abysmal real names

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Middle initial N?

nickn, Thursday, 11 June 2015 16:53 (eleven years ago)

Cole Hammer, for fuck's sake

imago, Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)

Cole Hammer

imago, Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)

Lulu Lulu

davey, Friday, 19 June 2015 06:59 (ten years ago)

from Honolulu

davey, Friday, 19 June 2015 06:59 (ten years ago)

Big fan of Honey Booboo

that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 June 2015 08:08 (ten years ago)

Do not get what is abysmal with any of nakh's wta names of a month ago (tho I can see why "Kirsten Flipkens" may be felt as unbeawably tuthe, at a stretch). Does nakh fear lower germanic dialects?

anatol_merklich, Monday, 29 June 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)

Just learned why a distant in-law of mine uses a Facebook alias - real name is Jim Crow :\

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 5 July 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)

Lauren Holiday

rahrah avis (imago), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:04 (ten years ago)

c'mon Barry fudge is an awesome name.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)

Dr Elferink-Stinkens

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 19:39 (ten years ago)

Jean-Luc Schmutz

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

Going through an email list at work found an address for a dude named Mohammed Israel.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

Toss Gascoigne

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:40 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

cyrus engineer

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 21 August 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)

Engineer is a pretty common Indian surname - a lot of Parsi people adopted their job titles as surnames when they emigrated to India (see also Farokh Engineer, Navin Engineer, etc).

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)

Also Nazneen Contractor, and so on.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)

bizarro gazzara with the wrongest post yet to this thread

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)

It's pretty pedestrian for a Parsi name tbh.

http://i.imgur.com/Yw5kMeH.jpg

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:39 (ten years ago)

Yeah there's a correspondent on the Nightly Show with the surname "Treasurywalla." Awesome.

a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 22 August 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)

Real or Key and Peele Dept:
NY Jets cornerback Buster Skrine
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH4RXimWsAALRFj.jpg

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 August 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

debated between putting this on the 'abysmal' or 'great' thread, guess it depends what you're looking for in life

'brittany glidewell'

j., Saturday, 22 August 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)

Robert Deatherage

http://www.kpho.com/story/29765418/fbi-militia-members-moonlighted-as-drug-cash-rip-crew

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 23 August 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Pev0aex.jpg

(morbid story this is from)

Devilock, Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:01 (ten years ago)

Rupert Friend.

SPOILER: Everyone Is A Robot (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 30 August 2015 21:08 (ten years ago)

space shuttle pilot dick truly

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 10:03 (ten years ago)

Truly, madly, Dickly

We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)

Zane D. Memeger, the United States attorney in Philadelphia who brought the charges, did not elaborate on the decision to drop the case.

Lux Iniesta (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 September 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)

bonar bradberry

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:09 (ten years ago)

Kenedy

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:59 (ten years ago)

to add insult to the pointblank entry wounds

Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (born 8 February 1996 in Santa Rita do Sapucaí), commonly known as Kenedy, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a striker for Fluminense.[1]

― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:21 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lux Iniesta (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:11 (ten years ago)

too ecstatic at corbyn to use ctrl-f

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:14 (ten years ago)

tempted to reverse judgment on this one though: misspelling of keneddy goes from bathetic to sublime when one considers it is the sinister backroom schemer bobby rather than the eternal hausfrau's favourite being 'hommaged'

Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:19 (ten years ago)

remember when the story was circulated that maicon douglas whatever was a bastardized tribute to mikey d

He does not know when or how the rumour started, just that he has heard it all his life and it is not true. Maicon Douglas's name may have an assonance with a certain Hollywood actor, but the Inter Milan right-back was definitely NOT named after the star of Basic Instinct and a host of other big-screen blockbusters.

"My parents aren't film buffs, I don't even know if they know who he is," the Brazilian told Gazzetta dello Sport in 2008. "It's just funny because this urban myth, that my parents were such fans of Michael Douglas that they named me after him, has been around for a decade. "Everybody assumes it's true and, until now, nobody has asked me if it is."

Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)

lol i thought you meant the beastie boy for a sec there

imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:23 (ten years ago)

Roger Fuckebythenavele

top doctor (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)

astro teller

drash, Thursday, 17 September 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)

looking up crazy shit on familysearch, part 147358:

Hitler Mussolini Henderson
Event Type: Birth
Event Date: 1939
Event Place: Clear Creek, Mecklenburg, North Carolina
Gender: Male
Race: Colored
Father's Name: Earnest Henderson
Mother's Name: Katie Mae Henderson

his parents apparently had second thoughts, because they reported his name as Andrew in the 1940 census.

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 17 September 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)

Ezequiel Ham

nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:54 (ten years ago)

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 20 September 2015 14:09 (ten years ago)

Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, March 5, 2014 12:14 AM

also from "Great Real Names":

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, April 26, 2014 2:02 AM

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)

that was two months before he became a first round draft pick and an overplayed entrant in notable names lists/featurettes for all eternity

nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this stuff forever

http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/quiz/articles/nfl-player-or-dorset-village

nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:52 (ten years ago)

Not surprising that he's been mentioned already. Ah sure, we'd be here all day naming NFL players

tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 20 September 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)

Ted Tork of White Cloud, a non-Amish friend of the clan, owns and operates the bus, helping transport Amish families as the need arises, Hochstetler said.

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 13:01 (ten years ago)

Becky Ruud

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:53 (ten years ago)

Willoughby Bertie, 4th Earl of Abingdon (16 January 1740 – 26 September 1799) was an English peer and music patron.[1]

nakhchivan, Thursday, 24 September 2015 11:09 (ten years ago)

The song was produced by Essex Buddha with Hat Ritson as sample replay producer.

Ray Chard (NickB), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:32 (ten years ago)

Rat Hitson

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)

Kumble Subbaswamy

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 1 October 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)


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