why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.
I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.
I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:34 (eleven years ago)

i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Nhex, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)

Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.

Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:48 (eleven years ago)

that Floyd lyric is 60s tbf

Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 05:46 (eleven years ago)

kinda lol using led zep as example of gallantry and respect for women

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 June 2015 07:57 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/398490_349792411776767_856794458_n.jpg?oh=86ffd4057dba544cd0d9748adbe773ff&oe=55E8D358

like it's meant to be that a little girl gets lost in the woods

anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:04 (eleven years ago)

"Maybe not how you planned, but how theyre meant to be (bcz your parents very much intended to abandon you in this forest and leave for Brazil)"

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)

just a white guy with his trousers down thinkin baot things

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)

Is the whole saggy-pants thing even a thing any more anyway?

boat of boats (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)

It is. Only the thinnest wisp of boxer between you and their farts.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:30 (eleven years ago)

I don't get how the middle one even works.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)

SatireHeadlines.com is an ingenious and creative way to share photos at a time when social media trends are getting stale. Facebook becomes old and annoying quickly when newsfeeds deliver yet another picture of a cat playing with his toy. Share that picture with a quick-witted headline—Frisky the Feline Comes Clean About Catnip Addiction After Years of Sniffing Toy Mice: “I Inhaled”—and suddenly it’s a humorous post that will likely elicit some laughter, and hopefully encourage social media users to be inventive and have some fun while sharing their own photos.

there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:35 (eleven years ago)

^^ carefully crafted to reflect the humor-generating abilities of their target audience

Aimless, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)

dear GOD was that painful to read

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:12 (eleven years ago)

an ominous threat

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:09 (eleven years ago)

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thewire/images/f/f1/Photo_10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140916021414

'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:26 (eleven years ago)

date/stalk, whatever

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:29 (eleven years ago)

that's so gross and unnerving, esp the 3 3 3 3 smileys that i can't interpret

Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:58 (eleven years ago)

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-emperor.jpg

I see potential in you.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)

hi i think all people are commodities to be invested in and developed then marketed and turned into $$$

confessions of hellno (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:09 (eleven years ago)

elevator lady lady leverage me

drash, Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)

lol doc

Nhex, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)

http://i61.tinypic.com/dykjlu.png

LIKE if you love your family, SHARE if you hate your family

Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)

Wow, the developers of English sure put in some awesome Easter Eggs!!!11!!!!

Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:26 (eleven years ago)

coincidentally posted by a family member who stole from my dad when they worked together, lol

Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:28 (eleven years ago)

If you love stealing from your family post this as your status.

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)

death to aunts and uncles

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)

*puts kids up for adoption*

Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Sunday, 21 June 2015 10:11 (eleven years ago)

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/19396_1003029513063196_210661397120256073_n.jpg?oh=f64f3098e714f799629e58a2e9f10ada&oe=5625F737

Motivational posters... for airline cabin staff?

cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)

looks like a Metronorth train

Nhex, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:54 (eleven years ago)

Bestfriend

example (crüt), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:55 (eleven years ago)

Best way to source your rebellious acts is from subway posters.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:59 (eleven years ago)

Read that as "licking yourself"

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 June 2015 00:40 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theawl.com/2015/06/screaming-cornpops-who-are-tearing-apart-society

Tlon, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (silby), Thursday, 25 June 2015 19:01 (eleven years ago)

This thing:

http://cdn10.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/01.gif

Continues here...

Message itself is hard to disagree with. Who doesn't hate rich assholes? But there's something old-fashioned-propaganda-ish about the comic that I find kind of revolting. It's like they just updated some anti-semitic cartoon from the 20s and made the main character less Jewy.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 26 June 2015 11:02 (eleven years ago)

Are those supposed to be babies? They're both really fucking ugly babies.

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)

I kinda liked the cartoon... the style is done in a slightly depressing depression-era style though, admittedly, but it's pretty clear.

cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 26 June 2015 11:34 (eleven years ago)

feel like it mocks/patronizes/dehumanizes the people it's supposed to be "supporting"

2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 June 2015 12:32 (eleven years ago)

it's like 50 panels long...I don't think it "sums up" anything all that well

frogbs, Friday, 26 June 2015 12:36 (eleven years ago)

iirc ppl who deny importance of class privilege do so bcos they are evil and malign not bcos the argument hasn't been put in simple enough form 4 them

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 June 2015 17:05 (eleven years ago)

Are those supposed to be babies?

I thought they were both senior citizens tbh

Οὖτις, Friday, 26 June 2015 17:08 (eleven years ago)

it's a simple message, can't really complain about it; so painfully self-evident but we still routinely have conservative politicians using the bootstraps shit to get elected so....

Nhex, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:24 (eleven years ago)

Content by Toby

The Pencilsword: Walk this way
Some of us walk fast, some of us walk slow - what would happen if we all walked together, asks Toby Morris.

For Richard, for Paula
This time last week Toby Morris was nervous. He was putting the finishing touches on a comic he was working on, and wondering if he’d screwed it up.

The Pencilsword: On a plate
A short story about privilege. By Toby Morris.

The Pencilsword: Inequality Tower
How do we fix New Zealand's inequality, Toby Morris asks. Maybe by acknowledging it.

The Pencilsword: Flagpole blues
Toby Morris wades into the debate over New Zealand's flag.

The Pencilsword: Be here now
Toby Morris takes a moment to look up from his phone and check out the world around him.

The Pencilsword: Take a deep breath and dive in
Weightless, timeless, debtless. Maybe going for a swim is what we all need in 2015, says Toby Morris.

The Pencilsword: Revenge of the beach bod
Toby Morris has a confession to make.

The Pencilsword: Like, like, like, what?
Let's be honest - getting likes and retweets is an ego boost. But how does this affect the decisions we make?

Past, present, what-the-future?
Statistics that show us where we've come from and where we're at prompt some big questions about where we're headed next.

The Pencilsword: Lights, camera, action
Do it yourself. You don't need a guy in a shirt and tie to give you the ok, and you've probably already got the gear.

The Pencilsword: The most valuable vote in New Zealand
No matter who you are, or where you're from, all party votes are equal in this election.

Picturing the impacts of poverty
Addressing child poverty takes more than putting shoes on feet and food on tables.

Preaching to the converted
Social media makes it easy to confuse our friends' views with those of the rest of the world. Easy, and kind of dangerous.

o_0

soref, Friday, 26 June 2015 18:33 (eleven years ago)

i just like how this ends

http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Suggest-serving-size-meme-resizecrop--.jpg

NO BITCH!...

this is the serving size that I prefer

qualx, Saturday, 27 June 2015 04:47 (eleven years ago)

served

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 27 June 2015 06:31 (eleven years ago)

Lots of people posting this, just seems mean, depressing number of shouty men and hacks jokes

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2015/06/ask-el-james/

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 29 June 2015 21:49 (eleven years ago)


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