List conspiracy theories here.

i want to believe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE4e-Fp1UZE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtzSoWghM-E

Bohemian Grove campout is this week:
http://www.pressdemocrat.com/news/4205786-181/campout-of-wealthy-and-powerful?page=0

<3

my friend's Dad has been to Bohemian Grove. I wish i could be smuggled in

i just wanna see that owl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ULjJ3EqyY

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/3d-model-just-proved-authenticity-controversial-photo-jfks-assassin-180956991

From the moment John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas on November 22, 1963, conspiracy theorists and skeptics have dissected the events of that fateful day. Now, 3D modeling has resolved a longstanding debate about an incriminating photo showing Kennedy’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, with a rifle in his backyard. According to these new results, the photo is authentic

http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/the-cia-the-death-of-bob-marley/44101

CIA murdered Bob Marley

With an assist from Danny Baker

(He denies it so it must be true: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2012-11-17/danny-baker-i-didnt-kill-bob-marley )

from FB

Look for the truth dont believe all the hype.... I know a lot of friends who are Muslim and would happily put my life in there hands.... ISIS is government funded terrorism nothing to do with religion or beliefs'....

followed by link to 1990 video of man talking about the Israeli Secret Intelligence Service.

JUst had the old walmart premises are now Fema camps theory said to me apparently seriously in the wake of people being sent to old walmart spaces as a result of hurricane Harvey.
Don't think i was familiar with the old theory before that.

That's not a conspiracy theory, that's good government. Would the taxpayers prefer the camps be built from scratch, on lands seized through eminent domain?

this one seems to have peaked already but i've been thinking a lot about the mandela effect, particularly because this berenstain bears thing freaked me out a bit

it's a fun rabbithole but idk if there's anything more to it than "difficult to spell last name spelled differently than you think"

Many people think the Queen song 'We Are the Champions' ends with the phrase, "We are the champions..... of the world." However, it may shock you to know that there is no 'of the world' at the end.

WHAT THE FUCK

oh it's not at the end it's in the middle, fuck you odysseyonline.com https://www.theodysseyonline.com/examples-mandela-effect-that-will-ruin-your-life

It ends with "of the world" here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPKlrRwJB8A

i remember noting the odd bears' spelling as a child. qed.

haha yeah that "...of the world" thing did legitimately freak me out for a while until I actually listened to the song. c'mon

like half that list is just "I bet you thought this word was spelled like THIS, but actually..."

"life was like a box of chocolates"?

i have a friend who's like a mandela effect truther and he swears it all has something to do with quantum computing and CERN

O_o

xp does he also believe CERN is responsible for things like trump's election, cubs winning world series, pats comeback in superbowl

From a Wall Street Journal article about the neo-Nazi rally in Poland last weekend: 'The Radical Camp’s followers argue, on their social-media accounts and in their literature, that the influx of Syrian refugees into Europe is part of a conspiracy driven by Jewish financiers, who are working with Communists in the European Union to bring Muslims into Europe, and with them, Shariah law and homosexuality.'

many people think chartreuse is close to maroon, and i did too when younger. i don't think this means we live in the matrix but it's fascinating to ponder how this misconception was propagated.

Like many people I got a little obsessed with the Mandela effect for a time, it's fascinating because of how stupid it is, in a way that feels very current somehow. I know a lot of conspiracy theories are dumb but here the stupid definitely outweighs the crazy, all these Reddit morons spinning wild theories about the ~strange phenomenon~ of... misremembering something

& like basically every single example is just a commonly misquoted line from a film

A cosmic reality-bending phenomenon that only ever affects garbage ephemera, it's perfect bathos

mandela effect is not current, it's evergreen because people really hate admitting they're wrong about something

mandela-effect youtubes abt jfk are like the kideodrome of csi

god these mandela effect things are so DUMB

ppl are morons, we are doomed

omg did u know chartreuse is not purple?
um yeah i did bcz there’s a terrible tasting liquor named after it that i drank in college and it’s fuckin GREEN the same color as allll of my puke that night

fuck off u stupid kids jfc

Seriously if it was ever Chic-fil-a everyone would have pronounced it sheek-fil-Ayy

otm

Is it ok if we talk about George HW Bush? Whats this think about paedophilia with young boys being taken from care homes to the white house, or similar?

It feels like every conspiracy theory ends up somewhere close to Bush I, and its not surprising. Reluctant to look into it too much (why does the right have such a fixation on this?!), esp with all the pizzagate palaver. Anyone got a primer?

who the fuck thought that Mandela died in 1983 !?

No paedophile conspiracy theory has ever amounted to anything iirc

XP morons

queen died over xmas, tories persuaded the palace to keep it quiet till after the article 50 announcement: election was called, they asked for an extension and the palace very reluctantly agreed

everything turned to shit, they are stuck with it -- the lookalike stand-in is getting fed, she's old and planned to retire properly

(i don't really understand why the palace is so willing to help theresa may out in this narrative, but there it is)

It feels like every conspiracy theory ends up somewhere close to [/s]Bush I[/s] the Clintons

fixed that for you.

xp reminds me the story of the ottoman sultan who died, and to avoid tumult while they got their fraught succession process in order, they propped his body up so he could be seen at a ceremony in topkapi palace and moved his arms like a puppet to quell rumours of his demise amongst the janissaries.

idk why we don't replace the queen with a robot tbh

'replace'

http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef011570f3ee36970b-pi

Must watch Kagemusha again.

From that list rip van wanko posted upthread:

The famous wienermobile can be seen rolling along in any major city, but something you may not have known about the famous hot dog company is that their name is actually spelled "Mayer."

THEIR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN FOR YEARS WAS SPELLING OUT THEIR NAME IN THEIR FUCKING COMMERCIALS.

maybe in *your* dimension

i hadn't heard about nibiru/planet x conspiracy until just now: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm

my baloney has a second name, it's c-h-e-m traillllls

Oscar Pistorius has at least one full leg

https://www.newstatesman.com/science-tech/internet/2016/12/movie-doesn-t-exist-and-redditors-who-think-it-does