MLB 2015 amateur draft has some dope ones to drop on you all:
Dansby SwansonCornelius RandolphPhilip PfeiferKade ScivicqueGabriel CancelKyle FunkhouserTucker TubbsTrey CabbageGrayson LongSkye Bolt
― Who M the best? (Will M.), Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:16 (eleven years ago)
^^^more
Earl Burl IIIScooter HightowerJagger RusconiKerby CamachoRayne SuppleBowden DerbyDalton GeekieBucket Goldby
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:24 (eleven years ago)
bucket?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:27 (eleven years ago)
Several of those belong in the abysmal real names thread.
― franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:21 (eleven years ago)
But they were stunned in Canada when Lady Andrade raced clear in the first half to fire under the goalkeeper.
― imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/FjimLex.png
― mick signals, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:02 (ten years ago)
Oh come on
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:03 (ten years ago)
That wedding we discovered online, took place on July 30, 2013, between himself and one Bambi Liu (now BamBrogan). According to a Forbes report yesterday, "the singular name came when the former Kevin Brogan decided last year to merge more than just lives with his new wife." Kevin Brogan, it turns out is quite the character.
― imago, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:07 (ten years ago)
flag post, obv
Whoops, I was looking for the Great Bro Names thread
― mick signals, Saturday, 13 June 2015 21:09 (ten years ago)
Lady Andrade
― ogmor, Thursday, 18 June 2015 08:52 (ten years ago)
6 posts previous m8 ;)
― imago, Thursday, 18 June 2015 12:01 (ten years ago)
fair enough though, it is the best name of the wwc
― imago, Thursday, 18 June 2015 12:02 (ten years ago)
Noah's Ark Mitchell
― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:41 (ten years ago)
Waffles Pi Natusch
― in an awkward manor (doo dah), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 14:57 (ten years ago)
Eddie McDoom
― Plasmon, Thursday, 16 July 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)
NA0mi C1ench
― transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 14:45 (ten years ago)
Honest Ndlovu
― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 30 July 2015 08:07 (ten years ago)
he's just being honest
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 July 2015 14:17 (ten years ago)
Urban Shocker
― in an awkward manor (doo dah), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:01 (ten years ago)
Goodfriend Magruder
― 1staethyr, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:00 (ten years ago)
Meta Forkel-Liebeskind
I kind of want to change my name to Metaphorical Lovechild but I think this reference may be a tad obscure.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:06 (ten years ago)
I looked at the Wiki bio on Urban Shocker and just assumed from his photo he was about 60, not 20-30 whatever he was in that photo.
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:34 (ten years ago)
thank you for new dn
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2015 04:30 (ten years ago)
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/14/theater/biff-liff-broadway-manager-and-powerhouse-agent-dies-at-96.html
― corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 19:09 (ten years ago)
Richard: What happened was, I became friendly with a man named Stefano Ferrari.
http://www.slashfilm.com/theodore-rex/
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)
My dad had actually cut me off years earlier because of my professional and lifestyle choices. At the time, I was living off my wife’s modeling money and the residuals from an aerobics tv show I had made for Italian television)
Stefano is people who know how to live.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 24 August 2015 17:50 (ten years ago)
back in the 60's I got a recycled box of 78's with the original postees name on it; "Rex Brain Jr.". No, I'm not kidding? you think I could have made this up? (doan answer that..)
― ian, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:44 (ten years ago)
Bessie Escobar
― j., Friday, 4 September 2015 15:25 (ten years ago)
Tamara Katsenelenbogen
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 September 2015 15:39 (ten years ago)
what's the over/under on Reggie Bugmuncher
― imago, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 08:17 (ten years ago)
+1
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 08:32 (ten years ago)
Maria Anna Walburga Ignatia "Nannerl" Mozart
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Friday, 11 September 2015 10:13 (ten years ago)
"IPSA has today announced the appointment of Marcial Boo as the new Chief Executive, following Andrew McDonald’s recent retirement on the grounds of ill health."
― Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Friday, 11 September 2015 10:44 (ten years ago)
i suppose if you're investigating claims for duck houses, it helps if you can say boo to a goose
― feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 11 September 2015 10:59 (ten years ago)
Marshall Boo is a good drag name imo
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 16:57 (ten years ago)
Funes Mori
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:07 (ten years ago)
Niall Noígíallach (Irish pronunciation: [ˈniːəl noɪˈɣiːələx], Old Irish "having nine hostages"),[1] or in English, Niall of the Nine Hostages
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:06 (ten years ago)
* He is presumed to have been a real person, but most of the information about him that has come down to us is legendary.
No joke, I just heard about a Rabbi in the post Civil War era named Ulysses S. Schwartz.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 September 2015 01:10 (ten years ago)
Nobody told that dude about General Order No. 11 I'm guessing.
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 October 2015 22:21 (ten years ago)
Honor Wigfall
― + +, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 21:01 (ten years ago)
Jomel Warrican
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 22 October 2015 11:01 (ten years ago)
Richard Brilliant
― ogmor, Thursday, 29 October 2015 11:21 (ten years ago)
Krapsnaps Bazingas
― j., Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:33 (ten years ago)
yeah that is something else. first thoughts in order were 1. no way that's real 2. oh wait i bet he is latvian. my people!
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:40 (ten years ago)
how is it pronounced????
― j., Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:42 (ten years ago)
aw lol, it's not real. heartbroken.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:42 (ten years ago)
WHAT
this is a terrible day
― j., Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)
oh haha okay i understand now i am not a sports person
kristaps porzingis is still pretty good tho
― j., Thursday, 12 November 2015 20:47 (ten years ago)