://gothsuptrees.net

haha i'm not sure i've seen a health goth in mpls.......yet

http://www.minnpost.com/twin-cities-business/2015/07/what-arrival-amazon-means-minnesota-retailers?utm_content=bufferb5dfe&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

hm. : /

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/07/13/travel/where-to-go-in-the-north-loop-of-minneapolis.html?smid=tw-nytimestravel&_r=0

lol

what can one do but sigh

Oh shit, I know her

it's nice that condo dwellers are taking up a craft of some kind tho

http://i1.nyt.com/images/2015/07/19/travel/19SURFACING3/19SURFACING3-jumbo.jpg

seems to involve boards

And being total pigs.

bachelor farmer was tasty, i liked it

Ditto S&S.

Oh shit, I know her

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, July 20, 2015 3:22 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao i do (did; school, way back) too

I just ate at bachelor farmer this weekend for anniversary w/GF. I'd never been there before and it was delicious. Also, RT Rybak held the door for us, for real! so what is lol

https://t.co/prSqQupVrR

survey by the saint paul pd about use of body cams

lots of questions around preferences for privacy of footage, who has a say over waiving it and when

http://www.theonion.com/article/local-swingers-not-going-drive-out-goddamn-oakdale-50900

goddamit betty

https://twitter.com/MinnPost/status/626423221911453696

so dumb

Three tweets I wrote this morning:

https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626382779995926528
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626383959673286656
https://twitter.com/djperry1973/status/626384616740425728

ppl be vindictive as fuck about that lion

@djperry1973 otm

mcollum has always been kind of an unremarkable hack imo. i'm open to evidence otherwise but that is how i feel.

lots of upscale urban liberal hot button stuff but not much in the way of anything else that i've seen? not like i pay super close attn tho

the last thing i remember is during the '12 election cycle when her big issue was a move to shame the army out of spending $x million advertising/sponsoring a nascar team

Ugh, this lion is the biggest story in local media here since Adrian Peterson. I am already so over it.

i can't imagine trying to move 1 pixel to shame this asshole, let alone go to his office with a mean note, christ

then again i can't imagine having a lion in my sights and not wanting to let him keep living

that depends entirely on if the lion is about to eat my face; I can imagine not wanting him to keep living in that specific scenario, much like I can imagine wanting to kill a shark if it's trying to gnaw on me

I go out of my way to kill hornets because fuck hornets, but that's pretty much where I draw the line.

Fuck Hornets is touring with Fuck Buttons later this year, right

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2015/aug/04/insiders-cultural-guide-minneapolis-band

Collegiate girls often wear Northface jackets, leggings, yoga pants, Columbia Sportswear. Some have a crust punk, Diablo Cody-esque look: asymmetrical haircuts, septum piercings, bandanas worn around the neck for no real reason, ripped jorts, etc. If you go downtown, you’ll see a lot of suits. On the West Bank, where Somalis live — Minneapolis has one of the largest Somali populations in the diaspora— a lot of the young women wear outfits purchased at the local Somali mall and mocked in various #StarterKit memes on Twitter. There’s no uniform but everyone looks comfortable.

in case you forgot what an understatement was like

http://www.bemidjipioneer.com/columns/3815082-marilyn-heltzer-dont-try-any-language-unless-you-are-very-fluent

i have no idea what this is supposed to be about

Maybe it's a recycled Prairie Home Companion monologue?

powerful