All of that stuff is pretty easy to fake if the props have been doctored ahead of time.
― Aimless, Sunday, 14 June 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
I prefer to think God is real and chose to show his majesty through swole dudes breaking objects
― Upright Mammal (mh), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link
^^^
― Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:49 (nine years ago) link
yep
http://www.badasscounseling.com/spiritual-counseling/
― JoeStork, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link
wow
― drash, Thursday, 9 July 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link
“My wife read Book 1 and 2 of ‘I Steal Wives’ and said I needed to read this book, because it’s the one book about us that I would actually like. She was right. She wanted us to counsel with Sven immediately. But I was still skeptical. She talked me into it.
I had a 3-hour phone session with Sven; her first session was a 2.5 -hour one. That weekend Carey and I talked more than we have talked in the last five years. Everything changed. I got my wife back. And all of a sudden we were communicating again and really diving into the deep end of the pool.
The next week, we both had a conference call with Sven. He challenged us more, called us both on our shit, and...I don’t even know what to call it. You just immediately trust him. You know he knows he shit. He’s a good guy, but he is tough, and that’s why he’s so good. He just looks inside of you.
We’re talking again. There’s not just hope for our marriage, but for a far better marriage than we’ve had in any of our 12 years of marriage. This went way beyond anything we could have imagined.”
— Kurt, 38, Beer Truck Driver, Boston
― goole, Thursday, 9 July 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
is this a clickhole offshoot??
"The word 'spiritual' has been stolen by the pussies of the world"
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link
pussies of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your vaginas
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6vPZYws.jpg
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link
#1 on imgur
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link
a quick turn there from #10 to #11
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:02 (nine years ago) link
"men" are trash
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link
Pretty much all of these things have in common the theme of clinging more tightly to what's left of the domain of *manhood* as it shrinks.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link
What the fuck is nodding up, are bros seriously going around showing the underside of their chin to dudes they know
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:10 (nine years ago) link
"these things" meaning guy code type memes in general.
Just three straight guys watching porn together, jerkin' it. Straight as hell.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link
NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE URINAL RULES, GRANDPA!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:13 (nine years ago) link
#10 covers the urinal rules
― brownie, Thursday, 3 September 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link
Oh #9 actually, missed that.
The college weekly I wrote/edited for once got a *humor* submission that was basically a long riff on #9, with diagrams. We decided to publish it, but with an editorial addendum about how the staff was so excited by the article that we all immediately rushed into the mens room to try it out and see if it was true.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
i remember a game circulating on graphics calculators around my high school that was basically a logic puzzle based on urinal rules
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
*graphing calculators
xxp was it the Rutg3rs R3v1ew???
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
lol yes
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
lots of death of bros here
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
grim stuff
We just sold drugs on our TI-82s.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link
what happens if your buddy dies while giving you a limp handshake during a threesome?
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
just put some porn on to make it less awkward for the 3 of you
― 1995 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link
well, 2 of you, at that point
― goole, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
does the playboy logo even mean anything to anyone in 2015
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
Ready to feel old? Millennials think this is some kind of app icon!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
lol
― go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:12 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You get to keep the console.
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link
You have to delete his saved games though
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 3 September 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
i more or less never use urinalsi will, under duress, piss in an alley or on a tree so i'm basically a hypocrite
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
(please observe the one tree buffer rule)
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 September 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link
what the fuck even is this
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html
― goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
i almost posted that earlier, but i stopped because i couldn't even figure out what the fuck it even was
― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:40 (eight years ago) link
i couldn't tell if he was trying to mock the idea of modern man or if he believed in it or if he was trying to be silly or what
the modern man will totally waste his time on this shit
― goole, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
the modern man shrugs
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link
nytimes trying to reach for that borowitz factor
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link
well this one seems right
26. The modern man cries. He cries often.
― j., Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link
the nytimes style section editors seem to have no oversight from other editorial areas, though
they're the same ones who ran the "will the apple watch give you cancer? maybe, but so do cigarettes and they are cool" article that cited Mercola
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link
Being a modern man sounds exhausting.
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
pretty sure that's a joke but who fuckin knows anymore
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
The modern man is like a super butler mixed with, I don't know, an asshole or something.
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 1 October 2015 03:31 (eight years ago) link
6. Before the modern man heads off to bed, he makes sure his spouse’s phone and his kids’ electronic devices are charging for the night.
Busted!
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link
tbf, i should start doing that
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link