what if the bird (the one that can fly) flies up to the top of the tree- do they win, or get marked down for not climbing?
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 10:38 (eleven years ago)
Dear god...the 'Harry Potter if told from point of view of Voldemort' thing is awful
http://i58.tinypic.com/2ni8j9v.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 14 June 2015 04:12 (eleven years ago)
http://i61.tinypic.com/357h741.jpg
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 14 June 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)
wow, you're right, what a fool i was to consider selling my house and moving to an annual four-day music festival. i really would have been giving up some priceless things.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)
glad my friend got an eighth though, lord british told me he'd lost one a while back
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 14 June 2015 16:17 (eleven years ago)
quietly sneaking in "internet porn"
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 June 2015 18:09 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/734408_10152043380938602_1748414695_n.jpg?oh=0aaf710ffd4cdc4f777739415870096f&oe=55FA06B5
― got bent (mild cheezed off vibes) (s.clover), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:21 (eleven years ago)
yes because the 70s were so much more lyrical and romantic.I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.It's got a basket, a bell that rings andThings to make it look good.I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 04:34 (eleven years ago)
i saw one a while back with Beyonce's "Girls Run the World" vs. "Bohemian Rhapsody"
― Nhex, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:41 (eleven years ago)
Someone should make one using the lyrics of "Happy Birthday to you!" or "The Star-Spangled Banner" as the touchstone of past lyrical greatness.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 June 2015 04:48 (eleven years ago)
that Floyd lyric is 60s tbf
― Twee Speech and Crepey Literalism (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 June 2015 05:46 (eleven years ago)
kinda lol using led zep as example of gallantry and respect for women
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 15 June 2015 07:57 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/398490_349792411776767_856794458_n.jpg?oh=86ffd4057dba544cd0d9748adbe773ff&oe=55E8D358
like it's meant to be that a little girl gets lost in the woods
― anthony braxton diamond geezer (anagram), Monday, 15 June 2015 08:04 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/v/t1.0-9/547323_10150965509478514_505664204_n.jpg?oh=6f79c29a7294063eacb5990b6dc811ec&oe=56324DEB
it's a meme so it must be true
― Roz, Monday, 15 June 2015 22:19 (eleven years ago)
"Maybe not how you planned, but how theyre meant to be (bcz your parents very much intended to abandon you in this forest and leave for Brazil)"
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 15 June 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
just a white guy with his trousers down thinkin baot things
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
Is the whole saggy-pants thing even a thing any more anyway?
― boat of boats (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:13 (eleven years ago)
It is. Only the thinnest wisp of boxer between you and their farts.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:30 (eleven years ago)
I don't get how the middle one even works.
― how's life, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)
SatireHeadlines.com is an ingenious and creative way to share photos at a time when social media trends are getting stale. Facebook becomes old and annoying quickly when newsfeeds deliver yet another picture of a cat playing with his toy. Share that picture with a quick-witted headline—Frisky the Feline Comes Clean About Catnip Addiction After Years of Sniffing Toy Mice: “I Inhaled”—and suddenly it’s a humorous post that will likely elicit some laughter, and hopefully encourage social media users to be inventive and have some fun while sharing their own photos.
― there was a lot of beer and people doing sit ups, (laughs) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 11:35 (eleven years ago)
^^ carefully crafted to reflect the humor-generating abilities of their target audience
― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 17:54 (eleven years ago)
dear GOD was that painful to read
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 22:12 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t31.0-8/p600x600/10380040_422331044621842_6371314415259967949_o.jpg
― mirostones, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:07 (eleven years ago)
an ominous threat
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:09 (eleven years ago)
http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/thewire/images/f/f1/Photo_10.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140916021414
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:26 (eleven years ago)
date/stalk, whatever
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:29 (eleven years ago)
that's so gross and unnerving, esp the 3 3 3 3 smileys that i can't interpret
― Florianne Fracke (La Lechera), Thursday, 18 June 2015 13:58 (eleven years ago)
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/badass-emperor.jpg
I see potential in you.
― here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:01 (eleven years ago)
hi i think all people are commodities to be invested in and developed then marketed and turned into $$$
― confessions of hellno (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:09 (eleven years ago)
elevator lady lady leverage me
― drash, Thursday, 18 June 2015 16:18 (eleven years ago)
lol doc
― Nhex, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:15 (eleven years ago)
http://i61.tinypic.com/dykjlu.png
LIKE if you love your family, SHARE if you hate your family
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:25 (eleven years ago)
Wow, the developers of English sure put in some awesome Easter Eggs!!!11!!!!
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:26 (eleven years ago)
coincidentally posted by a family member who stole from my dad when they worked together, lol
― Nobody ever knows anything. (sleepingbag), Thursday, 18 June 2015 18:28 (eleven years ago)
If you love stealing from your family post this as your status.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)
death to aunts and uncles
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 19 June 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11217658_660446640757842_7078902123201714351_n.jpg?oh=71542b9eaa37077365a60cac1a0cdceb&oe=561EB932
― how's life, Sunday, 21 June 2015 10:00 (eleven years ago)
*puts kids up for adoption*
― Hikikomori Povich (tsrobodo), Sunday, 21 June 2015 10:11 (eleven years ago)
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/19396_1003029513063196_210661397120256073_n.jpg?oh=f64f3098e714f799629e58a2e9f10ada&oe=5625F737
Motivational posters... for airline cabin staff?
― cod latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)
looks like a Metronorth train
― Nhex, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:54 (eleven years ago)
Bestfriend
― example (crüt), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:55 (eleven years ago)
Best way to source your rebellious acts is from subway posters.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 14:59 (eleven years ago)
Read that as "licking yourself"
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 25 June 2015 00:40 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theawl.com/2015/06/screaming-cornpops-who-are-tearing-apart-society
― Tlon, Uqbar, Morbius Tertius (silby), Thursday, 25 June 2015 19:01 (eleven years ago)
This thing:
http://cdn10.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/01.gif
Continues here...
Message itself is hard to disagree with. Who doesn't hate rich assholes? But there's something old-fashioned-propaganda-ish about the comic that I find kind of revolting. It's like they just updated some anti-semitic cartoon from the 20s and made the main character less Jewy.
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 26 June 2015 11:02 (eleven years ago)
Are those supposed to be babies? They're both really fucking ugly babies.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 11:11 (eleven years ago)
I kinda liked the cartoon... the style is done in a slightly depressing depression-era style though, admittedly, but it's pretty clear.
― cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 26 June 2015 11:34 (eleven years ago)
feel like it mocks/patronizes/dehumanizes the people it's supposed to be "supporting"
― 2 jazz boys 1 jazz cup (Noodle Vague), Friday, 26 June 2015 12:32 (eleven years ago)
it's like 50 panels long...I don't think it "sums up" anything all that well
― frogbs, Friday, 26 June 2015 12:36 (eleven years ago)
iirc ppl who deny importance of class privilege do so bcos they are evil and malign not bcos the argument hasn't been put in simple enough form 4 them
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 26 June 2015 17:05 (eleven years ago)